release the Amazon part 3
Razor: "wakes up" so it wasn't a dream
Uzume: you thought this was a dream?
Razor: can you blame me? "Hears giant footsteps" please tell me you heard that
Uzume: it's the giant again
Razor: how big is it?
Uzume: look out the window
Razor: okay "looks out the window and sees it" THAT THING IS HUGE
(If you can find a better picture tell me)
Uzume: and I've been fighting it all my life
Razor: and you said my life sucked
Uzume: I know
???: Uzume Uzume do you hear me
Uzume: "moves her right arm up"loud and clear Umio
Umio: thank goodness when you report back in we were starting to get worried especially the baby bugs
Razor: did I hear that right?
Umio: Uzume did you find someone else
Uzume: yes and no
Razor: are you saying I don't care as a person?
"Roof starts shaking"
Uzume: I think it's ripping the roof off
Razor: crap baskets do you have any form of transportation
Uzume: a motorcycle that's destroyed
Razor: how long do you think you can hold it off
Uzume: a few minutes why
Razor: that's all I need where is it
"Roof begans shaking more"
Uzume: over there "points to the left"
(The bike)
(Except it's in his Rider form colors)
Razor: epic "goes over to the bike and sees that all it is missing is a exhaust pipe" (don't know if it's actually called that)
Uzume: hey can you speed it up
"Roof finally breaks revealing the Giant"
Razor: JUST WAIT A BIT LONGER "finishes making a exhaust pipe" a lot simpler than I imagined "gets on the bike" get on
Uzume: "runs and gets on the back of the bike"
"The bike starts up and razor floors it"
Uzume: HOW DOES THIS HAVE FUEL
Razor: PLOT CONVENIENCE
Me: God damn it don't break the fourth wall this is Neptunia I'm already going out to fix it a lot because of Neptune so please stop
Razor: FINE. ANYWAYS WHERE DO WE NEED TO GO
Uzume: KEEP GOING STRAIGHT AND WHEN I SAY GO LEFT
"Somehow they're still managing to Dodge giant lasers heading at them while this is happening"
Uzume: NOW
Razor: "makes a left barely Dodge the laser and crashing into a wall" ouch
Uzume: Umio we're here
Fishman thing: thank goodness you're all right
Razor: wait your telling me me that thing is this Umio character
Fishman thing
To be continued
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