I seriously feel like I should make an actual chapter so here we go. I'm sorry I'm probably going to spell some stuff wrong because my dad is watching the animated Monty pythons and it's literally giving me a migraine so yeah.

Well. Today was the day. The sleep over. The first sleepover that Sophie has ever had at her house, and she was seemingly worried... she was afraid that Emma would get drunk on Ribena and annoy the fuck out of her mum and dad.

As Sophie was waiting in her room, tidying it up so she didn't have pens and shit all over the place, a huge knock came from the door. Sophie quickly shoving a cringey k-pop journal in the back of her draw hoping no one would go there, ran to the door to let the unknown person in.

Since the door had a small window, she could already tell who it was, and not because of the hair, because of the fact that the figure was dabbing. She swung the door open and the wild finn hit his elbow on the wall, still not stopping.

"Jesus your fucking adopted." Sophie laughed. "No u." He took a step into the house still dabbing. Sophie grabbed his arm to stop him from dabbing, but it was no use so she just let him do his thing. "Food's in there and if you want to be a lazy git go sit in there." Sophie pointed to the kitchen and then into the living room.

"Gucci." Finn stoped dabbing But T-posed instead, struggling to walk through the door with his thick ass arms.
Suddenly, since the door was still open, a loud noise came from outside. Sophie knew immediately who it was.

Ewan strolled up the drive T-posing back at Finn who was stood at the window doing the same, but Ewan was singing the "law of the jungle" song as loud as he could.

His voice cracked as he walked up to the door, Sophie joining in in the song, Finn joining in last.

This was a beautiful scene indeed.

After about seven minutes of genuine autism, another person came through the door- no- sorry, two people, I can't count. (Blame The teachers).

It was the legendary Emma and Josh. Emma ran in like some mad woman and josh just tagged along like the only normal person here. However that was pretty wrong. He was messed up indeed. We all are. How do you think we met?

"AYYYY." Emma walked in swinging her hair around like a helicopter, she slapped Ewan with her hair whilst doing so, Ewan pulling a face that is so unique even god couldn't do it. We all laughed.

Josh came in with a few bags of what seemed to be food. Finn was the first to notice, however Emma was the first to grab some of the snacks.

"Y'all are greedy bitches." Sophie sighed. "No u." Ewan retaliated. "No eve." Finn butted in with a load of Crisps in his mouth, everyone silently agreed before a knock on the window was heard. Sophie stood up, seeing billy looking creepily over the ledge, as well as grace. They looked like proper retards.

"Get in" Sophie mouthed. They both stood up and walked into the living room with even more sweets, Billy with a bag of brownies. Everyone noticed that, and let out a little giggle.

"Wuddup my G's." Billy sat down on the sofa after taking his shoes off. "Not much fam. Wassup with you." Emma flopped onto the floor since everyone else was sat on the floor anyways, apart from Billy.

"Yo your house stinks of shit." Billy was disgusted. "Well it's not me, it's my fucking dogs, they got ligma I swear to god. They smell like my nan doing weed." Sophie rolled her eyes. "Pretty detailed." Finn leaned against the wall. "Well I have been living here since the stone ages so it only makes sense." Sophie laughed. "You wrinkly bitch." Billy snickered. "Says you, your wrinkly due to ugliness." Emma attempted to retaliate.

"Jesus fucking Christ how are we even going to survive more than two hours together, never mind two whole days." Josh drank some sprite. "Well we have a higher chance of surviving if we just take all liquids away from Emma." Grace laughed, remembering that one time she managed to get drunk on water that smelt like chlorine.

"Well that's going to be difficult." Finn said in a somewhat serious tone.

And of course, Emma being the annoying weirdo she is, got up and ran into the kitchen, everyone reacting because having a wild Emma on the lose was not a good thing. Everyone shot up and chased after her, and wow. Who knew. She was chugging the coke.

"BITCH STOB." Sophie laughed, Emma laughing back, some if the coke going everywhere. "YOU BETTER STOP." Josh said back. Billy stuck a finger into the back of her neck, making coke go everywhere and all over everyone. Grace just kind of watched.

"You got autism I swear." Grace giggled, watching the whole commotion of a fountain of coke spill everywhere. "BITCH MY MUM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL ME." Sophie yelled, grabbing the bottle away from her and tipping it down the sink. Everyone sighed but emma just burst out laughing, falling to the floor into the puddle of coke.

Everyone ended up laughed, but that was until Sophie realized that holly and eve were stood at the door watching in complete confusion. "What the bloody hell." Eve mumbled in her thick British accent.

"So." Sophie clapped her hands. "Nice to see you again, this is... Emma... as you know her..." Sophie sighed, pointing down to the autistic kid which at the moment had her eyes crossed.

Holly just burst out laughing, so did eve, Sophie kind of crying at the same time because it's her that's going to have to clean up this mess or else she getting her Asian men posters taken off her which is a threat close to murder for her.

So, whilst everyone else got high on oxygen in the living room, playing some anime fighting game called "dead or alive 5", Sophie had to clean up the mess. And you know, she really wanted some of that coke too.

Haha kill me. This was fun to wright. And if your some random dude that I don't know and is just kind of here... well let me tell you that you DO NOT WANT to be a part of our friend group. This is genuinely what we r like, and there's absolutely no difference between personalities apart from looks because we're all ugly fucks. So... that's about it XD but like, if we all had a sleepover... it wouldn't go well... and it would probably be worse than this no joke. And just saying... it probably would never happen. So yeah. Goodbye people of the universe.

(I don't seem to have very many meme pictures saved onto my iPad... and I'm going to be honest here... -whispers- their all Asian men—- so take one random chungus. And if you want a good idea of what Billy looks like, then this is the best thing I could get.)

Vote if you agree that this is how you always imagined Billy XD