Evan's Mediocre Guide to Sex

1. Both (or all) people have to give verbal consent before you do anything.

2. Get a condom!! I mean, probably do this first... unless there are no penises involved, because then you probably won't need it.

3. Start with kisses, spooning, and cuddles. You can ask to get intimate then.

4. Beware, it might be awkward when you have to part to put on the condom, but to make it less so you can smile or giggle, which you might already be doing.

5. COMMUNICATE!!!!

6. There are two kinds of sex, I think. There's the kinky kind that you mostly read about in fanfiction, and there's the softer (????????), more romantic kind that's more like making love than f***ing or sex. To me, sex mostly consists of giggles and warm bodies and limbs being laced together lovingly.

That's all I have to say right now :)

Sincerely,

Evan Hansen

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yoo vote follow and do all that shiz for more 💕🌈 ok also I've been writing these fanfics on paper first, then transferring them to wattpad. and rn these are all up to date so it might be a little bit until more chapters of this and my other story dark red rose come out but ill still be uploading shitposts/oneshots in that book constantly