After dinner and a numerous amount of light drinks. Akira and Akashi took their leave.

Couple made in heaven I must say.

I went to the guest room expecting Midorima to say something or do something. He didn't. How can he be so stubborn?

Ugh. Anyways I was sleepy. He cleared his throat near the door of the room. My heart started speeding up.

What will he say?

"Hmm?"

"Goodnight nanodayo. Don't wake up early tomorrow I am going to the outskirts and will be having my breakfast there"

"Ok"

He just sighed and closed the door. I also heard the door of our room no now his rooms door close.

"You are a shit husband Shintaro. Why did I even fall for you?"

I wanted to say it louder but actually i was only asking myself.

Next morning I woke up and got dressed and went to work.
I was driving and in the traffic the car stopped.

People honked and I gave them the hand sign saying pass by. I got down after everyone went and saw the tire. It was punctured. Crap quality.

I did not want to call Shin there was no one andI had to call brother. So I did. But that meant I had to tell him everything. I would.

"atSUSHIII!"

"Gummi chin what happened?"

(Gummi because it rhymes with yummy and because Sushi thinks I'm a Gummi bear and hugs me)

"Come pick me up my wretched car stopped working"

*cursing*

"You shouldn't curse. I'm on my way I'll be there in 5"

"Thank you onii chan"

I let them tow my car away and I was even more annoyed that I got a ticket. I was walking towards the circle where big brother could spot me.

I saw a car approaching me and unfortunately it wasn't onii chan.

It was a black Lamborghini aventador. And Shintaro was the owner. He slows down when he comes near the footpath where I was walking. He slides the window down.

"Get in"

I ignored him and walked faster and obviously it was of no use. He caught up.

"Yume just get in"

I ignored him and kept walking. But I did catch a glimpse of his face. He looked so hot.

Wait why am I so attracted to my douche bag husband?

He finally sped off and I was relived. Just then I saw a Mercedes Benz and it was dark purple.

My brother is so cool.

He opened the door for me to get in I did.

"Hey sis"

"Hi sushi"

"What happened?"

"Well nothing just the car puncture also got a ticket and your friend is a shit"

"Okay and about mido chin?"

"I'll tell you onii chan"

We were in the signal and when the light went green I saw a car zoom off.

He was following me?

I told Murasakibara about the fight and he too said that we should sort stuff out instead of getting a divorce and my brother also said we should eat candy to be a sweeter couple.

I didn't expect aka chin and atsu chin to say the exact same thing. Then I told him about why I wanted a divorce.

"I'll crush him"

"Onii Chaan! It's better to get a divorce ne?"

"But I don't think he'd do that"

"Do what?"

"Cheat on someone who was with him through 14 long years"

"But he did"

"We'll see about that now let's go to a candy store"

"Okay. I want sour candy"

"I'll buy you anything you want but inform your husband he'd be worried"

"No"

"Yes"

"Fine"

I text Midorima saying I'll be sleeping over at big brothers place and he sees the message and doesn't reply.

"Tch"

"Gummi chin what's happenin?"

"Nothing bro lets just go"

He bought me a truck load of sweets. We watched cartoon movies together and he slept on the couch and I slept on his overly long and big and covered in confectionaries bed.

Literally.

He had cupcakes on his pillow cover and candy on his rug. He dropped me home even though he was really sleepy.

I went to work and came back home and sitting on the couch in the living room waiting for shin to arrive.

I was munching on the chocolate crackers big brother got me along with the truckload of candies and jellies.

I heard Midorima come in and he was really tired and sleepy. I

wanted to give him a bone crushing hug because he looked like he needed one. He turned towards me and I looked away.

I cannot. I repeat. I CANNOT FANGIRL OVER MY HUSBAND.

Well maybe future ex husband. I wouldn't like that though.

Should I listen to what he has to say?

Nah. I saw what I saw.

He is siting beside me now. Distance maintained. I actually wanted to scream.

"Please don't leave me. I'll die"

"I want to kiss the living daylights out of you"

"YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE FRIKKIN EMERALDS YOU HAIR IS SO ABNORMALLY SILKY AND YOU ARE LITERALLY PERFECT."

I wanted to just lay on his lap and admire the way he is but this guy had to go and touch other female species of human. Didn't he?

Why are you making me have this heartache?

"What are you watching nanodayo? Does this interest you?"

"What?"

TV
Slim sauna belt! It will give your tummy sonic vibrations and you will lose 10 kilos in one week! Special slim green tea! drink and be like our models. Call now-

"What shit is this?"

"Tch"

*sigh*

I changed the channel and switched it to a horror movie. I thought of changing channels again but oh well never mind.

I start to get anxious and I clench my teeth and try to fig my nails into the sofa and boom a ghost appears.

I jump up. Startled and when I come back to my old sitting position my fingers touch his.

He's looking at me. I just place the remote beside him and get up and walk away.

I'm scared and embarrassed. I need shin. I got the creeps and hurried to sit with him again.

He shouldn't guess I'm scared as hell so I played it cool. After and hour or so he got up to leave.

Don't betray me at this crucial time my carrot!

I followed suit and checked our cupboard to clean something or pretend. It was empty. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OH DEAR GOD?

"What are you looking for nanodayo?"

"Ermm my stuff"

"You shifted everything that day"

"Oh"

I turned to leave but I was hesitant and finally I just left his room which was previously ours.

I somehow managed to get under my blanket and after an hour I heard something.

I started breathing faster and sweating my heart was in my mouth.

Why? Because I'm scared as hell. Maybe I should just go sleep with him.