For @Transformersvore Enjoy! =)

Breakdown was in a bit of a grumpy mood today. He had patroling and was just flat out bored. It's not that he didn't like patrolling, he enjoyed it! He liked driving around on earth, exploring the different environments and cultures, as well as spying on humans, a species that all the Decepticons except for him were uninterested in. He was also surprised to find out that humans were created by Unicron, which meant that Cybertronians and humans were "sibling" species considering Primus and Unicron were brothers and that made any of their creations related to one another. Right now, humans were recovering from the massive natural disasters that had hit them. The Autobot base was destroyed and as far as they were concerned, they were all dead.

Which meant no more fighting... and a severe case of Boredeth Nothingtodo-eth. Breakdown drove and drove until he realized that he arrived in the Redwood Trees of California in the USA. He was in the middle of an old dirt road with no signs of humans so naturally, he transformed into his bot mode and looked around, smiling to himself. Breakdown slowly walked through the massive trees, stopping occasionally to peek into a bird's nest. One of them had three new baby chicks and in his opinion, they were an ugly kind of cute.

"Hey little dudes," he said to them. Mama bird came back and tweeted at him loudly. Breakdown took that as a "STAY THE FRAG AWAY FROM MY KIDS YA MOTHER TWEETER!!!" and slowly backed away, hands up in surrender. He continued on, stopping every now and then to look at a rock or tree. He then came to another road, but this one was a fun one. It was a solid concrete road, like those roads you see on the internet or on a road trip movie.

Like this:

Breakdown sighed peacefully and transformed back into his alt mode. He drove along the road until he spotted something that caught his interest; a young human girl. From what he could see, she had fair skin, pixie cut brown hair with multiple colored streaks, and was wearing old jeans, black converse, and a black tank top with the words "Get Dunked On" on the back of it. He also noticed her making weird movements while she walked beside the road. It took him a minute to realize that she was dancing and he then noticed her headphones. He laughed to himself thinking this "dance" was ridiculous. He quickly went back into bot mode and silently walked behind her. The girl, who was a 19-year-old named Jordan, hadn't noticed Breakdown directly behind her yet. She was too into her music to really notice anything.

"I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck, swab the deck and make it look shiny!" she sang, still dancing. She pulled out her phone and was about to change the song when she noticed the reflection on her dark screen. She stopped walking and looked at it; whatever that odd face belonged to was right above her. She looked up from her phone and slowly looked above, only to see Breakdown squatting down, and looming over her. He had a smirk on his face when the girl just stood there with a deadpan face, her head bent back staring up at him.

"Howdy there tiny," Breakdown smirked. Jordan didn't move but blinked several times.

"Okay Jordan, that's enough fresh air for you today," she said starting to speed walk away. She yelped when Breakdown pinched the back of her shirt and walked away from the road and into the forest with her.

"H-hey! Put me down, let me go!" She yelled, kicking the air and trying to hit Breakdown's fingers. He looked at her with a confused expression.

"Calm down shortie, I ain't gonna hurt cha," Breakdown started, using his free hand to gently grab her and pinned her arms to her side. Jordan struggled and wiggled in his grip, growling in frustration.

"If you don't let me go, I'll-" she started, only to be cut off by Breakdown's laughing as he sat down and leaned against some trees.

"You'll what shortie?" he asked smirking, genuinely curious at what she might "try" to do. Jordan didn't answer but kept a frown on her face. Breakdown shrugged and loosened his grip enough that Jordan could get her arms free. Breakdown studied her face; the young pixie cut brunette had a face full of freckles and beautiful hazel eyes that snapped with anger and fear. Breakdown chuckled.

"For a human, you're pretty cute. What's you're name kid?" Breakdown asked, opening his hand so Jordan was sitting in it. She scowled a bit trying to hide a flattered blush.

"First off, I'm not a kid, I'm 19. Second, whose asking?" she snapped back crossing her arms. Breakdown smirked and brought her closer to his face.

"Breakdown," he replied, liking her feistiness. Now it was Jordan's turn to chuckle.

"Jordan, and what kinda name is Breakdown?" she asked, a sassy look on her face.

"What kind of human female walks around with a male's name?" Breakdown retorted. Jordan scowled.

"My parents were expecting a son, not a daughter," she muttered. She was glad Jordan was a gender natural name, but it still bugged her that her parents wanted a son so bad and that they still bother her about it. But now they had a 5-year-old son and neglected her completely. She was used to being invisible at this point though. Breakdown hummed in response, silently wondering what he should do with her. She couldn't go home; she's rat him out. Breakdown then remembered his hidden collection of human items he had collected over his patrols. He had no idea what most of them were and now that he had a human in hand, maybe... Breakdown snapped from his thoughts when he noticed Jordan was gone. He jumped up and caught a glimpse of her as she disappeared into the trees. Breakdown grumbled and chased after her, crushing trees as he did so. Jordan was sprinting with every ounce of energy she had, wanting nothing more to do with him. She screamed when she was suddenly grabbed again and faced a rather annoyed Breakdown.

"For a human, you're fast," he commented, not really loosening his grip on her. Jordan yelled and wiggled and that's when both of them heard a metallic grumble coming from Breakdown's stomach.

"What the hell was that?!" Jordan snapped, a little afraid. Breakdown didn't answer but had an idea; his patrol was almost over, he needed to sneak a human onto the ship, and he was hungry. He looked at Jordan and smirked. Breakdown tossed her in the air only to pinch the back of her tank top before she hit the ground. Jordan yelped at her short flight and scowled at Breakdown.

"What are you doing?! Put me down!" She yelled at him. Breakdown sat back down, leaned against a pile of boulders, and held Jordan near his face.

"Ya know tiny, this is actually a great spot for a picnic, don't ya think?" he smirked at her. Jordan froze.

"P-picnic?! she stuttered, starting to really freak out. You know how people say they have a "Fight or Flight" response? Well, they're wrong. Its actually a "Fight, Flight, or Freeze" response, and sadly, Jordan suffered from the freeze part of that factor.

"Yeah, unless you'd rather wiggle away from me again," Breakdown said starting to lower her into his mouth. Jordan yelped and held onto Breakdown's fingers for dear life.

"Y-you want to EAT me?!" she screamed, kicking wildly at the air and hitting one of his teeth. Breakdown rolled his optics and flipped her upside down, pinning her arms to her side and rendering her legs motionless.

"Nah, I'm just iNvItInG you into my interior," he teased. He carefully shoved her headfirst into his mouth, her bottom half still sticking out. He purred a bit at her rich flavor, and tilted his head back, swallowing a screaming Jordan. She screamed and yelled for help and for him to stop but nothing was working. Breakdown swallowed a second time, sucking the rest of her into his throat. He traced her to his fuel tank and sighed with satisfaction when a small weight dropped into his stomach. Jordan wiggled and squirmed as she was forced down a fleshy metal tube and yelped when it opened up into Breakdown's fuel tank. Jordan was covered in thick blue saliva and was sort of thankful his stomach glowed but that didn't make a huge difference. Jordan started kicking and punching his stomach walls.

"LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD!!!" She shouted, yelping as she slipped and fell back, having a difficult time keeping her balance in this very warm, squishy, and wet environment. Breakdown stood up, laughing a little at her kicking and hitting which tickled him some. He started walking towards what he hoped was an open space large enough for a groundbridge. Breakdown sighed with annoyance when he felt Jordan hitting his walls again.

"Can you knock that off kid?" he asked, even though he knew she probably wouldn't. Jordan scowled and shook her head.

"Please don't kill me! I'm so young! Theres still so many places I wanna see! I can't die like this! I haven't even seen a BTS concert yet!" she shouted/begged, about to cry. Breakdown was confused at "BTS concert" but instantly understood the rest of her dilemma. He chuckled and rolled his optics, stroking his stomach where he felt Jordan. She jumped back from the wall where Breakdown's hand was, thinking it was going to crush her. But she soon realized it was him rubbing his stomach, but in her mind, it was out of enjoyment of a good meal. Breakdown shook his helm when he felt her move away and stopped stroking his stomach, but continued walking.

"Hey Tiny, notice something?" he questioned. Jordan looked confused, a few tears on her face.

"Notice what?" She asked, her tone still harsh.

"That you're not dying?" was the reply. Jordan's face was an odd mix of confusion, relief, and curiosity. There was no acid eating away at her flesh and no walls moving in to crush her. If anything, she was in a wet, squishy, and slimy pouch. Jordan slumped against a wall, completely dumbfounded.

"So if you're not gonna EAT me, eat me. Then... Why bother with me?!" Jordan cried, starting to really get annoyed. Breakdown laughed at her question.

"I got a few reasons. Ones like you saw me, I'm interested in humans, I needed something in my fuel tank. I could list some more, buuuuuuut I'll stick to the main few," Breakdown summed up, smirking while doing it. Jordan seemed to get that but still had a few questions.

"So... This is an alien abduction? A "take me to your leader" kind of thing? That's... kinda cool I guess," Jordan shrugged, "Also, how long will you keep me in here?!" Breakdown stopped at this and took a minute to think.

"I'll probably let you out later, but you can't go home. Sorry, not sorry kid. Also no more questions or talking until I let you out okay? My leader is not the nicest towards humans," Breakdown added.

"Sure thing, Billy Bob Joe Junior the Fouth," Jordan replied, was unphased by his statement. She knew full well she wouldn't be missed by anyone she knew and that this might put some much-needed adventure in her life. She put her headphones on and leaned back into the slimy walls, listening to DNA, by BTS. Breakdown was relieved when she agreed to stay quiet and he commed Soundwave for a groundbridge when he arrived in a small meadow. Soundwave acknowledged and opened one for him, and Breakdown march right on through. He knew he would have to fill out some reports, which was in itself torture for a wrecker. He would introduce Jordan to Steve and Knockout later, as well as finally get the answers to some questions he had about humans. To say Breakdown was excited was an understatement; he was as thrilled as a little kid on Christmas Eve. He hid is excitement while he worked and faintly felt Jordan moving, as she had fallen asleep. He shrugged, just happy to finally have a reliable source on humans.

I feel like this is SUCH an awkward ending! But hey, I got it done and I can change it later if I want to sooooooooo... Hope ya'll liked it! =)