"It's fucking school trip day ya'll." josh walked into the library in his everyday clothes holding a huge gay fan, flapping it around and gaining the other friends' attention.

"Woah! Can I try it?" Sophie jumped up out of her seat whilst talking to emma, smiling brightly as the familiar colours waved around in the air.

"Yas Queen." Josh said, his hands on his hips. They both did their gay shit whilst the other friends talked in the corner of the library about other non-gay things.

"Have you brought all of  your stuff? I forgot my shampoo." Billy laughed. "But you brought  soap right?" Finn said, billy nodded. "Just use that, it should work I guess." He shrugged.

"Sophie, josh, stop being gay and come over here." Emma called them over. This was supposed to be a library but no one treated it that way, it was practically just somewhere to hang out for the gays or nerds. The teacher didn't mind since no one really read anything or took shit seriously in this school.

"We should be leaving soon, I think. The journey is about an hour and a half? Right?" Chloe said, everyone nodding. "I hope it takes that long." Sophie smiled, thinking about how she can stare out the window like a lonely asshole and listen to music.

"Me too, I like being lazy and just sitting down." Billy stated. "Yeah, we all know that." Emma rolled her eyes, joking.

"Doesn't everyone, though?"

Everyone was laughing, but only when Finn brought it up did they notice that Ewan and Eve were not present.

"Yo, where's Eve and Ewan?" He asked, looking over to the door to see if they were arriving.

"Dunno, probably late. It's fine though because we still have at least fifteen minutes left." Josh said, easing everyone a little.

"I hope they make it." Chloe said, worrying.

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"They're still not here."

Five minutes had past and it was getting worrying now, the bus isn't usually this late...

"Still, ten minutes- and if they don't get here in at least another five minutes we can go and wait at the door for them since there isn't much we can do." Sophie stated.

They waited, still talking but a little on edge.

"By the way, has anyone ever been to this place before?" Chloe asked. "No." Everyone said in unison.

"I'm scared the dorms are gonna be full of bugs... and mould..." she added. "Well there's no doubt it will be dirty, and probably cold... it seems like it would have a few bugs in- like every room really." Emma said.

"I'm not sleeping on my own." Chloe shivered, just thinking about the idea of all of those insects.

"Well I mean, we are in dorms and as long as we don't make a fuss we can stay together- girls separate from boys though." Billy said.

"Oh fuck me. Why they gotta be so sexist." Josh sighed. "I mean there's a pretty good reason for being separate though, Josh." Sophie looked at him. "True."

"WhAt? YoU haven't PlaYeD TubER SiMuLaToR?" A voice said from behind them all, everyone looked behind and there was the gorgeous and sexy Ewan, Eve stood beside him with her hand over her face as she crippled in Cringe.

"Ayyy!!!" Everyone yelled, glad that they were finally here. "About fucking time!" Sophie stood up. "Woah, language." Ewan laughed.

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"Okay so you can get on any coach you want as long as you stay with your year group." The teacher said, making sure everyone understood, but they probably weren't going to listen anyways.

All the friends met up together, wanting to all get on the same coach. "I'll sit next to Chloe." Sophie smiled, standing by her side.

"I'll sit next to billy." Emma said, billy was showing her some pictures on his phone.

"Is there seats with a table, so a few of us can sit together?" Finn asked, "Yeah." Eve confirmed. "Okay so me, Ewan and Eve will do that."

And then, there was just one. "Can I sit with Chloe and Sophie? We're the real gays here." He said. "Sure! But we need a table seat." Sophie looked at the coaches before spotting a free seat.

"Quick! Before someone gets it!"

Thankfully they had all got to there seats, lucky to have actually got the seats they wanted.

"I'm already tired. I don't know how I'm going to survive a trip like this." Sophie leaned her head against the window, looking out as the coach left the school grounds.

"Me too, I'm not cut out for this fuckery." Chloe admitted.

"I mean, it depends what activities we're doing." Josh said, making a point. "Let's just hope we don't have to do anything like running or whatever."

"We shouldn't have to."

—

"Fuck me." Emma's shoulders drooped. "Gladly." Billy joked. "Shut the fuck up and just watch the god damn screen." Emma hit his arm, both keeping their eyes on Emma's phone which was playing a series they had both agreed to watch on the way.

So that's what those two were doing, and Finn, Ewan and Eve were busy doing "nerd" things.

"Can we not put in my character?" Ewan asked, upset that the power he wanted to have wasn't allowed as it was too stupid. "No you can use your character, but you can't have that power, you can't be a healer and a fighter." Finn said, like some sort of expert.

"Ah, Okay... I just wanted to have a diamond sword though..." Ewan complained.

After some figuring out, the three were finally playing a game on dungeons and dragons like what they had planned to do all along. But by this time, it was already twenty minutes into the long journey ahead.

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I thought I published the "question" chapter ages ago but I guess it never did get published, so I'm sorry for waiting so long to publish another.

Ya'll get this shit where you find a genuinely good fabrication but it's either been cancelled because the author has some reason, or the chapters get updated once a year?

Yeah. That's me.