Here we see you in a dead timeline sitting in a chair and you're talking to Captain America, or what's left of him anyways.

(Y/N): "Captain America, you don't know me but I know you. Let's talk, in the multiverse I'm a total loser. Just like you were before you got the serum and shield. Wedgies, shoved into the locker, naked in front of girls, getting picked last for dodgeball, the whole nine yards. Even getting your lunch ruined. But then the TVA came to me and now I'm a detective of the Time Variance Authority. I guess I got my own shield."*turn to Captain America*"What do you think?"

You see the skull Captain America's remains fell to the ground.

(Y/N): "You're a great listener Cap."

You then pick up Captain America's shield and then use your Tempad to open a timedoor to the TVA.

(Y/N): "Welp. Since Natasha was the only person left alive in this timeline and she just dashed out of here."*pulls out a Reset Charge*"I guess it's curtains for this timeline."

You then place the Reset Charge on the ground and you head into the Time door and close it behind you as the Reset Charge goes off. You then put the shield into the evidence storage and you head back to your desk as we see a small hologram appear next to you named Miss Minutes.

Miss Minutes: "Detective M. Mobius, congrats on pruning that dead timeline."

(Y/N): "I feel bad for that branch, Miss Minutes."

Miss Minutes: "Since Ultron destroyed all the life in the timeline, there is no reason to put it out of its misery."

(Y/N): "Yeah I know, so what's on my agenda for today?"

Miss Minutes: "We have a variant of Karen Beecher from the far future, a variant of Hank Pym, and a variant of Moon Butterfly."

(Y/N): "Ladies first."

We see you in the cell of B8711 aka Night Sting aka Karen Beecher. You then pull up a chair and sit in it.

(Y/N): "Sit down Karen."

We see Night Sting sit down and she looks at you.

Night Sting: "Why won't you let me out?"

(Y/N): "Well listen, you have been picking on yourself in the past, saying that she doesn't have a backbone. But she has so much of a backbone that she erased you from existence and now you're here. You Karens are all the same, you think you got it all figured out but you just forgot to put in an extra variable. When you have it, you lose it."

Night Sting then leaps at you as you then rewind her back to her seat thanks to the time twister.

(Y/N): "You do realize you have the collar around your neck right?"

Night Sting: "How many mes did you catch?"

(Y/N): *puts a large file folder on the table*"A lot actually, and out of all the girls in your little crew of yours. You are a closet second to Barbara Gordon for making the most variants."*pulls out a file*"B9029 nicknamed Queen Bee, when she was being bullied by Doris Zeul she just ends up punching Dois in the gut and then that rush of energy made her the kingpin of the bully community, even going as far as spreading her influence to the school board and manipulating the education system."*pulls out another file*"B6969 aka Fashion Bee, this variant of Karen Beecher is a hot fashion model that is worried about her career as the hottest woman on Earth more than being a superhero, all the guys took notice of her and they try to go on dates with her, but she turned them down and broke all of their hearts and ruining their chances of finding love.

Night Sting: "How did that happen?"

(Y/N): "When she didn't ask Zee to borrow some makeup to cover her only pimple."

Night Sting: "Oh yeah, I remember that."

(Y/N): *pulls out a file*"And my personal favorite, Great Bee. This variant happened when Karen actually grew to the size of a house for the first time ever and she relies more on the power of her body rather than the real power within."

Night Sting: "Do you blow up all kinds of timelines?"

(Y/N): "Only ones that are asking for it. Sometimes they blow themselves up."

Night Sting: "Alright, will you let me out?"

(Y/N): "Well we need someone who is good with tech, so are you in or are you out?"

Night Sting: "Fine alright, I'll join your little crew. Anything to get out of this."

(Y/N): "Well then."*gestures a handshake*"Welcome aboard."

Night Sting: "Yeah I don't do handshakes."

(Y/N): " Hey now I washed my hands, no germs here. In fact all germs of all kinds vaporize everytime I go into a time door. As a health precaution."

Night Stoing: *shakes your hand*"I believe you."

Later, we see you enter the cell of M0987, aka Queen Moon Butterfly and you take a seat.

(Y/N): "Queen Moon Butterfly of the false side of the Butterfly family tree."

Moon: " Yes I know, you don't rub it in, what do you want?"

(Y/N): "First lets go over what caused the creation of your timeline."*reads Moon's file*"Murdering Queen Eclipsa and her husband in secret at the age of 15 and you said: I killed them for the sake of Mewni."

Moon: "Well..."

(Y/N): "And by the time you found out about Eclipsa's daughter you killed Meteora Butterfly and took over her school as well."*to Moon*"You have some issues with racism towards monsters."

Moon: "Monsters killed my mother!"

(Y/N): "True but let's see what happens if you, Queen Moon, didn't make your first kill with Eclipsa."

You then turn on a holographic projector and show all the events that are supposed to happen.

(Y/N): "If you didn't kill Eclipsa, she would have united mewmans and monsters together. The relationship between them started a bit rocky at first but over time your daughter Star Butterfly will unite both sides by destroying the one thing that is keeping them apart: The magic itself. You, your kid, Eclipsa, and her kid work together to destroy the magic and bring unity between mewmans, humans, and monsters."

Moon: "I...what have I done?"

(Y/N): "3 accounts of 4th degree murder, descrimination, conspiracy, and 400 accounts of racism both directly and indirectly. We blew up your timeline."

Moon: " What?! Why would you do that?!"

(Y/N): "It's not going in the right direction. TVA policy says if a timeline isn't going the right direction it's called a dead branch."

Moon: " That doesn't give you the right to destroy everything! They could have changed!"

(Y/N): "I don't make the rules, the Timekeepers make the rules. If your timeline keeps going then all the monsters would have gone down to extinction and you would be the Hitler of Mewni. Speaking of which, they made a nickname for you."

You then hand Moon her file and she sees that they nicknamed her: Hitler Moon.

Moon: "Oh my."

(Y/N): "Again I don't make the rules, I enforce them. And have you ever tried using your magic to bust out of here?"

Moon: "Several times actually, but I don't know why my magic isn't working."

(Y/N): "That's because here you're just a normal woman who was a mother of 1. In fact we got variants of your ancestors from both sides of the family."*presses a button on the intercom*"Can someone bring in Comet Butterfly into the cell of M0987?"

We then see a woman that Moon is all too familiar with, Comet Butterfly.

(Y/N): "Thank you. Moon, meet the head of our Department of Magic, Comet Butterfly."

Comet: "Hello Moon."

(Y/N): "I'll leave you two alone."

You then leave the room as Comet then turn to Moon.

Comet: " It's been quite some time."

Moon: "Too long for me."

Comet: "I know the truth about our family after I was executed, you ruined our family."

Moon: "I am sorry mother."

Comet: "Well your branch off the timeline wasn't that bad. I used moths on my first pie instead of butterflies while you murdered Eclipsa in your youth."

Moon: "Did they destroy your timeline?"

Comet: "Yes, turns out the butterfly holds a more symbolic significance than a moth."

Moon: " I.... I'm sorry mother."

Comet: "At least I get to see my daughter grow up to be a strong leader. Even if you had some hiccups along the way."

Moon: "I just did what I thought was right."

Comet: "Oh sweetie, sometimes you have to let the youth do things the elderly failed to do."

Moon: " Failed to-" *realizes*"You wanted me to kill Eclipsa?"

Comet: "My goodness, no sweetie. Let the youth between mewman and monster get along with each other. Just like my granddaughter did when she threw a party."

Comet then turns on the holoprojection of Star's party.

Comet: "You raised a phenomenal girl. That's exactly what Thor did in this timeline."

Comet then uses the holoprojector to show the events of an alternate Thor's timeline. Both Moon and Comet then see Party Thor and Loki as a frost giant and they were staring at each other.

Loki: *on the projector*"Gah."

Party Thor: *on the projector*"Loki, you made it!"

Loki: *on the projector*"You're my brother from another mother, man, I mean it."

Comet: "In the past both Odin and Laufy fought each other, but these two were inseparable and they're party animals. Loki came up with an idea to use the arch from St. Louis as a sling shot and Thor was partying in Vegas."

Moon: " I can't believe they're getting along with each other."

Comet: "That's the multiverse for ya."

Moon: " I see."

Comet: "Would you like to work here sweetie, in the Magic Department?"

Moon: " Sure."

Comet: "Sweetie, you're grounded for a month."

Moon: "But I'm a woman now and-"

Comet: "Don't you talk to your mother in that tone young lady."

Moon: *sighs*"Yes mother."

We then see Comet and Moon come out of the cell and you see them.

(Y/N): "I see that went well."

Comet: " Yes well she's grounded for a month."

(Y/N): "Actually there is no time here. But I'll allow it."

We then see both Comet and Moon head to the Magic Department.

Comet: *whispers to Moon*"Detective Mobius is adorable, since you are now single. You should ask him out."

Moon: *blushes*"Mother!"

Comet: *whispers* " I'm just saying, he does look a lot better than the barbarian you married."

Moon: "I just got out of a prison and I do not want to be with some time police officer!"

Comet: "He's a detective sweetie, there's a difference. At least have lunch with him and see where it goes."

Moon: "How old is he?"

Comet: "Well from what he told me he's been around for so long that he lost count. I'm not surprised that he's older than both of us and yet he looks so young. In all across the multiverse he is a nobody, but in the TVA he is an excellent Detective."

Moon then sees a wall of more than 10 million portraits of you that says Employee of the Eon.

Moon: " I see."

Meanwhile, we see you go into the cell of H7892 aka Yellowjacket aka Hank Pym and you sit in a chair.

(Y/N): "Sit down Hank."

Hank: *sits down*"I got arrested by soldiers from Norse mythology and then got arrested by police officers that have the power to travel through time."

(Y/N): *reads Hank's file*"You committed 4 accounts of murder, 1 account of manslaughter, 1 attempt of murder, and illegal use of Pym Particles. Your kills are Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, Hulk, and Black Widow. In your timeline you became the Yellowjacket to take out your anger on Shield."

Hank: *slams his fists on the table*"She died because of Fury! My wife and my daughter were killed because they were doing Shield's dirty work!"

(Y/N): "Well let's see what your killing spree brought to your timeline."

You then turn on the holoprojector and it shows Loki coming to power over Earth.

Loki: *on the holoprojector*"Good evening my loyal subjects. It is with great pride I stand before you today to announce that in one day's time. The nations of Earth have put aside their differences and united under my command. It is the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation, you are made to be ruled. So I have come to help you fulfill...your destiny."

(Y/N): "Your handiwork gave your Loki the chance to take over Earth. On the brightside, there is Captain America and Captain Marvel, two Avengers who survived your killing spree and are cleaning up your mess. And it's not the first time you made a giant mess."

You then show footage of Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Black Panther at a bridge surrounded by zombies.

Captain America: *on the holoprojector*"On my mark."*feels something bite his neck*"Ow."

You and Hank then see a Zombie Hank Pym resize himself and then get the jump on the Avengers and the horde of zombies swarmed them.

(Y/N): "Wanna know how you, Hank Pym became a walking corpse. Because you took a trip to the quantum realm to get your wife from there."

Hank: "She's alive!?"

(Y/N): "Well more or less like a zombie now in this timeline. But in the Prime Timeline, this Wasp is alive."

You then show footage of Hank reuniting with Janet Van Dyne for the last 30 years in the quantum realm.

Hank: "How did this happen? How can I get to her?!"

(Y/N): "Your successor as Ant-Man."

You then show footage of Scott Lang's time as Ant-Man and how he managed to get to save Wasp.

Hank: "Wow, I missed the opportunity to save her. What have I done? I killed the only means of protecting Earth from invaders from the stars for nothing. She was there alive the whole time?!"

(Y/N): "We actually have the Zombie Janet in a cell next to you."

You then point to Hank's right and he sees Janet Van Dyne as a zombie and she sees Hank as the Yellow Jacket.

Hank: "Janet...I...I'm so sorry."

Zombie Janet: *sees the history on the glass on Hank's cell**roars in anger and rage**starts bashing the window*

(Y/N): "I'll leave you two alone."

You then leave the room as Hank sits in his cell in despair.

Hank: " What have I done, what have I done!?!"

Later, you then head to your office and you see both Comet and Moon walk by Hank's cell.

Comet: "I feel sorry for him. I can't believe they put his cell next to her's."

(Y/N): "Hey it's his fault that he killed his Avengers and it's her fault that she infected her Avengers. So they made them neighbors as a punishment. And again I don't make the rules, I enforce them."

Comet: "Respectable."

Moon: "Who makes the rules again?"

(Y/N): "The Timekeepers, they're a trio of cosmic beings that govern all of time across the multiverse. And guess what, the one girl that is one of the Timekeepers is the big boss one. Basically this place runs on girl power, she's like the president and the other two are like vice presidents."

Moon: "Are you asking us to be the vice presidents?"

(Y/N): "What? No, I've seen you run your kingdom like a thousand lifetimes. You in the Prime Timeline are a few steps away from being a girl Adolf Hitler. We already have the Timekeepers, I'm saying that the girl timekeeper has the most power because she is the other timekeepers' older sister. Plus I don't have the authority to do that."

Moon: " Oh, I see."

Comet: *pushes Moon closer to you*"(Y/N), why don't you have lunch with Moon for a while? You two should get to know each other better if you want to share a work space."

Moon: "Mother!"

(Y/N): "Oh I have lunch plans with Loki. He's a rookie around here and someone has to teach him the ropes."

Moon: " I see, well I won't get in the way of that."

Comet: "Oh come on, you two will get along quite nicely if you get to know each other. Who knows, you might even start dating each other?"

(Y/N): "Wait what?"

Moon: *blushes*"Mother!"

Comet: "Have fun you two."

We then see Comet leave the area as you and Moon.

Moon: *sighs* " I am so sorry about her, she can be a bit much."

(Y/N): "I know. I have met other variants of her."

Later at lunch, we see you having lunch with Moon and Loki.

Loki: "I thought this would be a you and me lunch not a you and me and her lunch?"

(Y/N): "Moon's mom suggested that we have lunch together."

Loki: "My mother used that same trick on me and Lady Sif and it worked. I told her a million times that we are just friends and nothing more. Besides, she hated me after all of those mischievous pranks pulled on her."

(Y/N): "Yeah I saw your file Loki, I know about your life."

Loki: "I know, I just feel like it's relevant to this conversation."

(Y/N): "Alright."

Loki: "Besides you are too young for a former queen of her world that is long gone."

(Y/N): "Hank's world is still around and kicking."

Moon: " You destroyed my timeline and not his?"

(Y/N): " Hey I don't-"

Moon: " Shush! Why didn't you destroy his timeline?!"

(Y/N): "Cause it's not a dead branch timeline. Two Avengers are alive, Captain America and Captain Marvel. They also have a replacement Black Widow from that one dead branch timeline that was made from an Ultron that got his wish. Now they have 3 Avengers to defend the Earth from evil. And soon there will be more Avengers like Black Panther and if they get their hands on the staff they will soon have a Quicksilver and a Scarlet Witch."

Moon: "I do not understand why you spare that world?"

(Y/N): "Cause it still has hope to live on and prosper. Even though they don't have Hawkeye's arrows, or Hulk's or Thor's strength, or Stark's tech, but they still have Thor's hammer."

Moon: " So they'll just replace them?"

(Y/N): "No, they have honored their memories."

Moon: "Oh."

Loki: " Yes, my brother may be dead but his power is not."

(Y/N): "And Cap used the hammer to get a win against Thanos, and he used the hammer to get a win against Loki."

Moon: "I see..."

(Y/N): "That is how the multiverse and the TVA works."

Moon: " It sounds confusing."

(Y/N): "You'll get used to it."

You then see a red lantern variant of Jessica Cruz beating up a bunch of guards.

(Y/N): "Oh boy, another Jessica Cruz variant gone Red Lantern again."

Moon: " Is that bad?"

(Y/N): "Hold on."*to the guards*"How did she go red?"

Guard: *while being choked to death*"Shane didn't tell her that the Burrito Bucket doesn't have the budget to afford actual meat!"

You see the Jessica variant kill the guard with a neck snap.

(Y/N): "Wow for someone who was a veggie eating pacifist, you're really good at violence."

You then pull out your timestick and you walk to her.

(Y/N): "Take it easy Jess."

Jessica then shoots a lava construct from her mouth and you dodge it and you hit her with the timestick to send her to the Void.

(Y/N): "Everytime."

Moon: " Who was that?"

(Y/N): "J6669, a variant of Jessica Cruz that became a red lantern cause she beat up her boss Shane and got her and Babs fired. And then went on a violent rampage all over the world until the whole world is dead. Only the humans, not the animals."*to the guards*"Can someone clean up her mess please?"

We then see a guard rewind time to clean up Jessica's mess.

(Y/N): "Thank you. It's a typical Monday for us."

Loki: "Actually it's not and it is Monday at the same time cause we live outside of space-time."

(Y/N): "That was a joke Loki. And you ruined it."

Loki: "I'm sorry."

(Y/N): " Eh, whatever."

Moon: "What do you do in your free time?"

(Y/N): *breaks out in laughter*"Oh man, that's so good! Oh man! That is so good!"*realizes* "Ya serious?"

Moon: "Yes."

(Y/N): "Oh well I just to a time where there is an apocalypse, like watching Pompei get destroyed and watching Ragnorak happen."

Loki: "I should feel sad that I was the one who caused it, but I'm not."

(Y/N): "It was kinda cool watching those events unfold. But I just do paperwork for who knows how long."

Loki: "That took you at least the same amount of time for the Big Bang to happen 5000 times over."

(Y/N): "Really? Felt like 5 minutes."

Loki: " Well it felt longer."

Moon: "Goodness that long!?"

(Y/N): "It may be that long but I still look like a kid. Cause no one around here doesn't age."

Loki: "It's true. They are all immortal."

Moon: "Impressive. Do you at least have a house?"

(Y/N): "Sure do, my house is kinda big."

Later, at your house, we see you and Moon in the living room and she sees all of your trophies from your cases.

(Y/N): "Yep, I solved them all. Leatherface, Esdeath, Thanos, Godzilla, you name it."

Moon then sees wands from different variants of her family tree including Star's wand.

Moon: "You got these from my family?"

(Y/N): "I like to get trophies, proves that I accomplished something. There's actually more trophies down in the basement, I even got a giant robot suit down there."

Moon: " Of course you do. What were you before the TVA?"

(Y/N): "I was a highschool loser, not just in one timeline but all across existence as a whole ole. Wedgies, swirlies, shuffled into the locker, getting beaten up by bigger kids, getting thrown into the girls' locker room naked with no clothes one and being laughed at by people. The whole nine yards, no mystic powers, no super soldier might, no spider bites, no anything that makes me a hero. Just being a hopeless loser."

Moon: "I'm sorry to hear that."

(Y/N): "You're looking at the first (Y/N) M. Mobius that came to be in the TVA. The first Variant of (Y/N) M. Mobius."

Moon: "Oh. Did you ever have a promising future?"

(Y/N): "You tell me."

You then pull out a remote and then turn on the TV and show footage of all the Variants of you across the multiverse. They all show you getting too ashamed to come out of the house, too injured and broken to help people, and in some of the footage you get killed by the bullies during your highschool days on accident or on purpose.

Moon: " My word, don't you ever want to go back to that timeline and pay them back?"

(Y/N): "It's against the rules to interfere with an active timeline, besides it's not worth it. Just let nature take its course."

Moon: " They killed you! How can you be so idle about this?!"

(Y/N): "I don't make the rules, I enforce them. I took an oath to not interfere with any active timeline no matter what, even if it kills me."

Moon: "You're killed by a car cause you won a blue ribbon and the bully didn't!"

(Y/N): "Like I said, even if it kills me."*grabs a guitar and sit on the couch and play a few chords*"I enforce the law, I don't make it."

Moon: " You don't care about yourself, do you?"

(Y/N): "Nope, sooner or later if I get killed in the line of duty. They'll just replace me with a new variant of me. Like if a judge gets killed by a crazy variant they just replace that guy, same goes to the Minutemen, the analysts, we're all just disposable cans of soda in the end."

Moon: "Is that what you always think about yourself?"

(Y/N): "Yep and the worst part about my timeline. The person I thought I fell in love with was just messing with me and she destroyed me on an emotional level. Now I don't trust women anymore, even if they save my life."

Moon: "Oh dear."

Sometime later, we see Moon at the Magic department and she was talking to Comet.

Moon: "Mother, I have something to tell you. It's about (Y/N), he told me that a woman broke his heart badly. And he doesn't care about himself if he lives or dies on the job."

Comet: "I know what you mean, everyone in the TVA doesn't think that. Not even the Timekeepers themselves."

Eclipsa: "Being a hopeless nobody is his fate, always has and always will be. The Timekeepers themselves even offered him the chance to change his fate but he refused. The Timekeepers called him the Unchanged. He told them that the TVA is the only thing that made him something, the TVA made him into a god above other gods. Without the TVA he's nothing."

Soliaria: "She's right. He hated his life before the TVA."

Comet: "He's the most miserable being in existence, even in the TVA."

Moon: " And he hides it all from everyone?"

Everyone nodded yes.

Soliaria: "He solves cases to help the TVA and yet he is still miserable. No matter what he does he will never fill in the void that is his heart or what's left of his heart."

Moon: " Well there has to be some way to help him."

Rhina: "The Timekeepers tried everything, even giving him 15 years of paid vacation in a universe where Thor was an only child. He didn't take the vacation and instead spent his vacation solving unsolved cases and cases that had gone cold. Which is around 40 million unsolved cases."

Festevia: "Party Thor throws the best parties and he missed all of them, and he was invited to all of them. On Casual Eon he wore his uniform, he doesn't celebrate birthdays, not even his own and he turns down all of our gifts because he doesn't want them. I bought him a nice boa for him to wear and he threw it in the trash."

Moon: "My word, that's harsh."

Comet: "He's basically no longer human at this point, he's just a variant of the boy he once was."

Meanwhile at your desk, we see you watching numerous video files of your life across the multiverse. Sitting in silence while working on a case.

Next: Chapter 1: Case Gone Cold