Elizabeth posted a status
So, um, Kylo Ren.

Nico: Is this the guy you talked about with the whole "angst" thing?

Elizabeth: Hush child. I MUST KNOW MY PEOPLE.

Nico: Your... people...?

Elizabeth: Yeah, you know, fellow fangirls and boys who share the same feels as me?

Nico: Feels...

Elizabeth: I mean, LOOK AT HIS HAIR. IS IT BAD THAT I WANT TO TOUCH IT AND FEEL ITS FLUFFINESS

Nico: ...

Elizabeth: I know he's all controversial and whatever, but I can't help it. I have a problem with romanticizing back stories.

Nico: ...

Elizabeth: Like Draco Malfoy

Annabeth: Draco Malfoy!

Percy: Wait, what?

Annabeth: I mean... *coughs* Dr... eam... Mal... function...?

Percy: Dream Malfunction. Really.

Annabeth: ...

Percy: ...

Annabeth has logged off

Percy: ...

Percy has logged off

Nico: ...

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth: What have I done...

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Nico posted a status
Wait... didn't you used to "fangirl" over me?

Elizabeth: *suddenly coughs violently* Whaaat? Fangirl? Over you? Psh... naw...

Nico: Huh

Elizabeth: ...

Nico: So all those times you-

Elizabeth: Oh look at the time! Gotta go!

Elizabeth has logged off

Nico: Why does everything feel so surreal...?

Nico: This is weird

Nico has logged off

Thalia: *smirks* Totally shipping this

Piper: Shhh, don't let the fandom hear that

Thalia: What...?

Piper: Otherwise they'll start arguing over Solangelo and Thalico and other weird ships

Thalia: How do you know so much about the other side of the fourth wall...?

Piper: Are you kidding? It's like, my job to know every relationship that's being shipped

Thalia: Wait wait wait- THALICO!?

Piper: Huh, I would've thought you'd react faster than this

Thalia: WHAT THE HADES? I'M A BLOODY HUNTRESS. AND I'M OLDER! (Or maybe he's older now that I don't age, and he is technically eighty-something...) BUT NOPE NO NO NO NO NO NO

Piper: Hey, I don't create the ship

Thalia: THALICO SHIPPERS, JUST SHIP ELICO OR SOMETHING. DON'T YOU AGREE WITH ELIZABETH AND NICO?

Piper: Oh, and apparently he's gay in their world, but I guess he's just bisexual or something here. Like, I think Solangelo is an actual thing? Never would've guessed him and Will.

Nico: Wait- What!?

Apollo: *pouts* Why wasn't Thapollo mentioned by name? We all know there are fans who ship it

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Nico posted a status
WHY ARE WE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN? I DON'T LIKE THIS. NO NO NO NO NO

Elizabeth: *sighs* I just wanted this chapter to be about Kylo Ren

Annabeth: I would think you'd know by now that your plans never turn out as you wanted them to

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth: True

Annabeth: Of course it's true.

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth: Go talk about your "dream malfunctions" with Percy

Annabeth: Well then

Annabeth has logged off

Elizabeth: *sighs* I'll just end this now so that I don't dig myself in a bigger hole

Elizabeth: Besides, the next chapter can just start anew

Elizabeth: Because I'm sure not going to rewrite this

Nico: *whispers* The carnage of the fourth wall has returned

fin.

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(A/N): I have a serious problem with breaking the fourth wall and taking things too far. That's all I have to say.

Goals: A hundred reads, fifteen votes, and ten comments
Update: Bonus update on Tuesday if goals are reached by then. Otherwise Friday as usual.
Sneak Peek Title: The Stuffed Panda Told Me So
Edited chapters will be posted every one or two days, but the "bonus" and "regular" updates will all be new stuff. So the sneak peek title is of a "new" chapter, not an edited one.

-Elizabeth