Good morning Linda

Linda: How can I be of service to you today?

Can you get me a berry tea please?

Linda: One frapalapochino coming right up

But-

Linda: Here is your frapalapochino

But I wanted tea...

Linda: When would you like me to schedule a meeting with Shoulders Coffee?

Um I'm not associated with Shoulders coffee...

Linda: Today at 1:00am

But it's 9:53 am...

Linda: I shall cancel the x-Ray.

No I need that!

Linda: X-Ray is canceled

Rebook my x-Ray

Linda: Sending an email to Reebok. What would you like to say in your email?

I don't want to send an email to Reebok.

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NO!

Linda: Email has been sent.

Well there goes my non existent reputation.

Linda: Yes it's true you are a no body

Oh so now you listen to me!