2,000 people (or robots, I don't discriminate) have laid their eyes or ears or whatever on my book. MY BOOK.
To be honest, I don't even care if you like it or not, its a big deal to me.
I never expected one of my stories to get to 1k reads, let alone 2 of them getting above that.
So, heres a present (???) for y'all thats 100% inspired by Banana_Boat_24601

Crack!!!

Roman: Virgil. You are not going to that concert. It is a waste of money. And besides, its date night!
Virgil: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Roman: *conflicted princey noises*
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Patton: hey Lo, I love you!
Logan: I love you more.
Patton: I love you the most!
Virgil: id appreciate if you didnt do this in the middle of the living room.
Logan: well, id appreciate if you and Roman didn't make out on the kitchen counter but we don't always get what we want.
Remy: well THAT escalated quickly.
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Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!
Patton: L is for lovely!
Roman: O is for outstanding!
Remy: G is for gay!
Picani: A is for awesome!
Virgil: N is for never gonna give you up!
Roman: never gonna let you down!
Picani: never gonna turn around!
Patton: *brings out cake* and dessert you!
Logan: you all did your best.
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Roman, trying to flirt with Virgil: fancy seeing you here...
Virgil: roman. We're in my bedroom.
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Roman, looking at Virgils drawings: why do you have so many half finished drawings
Virgil, with his headphones on: why do you have so many half finished stories?
Roman: hhhhhhhnnnnnngggggggg
Both suffer
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Roman: please Virgil! Don't do this to me!
Virgil: im sorry, it has to be done.
Roman: Virgil im begging you!
Virgil: im sorry!
Roman:
Virgil:
Roman:
Virgil, placing a draw 4 card: uno.
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Patton: thanks Lo, you're a lifesaver.
Logan: of course Patton. It was my pleasure.
*smol hug*
Roman, from the balcony with binoculars: now...... kiss
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Logan: where are Roman and Virgil?
Patton: let me see.
Patton: I wonder if Virgil is single?
Roman, busting through the door: WHO SAID THAT I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR HIS HEART?!
Logan: Theres Roman.
Virgil, walking in behind Roman: Roman sit the f*** down or there will be missing person posters all around Florida.
Logan: And Theres Virgil.
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Person: *insults Virgil in front of Virgil*
Virgil: is this the part where I care?
Person: *insults Virgil in front of Roman*
Roman: BI*** YOU BETTER RUN
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Roman: truth or dare?
Virgil: truth.
Roman: do you want to kiss me?
Virgil: dare.
Roman: I dare you to kiss me.
Virgil: never have I ever.....
Roman: THATS NOT THE GAME
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Ok here you go. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 2K!!!!!!!!

~ Brynlee