Based on: The episode of friends where Monica and Phoebe were helping Rachel pack up her things so she could move to live with Phoebe and that Chandler can move in with Monica.

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Kurt and Mercedes were in the loft helping Rachel pack up her things so she could move into Mercedes apartment so Blaine could move in with Kurt. Kurt looked at Rachel as she walked out of the room and he said

"Please tell me that you have packed Rachel, please tell me that you have packed." Rachel knowing full well that she hasn't packed up her things, said

"Of course I've packed, Kurt relaxed, I just want Mercedes opinion on what I should wear to your fashion festival tonight." At those words from Rachel, Mercedes stood up and followed Rachel to her soon to be old room. As they walked in and as Rachel closed the door, Mercedes looked at the room and said

"Oh my god." Mercedes then turned around to face Rachel and said

"Kurt is just going to kill you." Rachel knew that Kurt would kill her, and as if on cue Rachel's bedroom door opened and in walked Kurt. He looked at the room and then at Rachel and said

"You're not packed. You're not packed even a little bit." Rachel took a deep breath, turned around and said

"Surprise." Kurt was confused, and Rachel continued

"I started packing and then I thought I'm lousy at packing. but you love packing, so as a gift to you from me, on our last night sharing an apartment, I give you this." Rachel motions around the room. Kurt smiled at Rachel and said

"Awe thank you, but I'm sorry I didn't get you anything." Rachel smiled knowing that her plan had worked and said

"It's okay. we can get Blaine, Sebastian and Thad to help us." Kurt then turned to Mercedes and said

"Go tell the guys that have to help." Mercedes then walked out the room, closed the door and said to Blaine, Sebastian and Thad

"Hurry. Kurt is going to make you pack things. He's got jobs for everyone, it's too late for me, but save yourselves." Blaine, Sebastian and Thad looked at each other, and then hurried out the loft. Mercedes walked back into the bedroom, and started to help Mercedes and Rachel pack Rachel's things. Rachel pulled out her black dress that Kurt gave to her from Vogue, put it in the box and said to Kurt

"remember when you helped me with my makeover?" Kurt hugged Rachel tight and said

"I do remember that, and I'm going to miss you Rach." Rachel hugged Kurt back and said

"I'm going to miss you too." Mercedes sat on Rachel's bed, and said

"Instead of making this sad, and how about instead of saying what you're going to miss about each other, you say all the things that you aren't going to miss." Rachel and Kurt looked at each other and Kurt said

"I don't think there is anything." Mercedes looked at them both and said

"There's gotta be something." Kurt took Rachel's hand and said

"Nope, she's perfect." Rachel gave a small smile at Kurt, and then looked at Mercedes and said

"I have one." Mercedes eager to know said

"Oh right you can go first." Rachel took a deep breath and said

"I guess I'm not going to miss the fact that I'm not allowed to move the phone pen." Rachel then fake laughed with Mercedes and Kurt, and Mercedes said to Kurt

"Does Rachel move the phone pen?" Kurt looked at Mercedes and then at Rachel and said

"Sometimes. Actually it's always." Kurt turned to putting Rachel's books in a box and said

"But it's not just the phone pen, I never get my messages." Rachel looked at Kurt confused and said

"You get your messages." Kurt not looking at Rachel and said

"I don't think it counts if you have to read them off the back of you hand after you fall asleep on the couch." Rachel folded her arms and said

"You missed a message from who. Blaine or your dad. or Blaine or your dad." Kurt folded his arms, and Mercedes then said

"Great it worked. No-one is sad." As they were packing Kurt's phone rings, and picks it up and said

"Hi Finn." Kurt looked at Rachel and said

"See other people call me." Rachel looked at Kurt and said

"Oh your brother score."

As the conversation, Rachel placed a towel in box and said

"You know what else I'm not going to miss." Rachel then mimics Kurt

"I'm Kurt, I wash the toilet 17 times a day, even if people are on it." Kurt then pulled on his shirt and said

"Hi I'm Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No, I better wash it and shrink it." Rachel looked at Kurt as she placed more of her things in boxes and said

"I'm Kurt, I don't get phone messages from interesting people ever." At those words, Santana looked at Rachel and said

"hey I call him." Kurt then placed the items and continued to mimic Rachel by saying

"Oh my god. I love Sebastian. I hate Sebastian. I love Sebastian. I hate Sebastian." Rachel angry at Kurt and said

"Oh my gosh, I can't find a boy friend, so I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there." Kurt then tipped some of Rachel's things of floor and then walked out.

Mercedes followed Kurt out and he knew instantly what she was going to say

"I'm not talking to her." Mercedes looked at him and said

"One of you have to take the first step, and it should be you because Rachel's leaving and it's harder for her." Kurt knew Mercedes was right. He stood up, turned to Mercedes and said

"She made fun of my phone pen." Mercedes pretending to care said

"I know I took it hard too." Kurt then walked into the room and saw Rachel taking out clothes from a box, and said

"What are you doing?" As Rachel picked up more of her things and placed them on her bed, and said

"I'm unpacking." Kurt was in shock and said

"What?" Rachel then placed her framed Barbra Streisand photo on the wall and said

"I'm not moving." Rachel then turned to Kurt pointing at the photo and said

"Is that photo straight?" Kurt looked at the photo and said

"Yeah about 20 blocks to the left." Rachel then pointed at Kurt and said

"Hey you know what, you're the one that wants to make this big change and wanting to move in with Blaine. You should be the one to go, why do I have to leave?" Kurt looked at her and said

"Because it's my apartment." Rachel angry at Kurt then said

"Well it's mine too, what else you got?" Kurt amused at Rachel screamed

"How about, you're moving." As they fought with packig Rachel's things, Rachel looked at him and said

"Kurt this is ridiculous."

After fighting with each other, Kurt then says to Mercedes

"I know I said horrible things about her, but Rachel does make a great roommate." Kurt then said

"She gets tons of nice sweaters and burettes and she will let you wear them." Mercedes was in awe and Kurt continued

"She gets tons of catalogues and would fold down a page if she thinks you might like them." Mercedes softly spoke

"What else?" Kurt turned and said

"when I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror." Rachel smiled and said

"Yeah I do that." Mercedes then smiled widely and said to Rachel

"I can't wait to be your room mate."