Howdy, I'm Debrah and if anyone says anything about the h in my name NO ONE GETS JUICE BOXES YOU HEAR!!! Any how, I'm going to quickly describe ma life so you can start to get me before we begin. My full name is Debrah Delorus Cooley. I'm a fabulous soccer mom to two children Hannah and Makayla. They both have Gods for parents. Zeus and Hades. GODS ARE GORGEOUS OKAY. This eventually comes back to bite me in the butt but whatever GODS ARE GORGEOUS. So Hannah's older but only by a month (hold on) because someone made Maykayla born very quickly so there was drama (I'm looking at you Aphrodite). So you can imagine how much stress it caused. I probably have grays. IT RUINS MY HIGHLIGHTS. So after shipping those demon children away to some camp I found my lovely husband Rob O'Riley. He got a huge baseball camp collection. It's to die for. He's got a bit of a pot belly but size doesn't matter... UNLESS ITS A GLASS OF WINE. LOL. I'm so funny. I'm going to have some pretty awesome adventures (at STARBUCKS), and have awesome rides in my minivan bringing my kids to soccer, supplying the juice boxes. Or I was supposed to until Makayla starts burping lightning and Hannah starts raising the dead to do her bidding (and soccer practice). It straight ruined my perfect life. So I shipped em away and went to search for where my perfect life would be.

Author's note

This is most likely going to be the weirdest thing you've ever read.

Throughout the making of this story I will be influenced by my friends so stuff is going to be everywhere and nothing is going to make logical sense but it's going to be freaking hilarious.

Hope you enjoy

-Your Favorite Nerdy Girl