Tomboy VS Girly Girl: Switched bodies Continued
TB: What's this?
GG: Eyeliner
TB: This?
GG: A contouring stick
TB: And this?
GG: Thats my dog
TB: I knew that! I was pointing to this!
GG: Oh that! That's a fake nail that I took off yesterday to change them to the ones your wearing
TB: ...
GG: Look more interested! You're going to have to be me until we can figure this out!
TB: Why don't we be ourselves?
GG: Because I don't want to put that much effort into making you look as amazing as I would normally.
TB: ...I don't know whether to be offended or really happy I'm lazy.
GG: Here.
TB: What do I do with this?
GG: You put it on your face and dab.
TB: oh like this *sticks beauty blender to face some how and dabs with her arms*
GG: Not like that!
TB: This thing looks like an egg....wait...its an egg?! You would go to such extremities just to make yourself look pretty? You'd dab your face with an egg?
GG: Ew! No!
TB: I'm done being a girl for today *takes off nails and fake eyelashes*
GG: No! That's not how you take them off!
TB: Look up there *points to the ceiling*
GG: What? I don't see anything.
TB: That's how many flying f*cks I give.
Wait! Before you go. What's your preference.
Milk
Or
Chocolate milk
This has nothing to do with whether your a girly girl or a tomboy, I'm just curious. I like both personally.
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