for @-killsmyself-

No v*re in story

Jake made his way back to his home. It was a simple little house near a mountain range, crammed with books and bottles of spells from his twin sister, Kerria. Kelsie had long since cried herself to sleep, her last thoughts before slipping into the Land of Nod no doubt that she was going to wake up in heaven! He made it home and just before he opened the door, Kerria threw it open.

"Where the feck have ya been?!?" she demanded to know, dragging Jake in after her. Jake had always wondered why this girl was his twin sister, they were nothing alike. Kerria had a passion for learning, was excellent at all kinds of spells. Hell, she was a freaking Mage! And she knew when to stop before crossing a line.  Jake, however, did not. He had no interest in books and spells, preferring the outdoors and torturing anything smaller than him. He looked his sister over; she wore a soft grey sleeveless hoodie, light jeans, and brown shoes like the black ones Jake was wearing. Her long deep brown hair was tied back in a long braid and thin bangs hardly covered the same glowing green-blue eyes the two shared. Jake was a bit taller than her but other than that and Jake's dyed hair the two looked almost exactly alike.

"Please tell me that ya found my Blue Plains Orchid?" Kerria begged, focusing over a book with a spell that Jake couldn't see clearly. Another thing the two differed in was accent; Kerria's was a little less noticeable.

"Yes and no. I... Uh... Did somethin' stupid," Jake replied, rubbing the back of his neck. Kerria burst out laughing.

"Everything ya ever do is stupid! But what? Please tell me whatcha did," Kerria giggled, crossing her arms. Jake sighed and gripped the fabric of his shirt, right where Kelsie was beginning to wake up. Kerria looked from the shirt to her brother, than back. Then realization crossed her mind.

"Oh you fecking son of a... a... $@&$%?! YOU ATE A HUMAN?!?!?"

Kelsie has woken up after hearing faint but clear yelling. She was more than surprised and relieved to see that she was still alive, but was still trapped in Jake's guts. Kelsie leaned against the stomach walls that were softly moving. Honestly, the moving fleshy walls weren't so bad, they were almost relaxing. Jake was glad to feel that Niblet had woken up and looked to his angry twin.

"She's awake now," Jake said, causing Kerria to facepalm.

"Of course it's a girl! You need to improve your flirting skills," she groaned, gathering items for a retrieving spell.

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After much potion mixing and charms
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"I hate you, Kerria," Jake gagged, the potion having a bad effect on his guts. Kerria smirked and held Kelsie up, who was covered in saliva and vomit. She looked like she was about to puke herself! Kelsie had a hard time understanding what exactly had happened in the last 5 minuets; one second she's in the pitch blackness of Jake's stomach, then she glows bright blue, then suddenly she's on a giant desk littered with pieces of plants and paper with a weird language on them. Kerria was a little impressed that Kelsie had managed to survive the teleportation spell without any bad side effects.

"Hello, little thing," Kerria smiled, moving Kelsie away from Jake and towards a bowl of water.

"H-hey," Kelsie stuttered, not trusting Jake's twin sister. Kerria, however, caught the notion and petted Kelsie's head.

"Don't worry, I'm not a wannabe predator like my idiotic twin," she said, setting Kelsie near the bowl. Kelsie gave a small gasp when she saw the wooden bowl full of water that was easily the size of a swimming pool, had flower petals of all types and smelled absolutely amazing. Kerria grinned and took a small washcloth, dipped it in the water, and gave it to Kelsie.

"This can get the smell off you and your clothes, I can dry you off when you're done," Kerria said, turning away from Kelsie and back to her brother. Jake recovered from the bad stomach problems and now faced his twin, who was a little shorter than him, so to Kelsie this stand off looked kinda funny!

"Leithscéal a ghabháil!" Kerria yelled to Jake.

"No! I'm not sorry!" Jake yelled back, causing Kelsie to flinch. This yelling continued for a little while; Kerria yelling in Gaelic and Jake snapping back in English. Finally it all ending when Jake yelled; FINE!!! I"LL TAKE HER BACK!!!

Jake grabbed Kelsie and gave her back her socks and shoes. He kept his fist tightly around her while she struggled and cried for help.

"If ya don't shut up, I'll keep you in me permently," he growled. Kelsie stopped screaming and now focused on breathing. Jake finally got back to Lake Mys and set Kelsie roughly on the ground.

"Get going Niblit," Jake muttered. She backed away and began to run through the trees, not stopping until she reached the parking lot, where her mom was waiting for her. She opened the side door and sat down.

"Kelsie! How was the woods?" Mom asked as they drove away.

"Never. Again."