Sally posted a picture
Aww, look at Percy. He always did love playing with that toy during his baths.

Percy: MOOOOOOOOOOM

Annabeth: Hehe, awww. That's adorable, Mrs. Jackson

Sally: We've gone over this. Call me Sally, Annabeth.

Annabeth: Well, Sally, have any more baby pictures? *smirks*

Percy: MOM DON'T DO IT

Sally: I thought you'd never ask

Percy: NOOOOOO

Thalia: Oh this is going to be great

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Annabeth posted a status
Wow Percy, I can't believe you actually hated baths.

Poseidon: I KNOW RIGHT? Sally used to ask me to help her out and give Percy a bath

Sally: And Percy would just throw a fit whenever we even mentioned that word

Poseidon: *scowls* Sally never did let me forget how my own son hated water

Sally: *smiles innocently* But it wasn't water that he hated. I think it was the washing

Annabeth: This is too good

Poseidon: Wait, there's more

Percy: *dies*

Poseidon: This is the part that Sally really never let me hear the end of

Sally: *scowls* It was really frustrating, okay? And you were the reason for it

Annabeth: Oh?

Sally: Yeah. Whenever Percy had a temper tantrum but was still forced to take a bath

Poseidon: He would just stay perfectly dry

Sally: So we couldn't even wash him!

Poseidon: *sighs* I couldn't even get him wet

Annabeth: Oh gods, that must've been an adventure

Sally: You have no idea

Poseidon: Wait, there's another story

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Poseidon posted a status
We should tell the story of the time you brought Percy to the ocean when he was three -With Sally

Sally: Oh my gods, he nearly gave me a heart attack!

Percy: NOOO, NOT THIS STORY

Annabeth: Well, since Percy obviously does not want me to hear this, I definitely want to know now

Poseidon: It's amazing. So Sally brings Percy to the beach in Montauk, right?

Sally: And I just turn around for like, ten seconds to get the sunscreen!

Poseidon: And Percy's gone by the time Sally turns back around

Percy: ... *covers face*

Sally: Then I notice him running to the ocean, and he won't even listen when I'm basically screaming his name

Poseidon: And he just dives under. Stayed down for like, ten minutes

Sally: Ten minutes! That's impossible for even the best swimmers! And he was three!

Poseidon: Well, he is my son

Sally: Didn't stop me from getting a panic attack.

Poseidon: But he comes up eventually

Annabeth: And...?

Percy: No no no no no

Sally: He comes back to me with a pout, grumbling and scowling about how he couldn't find SpongeBob

Poseidon: Sally never did play that show again

Percy: ... *grumbles* I was three. I wanted to see SpongeBob. Is that so wrong?

Annabeth: AWWW

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Nico posted a status
Well, you're never going to live this down

Percy: Please, it's not like we don't have dirt on you. Or do you not remember the McDonald's incident?

Nico: ... No

At this moment, the author would like to interrupt to say...

Elizabeth: NICO SAYS NO

Okay, you may continue

Percy: *smirks* Shouldn't have said anything then

Nico: *clamps hands over ears* No no no no no no no no

Elizabeth: Nico, love, I'm pretty sure we're all going to hear about this

Elizabeth: After all, I want it to happen, so it will happen. You should just accept it

Nico: Wait, love? Never mind that- NO NO NO

Percy: It's going to happen, Nico

Nico: NO-

The author thinks she'll just end it here because Nico's clearly in denial right now. To be contin-

Nico: NOOOOOOOOOO-

fin.

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(A/N): Meh, this didn't turn out as well as I had hoped, but oh well! Next week, it's Nico's turn to be embarrassed *smirks* Percy's stories were mostly cute, but not really embarrassing, to be honest. Still, no one wants their baby stories to be told to their boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other. Hehe, poor Nico. His stories aren't even going to be able to pass off for being "baby stories". So it'll be even more embarrassing for him, as the moments will have been within the past five or so years. And we all know how Nico was like when he was younger. Awww.

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-Elizabeth