TB: VROOOOM!

GG: Play dolls with me! *shoves doll in her face*

TB: No

GG: *pouts* why not? Everyone else plays with me

TB: that's because you make them

GG: why would I do that?

TB: *shakes head* never mind

GG: No! Tell me!

TB: Nope

GG: Tell me!

TB: No

GG: Yes!

TB: No

GG: Yes!

TB: what's the magic word?

GG: Please?

TB: No

GG: please with a cherry on top?

TB: Nope

GG: what is it then?

TB: it's "don't tell me I don't want to know"

GG: but that's 7 words

TB: 8

GG: huh?

TB: 8 words

GG: meanie!

TB: okay. *walks off to go play with the train set*

GG: YOU ARE A FERRET!

(Is it bad that I laughed at my own really bad joke?)

}3 days later{

GG: Play dolls with me!

TB: *walks off to go play with the cars on the other side of the room*

GG: YOU ARE A DOUBLE MEANIE!