This is the first Tomboy VS Girly Girl chapter thingy for the 1 year anniversary series. There will be three of these.

GG: Can you believe that it's been one year all ready?

TB: Yep

GG: I can't! One whole year and we've gotten 4K+ reads and we're ranked #614 in humour!

TB: Yeah we're actually funny, maybe.

GG: Oh come on, admit it, the only reason why people read these is because I'm in it.

TB: We're supposed to be celebrating not gloating

GG: Goating?

TB: Gloating. It's when someone dwells on ones own success or something like that.

GG: Okay. I have a question

TB: Hmm?

GG: Do you know what glamping is?

TB: No...

GG: It's where you camp in style!

TB: Okay

GG: Okay? Just okay? No smart remark or anything?

TB: Nope

GG: *begins shaking TB* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FRIEND?!?!?!?!???!?!??

TB: Calm. Down.

GG: Are you alright? Are you sick? Here take this! *shoves thermometer in TB's mouth*

TB: I'm not sick

GG: Then why didn't you retort with a witty comment?

TB: I don't know

GG: Well it doesn't feel right. Make a witty comment about glamping!

TB: No

GG: Why not?

TB: I don't know

GG: Make one!

TB: Fine!

GG: Good

TB: ...

GG: Well?

TB: Gla-

To be continued

Hello! So thank you for reading this, over the other two parts this conversation will continue, obviously not this exact one, but ones that will hopefully make you laugh if not smile.