*Talking in the car*

Dad: That was sor-

Dad: Sar-

Dad: Sarc-

Dad: DAMMIT!  SARCOTIC!!!

Bro and I: *Look at each other*  Should you tell him, or should I..?

Dad: HAHAA!!!  YES!!!  SARCOTIC!!!  I FINALLY SAID IT RIGHT!!!

Bro and I: ..................

Dad: *Practically yelling*  SARCOTIC!!!!!!

Bro and I: ..Nah, let's just let him have his moment today.

Mom: I'll just go refill my water before we leave.

Me: Don't forget to refill your water, mom.

Mom: I think I can remember to do a two-second task, dear.

Mom: *Goes to the kitchen*

Mom: *Comes back to the front door, minus SOMETHING*

Me: WATER bottle, maybe?

Mom: 0-O

Mom: 😩  I forgot...

Bro: *Angry for some stupid reason, again*

Bro: *Quietly muttering*  The turkeys were there...

Dad: *Calling me over*  Hey!  Second-In-Command!!!  Since mom's not home:

Dad:   What would look better for our walkway?  Should we angle the stones, or do a ninety-degree angle to the first set?

Me: *Looks at it*  Ninety-degree, since the rest is already all at perfect right angles.  Changing the in the middle of the yard won't look right at all-

Mom: *Comes home*

Dad: Oh, DeAr!  *Asks her the same thing*

Mom: Right angles, otherwise it wouldn't look right.

Me: *Crossing my arms in the background*  Ye.  😎

Mom: *To dad*  Is Kat a good helper?

Dad: Oh yeah, she's great!

Dad: She complains way less than Mat, too...

Me: *Thumbs up*

Mat: (My bro)  SOLGJWEKTYOWH

Bro: Are you sure that you can lift that?  It's, like, 30 kilograaa-

Me: *Glaring at him and lifting it*

Me: Come ON, let's GO already!!!  Dad's waiting!

Dad: *Chuckling as we come around the corner*  You're just showing off now, aren't you?

Me: Yep!

Dad: *To brother*  You're super-lazy.  You know that, right?

Bro: *Glaring at him*

Bro: I guess.

Me: ..But we work surprisingly well together.

Bro: Yeah!

Me: I do all the work, and he takes credit for it.

Bro: Ye-!

Bro: *Walks away*  SCREW YOU, LLOYD!!!

Me: He'll be back.  He fears my wrath.

Dad: I know.

Me: Let's give him five minutes, shall we?

Dad: Sounds about right.

Bro: *Is back five minutes later*

Us: *High-five*

Bro: I just need to go lay my pipe.

Bro: *Confused*  What the heck did I just say?

Bro: ..And why?

Me: That sounded kind of naughty.

*Sweeping up the walkway*

Dad: *Turns his back*

Us kids: HUZZAH!!!  *Sword fight with the brooms*

Dad: *Turns back around*

Us kids: La-dee-dah.  *Casually sweeping again*

They released a few of these videos yesterday, (I could nearly publish this then, too) and I have the sneaking suspicion that they may just have a couple of crossovers with their other shows, both past and present.  🤞

..Or at least merge the Realms, IG.  But that's too predictable.  :P

https://youtu.be/E5rcE-nw6Vo

Weird but perhaps kind of wonderful?

LlOyD gEtS oN wItH hIs LiFe?

..................................

Nope.  I don't think that the writers would go for that, BuT yOu NeVeR kNoW!

Kai: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Lloyd: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Kai: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Zane: Actually I did the math, Lloyd would have $225, not $0.15.
Lloyd: Fam I'm right here....
Jay: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kai: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Jay: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kai: :(
Zane: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Lloyd would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Jay: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Zane: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Cole: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Zane: Apply juice to what
Nya: Directly to the forehead
Lloyd: Great chat everyone