So y'all I'm about to blow you're mind. My precious little child here can raise to dead. Yes wee little Hannah just drops a bottle on the ground and up the come. She makes them do all sorts of things like get her cookies and sometimes ramen. That kid really likes ramen...and juice boxes.... But most importantly those zombies helped in raising a soon to be really moody child that only wears bl-
"GOD DAMN IT DEBRAH IM NOT A CHILD"
You see as much as I want to dwell on the past with the cute babies, Hannah is 14 now.
She yells at me quite a bit for calling her a child. But kids will be ki-
"DEBRAH"
"Y'all need to chill I am entertaining people with my life right now"
Anyway so I greatly appreciated the help from the dead when raising my chi- offspring. They even helped us win every soccer game! The other kids never stood a chance! We were unstoppable. We always celebrated in my mini van with juice boxes. But after a long while of drinking juice and winning soccer games Hannah got all moody and such and SHE STOPPED PLAYING SOCCER!!! She said she wanted to pursue art or something but i wasn't listening because I was worrying about how my schedule was going to be like with one soccer kid. Goodness I can't leave Hannah alone with the dead. What if she goes and robs a bank or something! Think of what people will say about my parenting! Turns out it wasn't anything I had to worry about because I'm me and I make everything work. Even yoga pants. I'm so smexy. Well, so you may be thinking "So she quit soccer that doesn't make her a demon child" but it does IT TOTALLY DOES. Quitting soccer wasn't even the only thing she did. She scared away anyone I was interested in. Me and Mr. Salty were never able to become a thing😭. Well I have to go now. I'm going to be late for my soccer moms only book club. We talk all about everyone in town! It's great fun really. Oh yeah and sometimes we read books or something...

Authors note:
Sorry if this was mega garbage I'm really tired but THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Let me know if I'm doing a good job with this or if you have any ideas to make it better😋
So I have to go do homework and sleep now. I might skip the homework and go straight to sleep....🤔
-Your favorite Nerdy Girl