Percy posted a status
This is a PSA informing everyone that if they see a turkey... Run.

Elizabeth: Does it... play fowl? 

Elizabeth: Nailed it

Annabeth: Oh my gods, I did not need that pun in my life

Elizabeth: Um, excuse you, it was great

Percy: Guys guys, I'm not kidding. There is a turkey on the lose and it will attack you.

Thalia: ... Do I want to know what happened?

Percy: ... Maybe another time when- Oh Styx it saw measkdfhlkaheifh

Elizabeth: ... I'm going to guess that the turkey caught up to him

Thalia: How ironic is it that the "Hero of Olympus" can defeat titans and giants and all that, but not a turkey?

Elizabeth: Well, the turkey probably thinks that Percy is a... no good baster 

Annabeth: Please no

Elizabeth: ... *pouts* You know what I'm going to Leo

Elizabeth: He accepts me for who I am

Elizabeth has logged off

Annabeth: ... 

Thalia: Wow. This is the girl who likes Nico. Like, wow. Personality difference much?

Nico: Okay let's get this straightened ou-

Elizabeth has logged back on

Elizabeth: Haha nope

This post has been removed.

___

Percy posted a status
*coughs* So, um, I am officially pardoning the turkey. Totally not because I can't catch it, psh what. I'm just... doing good. Spirit of the holiday y'know. Let the turkey live and eat its own feast

Thalia: Haha, sure you're not just saying that to avoid the fact that you couldn't catch it?

Percy: ...

Percy: Hush

Elizabeth: Psh, everyone knows that turkeys don't feast. They're stuffed.

Leo: Oh. My. Gods. That is actual genius

Elizabeth: Why thank you. See Annabeth? Someone appreciates me.

Annabeth: *facepalms* I hate everyone

Elizabeth: Why Annabeth, I don't think that's a very thankful mood you have going on there

___

Elizabeth posted a status
Alright, let's get Annabeth into a more Thanksgiving mood. What are you all thankful for?

Percy: Well, we've finally made it another year and get to gobble endless amounts of food without judgement

Annabeth: True, but you eat tons of food everyday anyway

Annabeth: Even when you know you're way past full

Percy: Okay yes, but lady, the meal is not done when I am full

Percy: The meal is done when I hate myself

Annabeth: Wow.

Elizabeth: BUT ANNABETH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND JUST MADE A PUN

Annabeth: ... 

Nico: I'm pretty sure we did something like this three years ago

Nico: Didn't it end with Hermes saying that when Leona turned back to Leo, they can just switch to shipping Coneo?

Hermes: Hey, we all know that I don't just ship mail okay

Elizabeth: Okay you know what, Annabeth? Just say what you're thankful for so we can move on already.

Annabeth: ... 

Annabeth: I'm thankful for the memories, even if they weren't so great

Elizabeth: ... 

Elizabeth: Okay you're forgiven. But only because of the reference.

___

Rachel posted a status
Um... so someone took my paints?

Thalia: Oh no

Rachel: You know where they are??

Thalia: Not just that... I also know who took them

Rachel: Who

Thalia: Leo and Percy

Rachel: Oh no

Thalia: Exactly

___

Annabeth posted a status
*sighs* Percy... What are you doing with Rachel's paints?

Percy: Um... Making turkeys?

Annabeth: What

Leo: Well since we can't have one for dinner, we're making some!

Annabeth: What

Percy: You know... Making turkeys from your hand print?

Annabeth: ... Oh no

Rachel: Um, where exactly are you "making" these turkeys?

Percy: ...

Leo: ...

Thalia: On the Big House

Annabeth: I'm sorry, you mean at the Big House, right?

Thalia: ...

Thalia: No, I unfortunately do not

Annabeth: ... Oh no

___

Dionysus posted a status
PETER AND LEVI I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL WISH I'D TURN YOU INTO DOLPHINS BECAUSE AT LEAST THEN POSEIDON MAY TAKE PITY ON YOU

Percy: Um, just saying, I'd want to be turned into a dolphin any day

Percy: Plus, Poseidon's kinda my father, so

Leo: Shhh Percy, I think he's serious

Dionysus: Listen to Lenard, Peta

Percy: Mr. D, can I just say that our names are literally spelled out for you?

Dionysus: Pierce, I swear to Zeus that-

Elizabeth has silenced Dionysus because she doesn't want Thanksgiving to be ruined

___

Annabeth posted a status
Well... After that... Are you ready to give back the paints?

Percy: But... turkey finger painting

Annabeth: ...

Percy: *sighs* Alright...

Leo: But but but

Percy: Shhh... we can get one of the Hermes kids to hook us up

Leo: Hm, true. Okay.

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: You do realize I am capable of reading that, right?

Percy: Oh no, she's onto us

Leo: abORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION

Percy has logged off

Leo has logged off

Annabeth: *sighs* 

Elizabeth: Sorry, I rushed this so

Annabeth: *sighs*

fin.

___

(A/N): Yeah, Percy and Leo were pretty childish but oh well. I kinda rushed this because I'm super busy right now but I didn't want to miss a Thanksgiving special so, here you go!

-Elizabeth