(Hey, it's Kai... It's been so long since I've updated this, but looking back, it's a real bloody piece of art so I'm going to try to continue it, hoping that I don't get writer's block again... Yeah...)

You laid on your bed, staring up at the ceiling boredly for hours; until you got a text, that is.
'1 message from Gasai Yuno.' and with that, a mild static erupted in your mind, making you thankful that you had taken your painkillers. Opening your phone you read the small line of text, a simple message with an urgent meaning.
'please come to Yuki's, possible diary holder.' The second you had read the message, you grabbed your green army jacket and slipped on your combat boots, heading over to Yukiteru's for some answers.

Yukiteru's house~
You knocked on the door awkwardly, being met by a smiling Yuno.
"Hello, (y/n)! Glad you could come!" She gestured for you to come in, introducing you to a small child with ginger hair that was drawing a picture of what looked like Yuno.
"Hello, (y/n). I'm Yuki's mother, and this is Rei." A tall woman with brown hair and glasses spoke kindly, gesturing to the child.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, your son and I have become good friends."
"Hello, onee-chan!" The small child smiled, tightly gripping some scissors.
"Hello there, you creepy little 5 year old." You gave him a sickly sweet smile and walked into the living room,where you encountered both Yuki and Yuno.
The child picked up a drawing of what looked like Yuno, still holding the scissors.
"Ah, will you give that to me?" Yuno asked and the young boy nodded, walking towards her.
Suddenly, he tripped, the scissors tightly gripped above his head, aiming for her chest. You raced towards them, but revealed Yuno holding a pillow that was cut open by said scissors.
You stared at the pinkette in awe, wondering how the hell she managed to pull out a pillow at the last possible second and block the attack, but then you realised how she did it... She's Yuno fucking Gasai, that's how.

Lunch~

You sat down at the table, at the very end, and observed the antics of those around you. Between the insane smile on an overly self-aware 5 year old and the pinkette yandere balancing a tomato on her fork, you could easily say that this was one of the most normal lunches you've had in the past month... Sadly enough.
You didn't even attempt to eat the food, like, who on Earth would trust that kid?! He's a sociopathic 5 year old for fuck's sake, I could tell you at least 2.5 reasons that he's dodgy... And 2.5 of those reasons are that he's a sociopathic 5 year old...
Yuki stabbed one of the tomatoes with his fork and neared the juicy ball of regret to his awaiting mouth... Until Yuno stopped him.
"I think I'll pass on this delicious meal and toma-go to the bathroom!" You yelled, bursting out into laughter and reaching out your hand for a high-five. When noone returned the high-five, you slapped your own hand to save face and sauntered off with shame, feeling Yuki, Yuno, and Yuki's mum stare holes into your back.
Upon finishing and coming back in, you witnessed Yuki running around like a mad man and turning on every electrical appliance he could find. "Hey, Yuki."
"What?" he asked, not sparing you a glance and rushing around the room.
"It's a unit of power!!!" You yelled, slapping your knee in white dad hysterics. "Get it? What sounds like watt?!?! Ah... I'm so tired." as if on cue, the power turned off as you finished talking (almost as if the world was punishing you for your hilarious joke). Yuki decided he had no time for your awful punnery and sprinted out of the room and towards the bathroom at full speed. You decided to follow and found a fully naked Rei staring directly towards you, making you run away screaming about how sin and naked children correlate immensely.
Meanwhile, Yuno soon found her way to a knife and was already planning ways to kill the poor 5 year old... Not that you could blame her.
"Killing him would be immediate... Before he touches Yuki." Yuno spoke darkly, a misleading smile upon her face, despite her dark words.
"I agree with Yuno here, we could make it painless. It's not like we're shoving him in an oversized paper shredder." You chuckled, yet Yuki decided to ignore your comment.
"Wait! He's just a little kid! We're not killing him, we'll find the diary!" He yelled, earning you to roll your eyes.
"Fine, I guess we'll find the diary." You all set out on your treasure hunt, you and Yuno slightly annoyed.