Quick note: Jotaro is 17 in this story. All of the Joestar relationships are the same except Jolyne is Jotaro's Cousin instead of daughter, and they also live together

OceanMan: guys I have a little problem

Zippyfingers: Oh? Please share, I'd be happy to help.

OceanMan: I think my Cousin is a lesbian, but I'm not sure

PrettyHair: you have my attention

OceanMan: She invited her friend Hermes over yesterday and I walked in on them making out. Does this mean she's a lesbian? Or are they just making out as friends?

PrettyHair: ...
PrettyHair: What

GuyWithAGun: ADYISHFDMGZJGDKG
GuyWithAGun: ""MAKING OUT AS FRIENDS""
GuyWithAGun:

OceanMan: What? Kakyoin and I do it all the time

Prettyhair:

CherryLicker69: U M M.

GuyWithAGun: *Careless Whisper begins playing*

OceanMan: Good grief what's so weird about kissing your friend? It's just a thing friends do right?

N'orange: Yeah bro!
N'orange: There ain't nothing wrong with give the homie a good ol' smooch on the lips every now and then!
N'orange: Aren't I right, Mista?

GuyWithAGun: yeah now that you mention that it's totally normal haha

SpicyLady: *Squinting eyes in thought*
SpicyLady: *Pointing at Narancia and Mista* you guys are making out aren't you?

GuyWithAGun: Of course not Trish, Narancia would never be that unfaithful!

N'orange: yes

(Author's note: Those messages were sent within a few seconds of each other)

GuyWithAGun: NO
GuyWithAGun: WE ARE NOT
GuyWithAGun: THAT WAS ONE TIME

GayExperience: *Careless Whisper gets very loud*

SpicyLady: Um.
SpicyLady: I am confusion

N'orange: well it wasn't really that we made out
N'orange: it's more like he made out with me
N'orange: he was really drunk and thought I was a woman LMFAO

SpicyLady: lmao wtffffffffff
SpicyLady: and you let him do that?

N'orange: he was having a good time, I didn't want to ruin it for him :(
N'orange: but I did say no when he started undressing me
N'orange: of course being the awesome guy he is he immediately apologized and stopped

GuyWithAGun: Narancia this might be a good time to tell you
GuyWithAGun: I didn't think you were a woman
GuyWithAGun: I knew you were a guy
GuyWithAGun: of course, I didn't know it was you, if I did I never would've done it
GuyWithAGun: but yeah I was aware you were male

N'orange: :O
N'orange: bro is you sayin you're Bi?
N'orange: that's so poggers man
N'orange: I'm proud of you

GuyWithAGun: thanks man

BaguetteHair: congrats on coming out as Bi Mista
BaguetteHair: but are we just gonna forget the fact that Jotaro still thinks he's straight???

GuyWithAGun: OH SHIT I FORGOT
GuyWithAGun: okay Jotaro lemme ask you a question
GuyWithAGun: what female celebrity are you attracted to, if any

OceanMan: Tom Holland. She's such a hottie

GuyWithAGun: .......

GayExperience:

to be continued I guess?
this was supposed to be out in time for pride month I'm so sorry