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2: Beware the cat that stalks at midnight

His Lordship and my father.  (I've got about a dozen photos from that album, maybe more.)  👆👇


My bro and I also took a few pictures of Ginger this delightful Easter Monday.  I may or may not have dressed him up a bit.  (Ginger, not my bro.)  


I have no regrets.


(Though my bun's neck fur is so thick, [and soft, and silky, and-] that we kind of had to rearrange the bell a bit, just so it would actually show on him.)  😅

If a couple are a bit blurry, BlAmE mY bRoThEr.



Yes, we had an egg hunt.  We're adults, therefore, We CaN dO wHaTeVeR wE wAnT.  😜


Bro and I: *Out walking, because it's a beautiful day*

Me: *Leans back and stretches while I walk*  Oh, what a glorious day!  There's nary a cloud in this bright blue sky, the air is sweet, and we're finally out of the house in warm weather-!

Random cat: *Runs up to me from some rando's property*  Waitwaitwait!!!

Bro: A friend of yours?

Me: I PROMISE YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE!!!

Random cat: *Nuzzles up to me*

Random cat: *Le P U R*

Random cat: *Lies down on the sidewalk*

Random cat: *Gets up from sidewalk because it's h o t*

Random cat: *C u r v e s all around me*  I luvs you!

Me: Uh, that's nice, but I don't even know you.

My bro: *Stands off to the side and waits for us to finish, because he's used to it by now*


The ginger momma cat tonight: *Is pregnant*

Me: Oh shoot, not again.  

Me: *Goes to sneakily get it some milk, anyways, because she'll need her strength*

Me: *To cat*  DON'T tell my mom about this, okay?  Drink up.

Cat: Thank chu, questionable hooman!

The opossum: *Sidles up to us*  I'm thirsty, too-

Me: N O.  One's enough.  Shoo!


Dad: I'm a dog person.

Me: *Sad kitten sniffle*

Dad: ..Except when it comes to you.  You're my favorite Kat.  *Pats me on my head*

Me:  =^^=


Mom: *To me*  You look like a stuffed pigeon.


Me: *Looking in on dad later that night*

Me: *Mentally*  He looks like a homeless caterpillar.


My bro, to mom: When you get mad at dad, just remember: He got outsmarted by a piece of plastic.

Mom: *Is dead*


For context, dad thought that we (read: mom) snuck a new bike into the garage.

Dad: I tHiNk I sAw A WhItE oNe, AnD iT lOoKeD nEw.  I dOn'T rEcOgNiSe It.

Dad: WHEN DID YOU GET A NEW ONE?!!

Bro: ............................

Bro: No, we didn't.  What's he talking about this time..?

Bro: *Goes outside and lifts the tarp it was under, thus proving to dad that it's the same one that we've had for a while*

Dad: ................................

Dad: Huh.

Dad: Well, it looked new.

Bro: IT WAS UNDER A TARP.  *Screams*  YOU COULDN'T HAVE SEEN IT!!!

Dad: Are you SURE?

The rest of us: YES!!!

Me: Even BROTHER has more brains than you sometimes!!!

Bro: YEAH!-  

Bro: ..Wait, what?



Kai: Hey Skylor, have you ever been arrested?

Skylor: Yes, I have. How could you tell?

Kai: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that attractive but now I'm curious.

Skylor: Aggravated assault. 


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