Piper posted status
*evil laugh* Times like this I'm ecstatic I'm an Aphrodite child.

Leo: Beauty Queen?

Percy: ...

Frank: Jason? Your girlfriend's scaring me...

Jason: Uh... Pipes? What did you do...?

Piper: Hehe, nothing...

Piper: By the way, I'm cancelling our date.

Jason: Wai- What!? Why!?

Piper: For... reasons...

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Private Group Chat Between Piper, Annabeth, Hazel, and Thalia

Piper: Guess who's charmspeak has come in handy once again?

Thalia: Oh my gods, it was totally, like, Drew, wasn't it?

Piper: Wha- NO!

Thalia: I know, it's called sarcasm

Piper: ... I knew that

Thalia: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Piper: Do you want to know my amazing news or not?

Annabeth: Uh, before a fight breaks out... What happened?

Thalia: Yes, please enlighten us.

Annabeth: Thalia...

Hazel: You know she's serious when she uses ellipses after a name.

Thalia: *sighs* Fine

Piper: Anyway, you know how my charmspeak works without direct contact?

Annabeth: Yeah...

Piper: Guess who got four backstage passes to a 5SOS concert?

Thalia: Eh, they're not punk rock enough but I'll take it

Annabeth: Hush, the 5SOS fam is unbeatable

Piper: You're welcome. And remember, it's a secret from the boys.

Annabeth: Yeah, okay.

Hazel: Wait, why? And how are we going to leave without Chiron knowing?

Piper: Well, they probably don't want to know we're fangirling over four other guys and Chiron knows, he's having us bring Argus.

Annabeth: Well, at least he looks like a surfer dude and the mortals won't see his 100 eyes, so he'll probably fit in alright

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Annabeth posted a status

Hey Percy, I gotta cancel our plans too.

Percy: Aw, why?

Annabeth: I have to draw some blueprints

Percy: Can I keep you company?

Athena: *may

Percy: ...

Athena: *shrugs* At least use proper grammar

Percy: I'll stick with can. Deal with it.

Athena: Why you impertinent-

Percy: I am impertinent. And I repeat, deal with it.

Athena: You little-

Annabeth: Anyway, sorry Percy, I need to be alone. It's easier to concentrate

Percy: True, alright. But you better not cancel on me next week, alright?

Annabeth: I wouldn't dream of it <3

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Hazel posted a status
Yeah um... I need to cancel plans too...

Frank: *sighs* Why Haz?

Hazel: Because... um...

Frank: Yeah??

Hazel: Uh....... private reasons...

Frank: Oh Hades no, you're not going off with Leo behind my back are you?

Leo: Maybe, maybe not.

Hazel: Leo! Not helping!

Frank: *gasps* You are!

Hazel: Wha- no!

Leo: It's alright babe, we need to be outright with this.

Frank: H-Hazel...?

Hazel: HOW COULD YOU BELIEVE LEO OVER ME!? I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Leo: ... I'll be leaving now

Leo has logged off

Frank: I-I.. Oh don't pin this on me!

Hazel: Are you saying it's my fault?

Frank: Well if you weren't so damn innocent, maybe you'd realize how often Leo flirts with you!

Hazel: So it's about Leo now?

Frank: Yes! Yes it is!

Hazel: Well sorry I'm still getting used to the 21st century!

Frank: Oh please, how could you not see his attempts?

Hazel: I told you! Leo and I are just friends!

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Leo posted a status
Uh, also... Leo is taken...

Percy: Whoa- What!? Who!?

Leo: Well, I met this girl... Calypso-

Percy: *jaw drops* Calypso!?

Annabeth: *looks angry* Calypso!?

Leo: Yeah... And well... I promised to return...

Percy: You know it's impossible though, right...?

Leo: I know the Fates have made it so, but... I promised. I won't break it.

Percy: Good luck, if there's any way I can help you...

Leo: Yeah, thanks. Oh, and don't blame Hazel, Frank. I was just kidding...

Hazel: No. It's not about you anymore. Frank here doesn't trust me.

Frank: I never said that!

Hazel: You don't have to! A relationship is based on trust Frank!

Frank: I do trust you! It's just that...

Hazel: You know what? I'm sick of this. Just...

Frank: J-Just what Hazel...?

Hazel: We're over.

Hazel has logged off

Frank: Wh-What? No, please!

Frank has logged off

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Percy posted a status
Well... some shit went down...

Annabeth: Percy! Language!

Percy: English. Well, Ancient Greek too, I guess... Wait, what language are we writing in? Because English isn't good with our dyslexia, but Ancient Greek, the keyboard....

Thalia: I've given up on trying to understand...

Annabeth: Hm, true... I'm going to go think about this...

Annabeth has logged off

Thalia: Props on getting Annabeth away from scolding you.

Percy: I've had plenty of practice.

Thalia: Haha, nice

Percy: Right?

Thalia: Very. Shall we go and tie down Nico now before he hears/sees what happened with Frazel?

Percy: Yeah, that seems like a good idea.

Thalia: Great, meet you by the lake and we can go look for him together.

Percy: Sounds like a plan. Annabeth cancelled on me anyway.

Thalia: Ouch. Well, let's go.

Percy: Okay.

Thalia has logged off

Percy has logged off

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Private Group Chat Between Piper, Annabeth, Hazel, and Thalia

Piper: So... Are we still on for tonight?

Piper: Guys?

Piper: *coughs* Okay then... I guess we still have a few more hours... Before we have to get ready...

Piper: I'm going to just go now...

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(A/N): Eh. Not usually the type for drama but it was from the original version so why not.

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