War in Wonderland.

Need I say more?

The first Acnologia and the Jabberwocky clashed in the sky. The light blue scales of the first glimmering in contrast to the Jabberwocky's dim gray ones. The two large beasts snarled as they fought, the first trying to keep the Jabberwocky in the air and away from the people on the ground who charged the Queen of Heart's palace.

"Do you think he can win this?" the second demanded warily from the ground and he looked up at his other-self.

"Of course he can," the third smirked glancing to the second. "He's Acnologia."

"Come come, you mustn't mill about. It's time to go to war!" Lucy cheered appearing between the two and wrapping an arm around each of their shoulders. The blonde bunny-girl grabbed the two Acnologia and dragged them along by their arms with no issue, leading them to the gate of the castle where the army had paused.

"YOU FOOLS DARE TO DEFY ME!?" a familiar voice boomed. Standing on the wall of the castle was the Queen of Hearts herself.

"Five bucks say that one of our brats is going to punch her in the face," the second shrugged.

"I bet ten bucks that it'll be Wendy," the third concurred.

"Yes. We dare!" a familiar cry from the front of the crowd cried; Levy. The girl raised the kazoo to her lips and blew it indignantly.

"You will perish then!" the Queen sneered as she stared down at Levy. "And I will start with you, Hatter."

"That would be very unwonderly of you," Levy announced, taking the kazoo out of her mouth and crossing her arms and scowling. "You're simply upset that no hat of mine could ever hide your mess of hair."

That made all of the troops cheer the Mad Hatter on while the third Acnologia facepalmed.

The drawbridge of the castle fell open with a loud 'clang' and suddenly, the same origami guards, decked in similar clothing, marched out.

"I am the queen of over seventy-eight decks!" the Queen of Hearts announced smugly as she glared down at the opposing troops. "You never stood a chance."

"Bold words from a Queen with no Jacks on her side!" a voice jeered. There was the sound of something 'whooshing' through the air as a red diamond flew past the Queen's face and sliced off a portion of the Queen's hair. The Queen of Hearts let out an 'Eep' as she felt the portion of her head that now resembled a buzzcut.

Sting emerged from the crowd, striding forward confidently as he shrugged elaborately. He raised his palm and another red diamond appeared, floating above his hand as he smirked up at her. Erik stood by his side, smirking at the Queen of Heart's state.

"No Jacks, no Kings, and most importantly..." Sting announced tauntingly. "No Aces."

The Queen, who was red with rage, pointed at Sting and spoke the dreaded words that the wonderlanders had heard too many times.

"Off with his head!" the Queen of Hearts screamed. 

That was the cue for the card soldiers to rush forward, onto the crowd of wonderlanders who met them eagerly.

"You'll need more than this to take off my head!" Sting laughed as the horde came for him. "I didn't come alone!"

"Darn right you didn't," Erik growled raising his hand and grinning. Here, his magic was at full capacity.

"JACK OF HEARTS! COMING THROUGH! I'VE GOT A QUEEN TO UN-CROWN!" a familiar voice yelled as someone vaulted over the crowd of wonderlanders and knocked into the card soldiers like a bowling ball; Natsu.

He smirked as he jumped to his feet and raised his fists. "I'M GONNA TURN YOU ALL TO ASH!!"

The two armies clashed and the battle for Wonderland began.

War in Wonderland.

Where to begin?

Perhaps with those off to the side of the battle - 

Evergreen, the gardener, who strode confidently into the fray of soldiers as huge flowers fought them off.

"A gardener who cannot love the garden, cannot be Queen," Evergreen stated firmly as she gazed at the castle.

"FIGHTING ME ALL AT ONCE, ARE YOU?! THAT AIN'T MANLY!" a familiar voice shouted as a beast-like creature raced past Evergreen, plowing card soldiers over. When the beast stood up, it was clear that he was merely a strangely shaped man.

"Elfman," Evergreen scolded as she brushed the dirt off of her dress. "You could've run into my daffodils."

Her said daffodils were ten feet tall and were walking on their roots as they flung cards to the side. They didn't exactly need defending.

"Sorry Ever," Elfman apologized, rubbing the back of his neck. His image shifted and suddenly he was a very normal man. "When I mirror beasts, I get excited, it's just so manly to be here!"

Evergreen raised an eyebrow.

A card rushed for him, and with the speed of light, Evergreen flung something out at the soldier - a small rose thorn, which ripped through the card's 3-D paper chest and sent the soldier to the ground.

"Thanks," Elfman smiled at Evergreen which made the woman blush and turn away.

"Tch, just be careful you dumb oaf," Evergreen hissed.

"Whatever you say," Elfman laughed.

"Elfman!" a familiar voice cried. Mirajane ran up and leaped onto her brother, tackling him with a hug.

"Looking Glass!" Elfman cried happily. "You're alive!"

"Glass!" another voice cried as Lisanna dropped seemingly from the sky onto the sibling pile and joined the hug. "You're free!"

Mira nodded eagerly as she pulled away. "I've missed you all."

"We've missed you too," Lisanna smirked.

"What were you doing in the sky, sis?" Elfman asked Lisanna puzzledly.

"I didn't feel like the ground today," Lisanna explained.

"Oh," Elfman nodded.

"Now, shall the three of us cause some hurt?!" Lisanna asked eagerly looking to Mira who smirked.

"I think that sounds absolutely wonderful," Mira grinned devilishly.

A bit further into the fray, a familiar antagonist was terrorizing a few wonderlandians.

"Duck down, duck down!" A fat tea-mouse Droy cried as he avoided the Executioner's ax which sailed over his head.

"Move over, move over!" a skinny tea-mouse Jet cried grabbing his small fat friend and pulling him away.

The executioner raised his ax again, intent on decapitating the mice for some reason. He let it fall and the two mice shrieked. But then a scythe clanged against the ax as the two blades met and the executioner stumbled back.

A navy-blue gloved hand reached down and the two tea-mice gratefully skittering into it.

"Thanks, Bickslow!" Droy squeaked to his savior.

"We were gonna be goners!" Jet agreed.

Bickslow smirked as he brought the two mice up to his shoulders where they scampered onto his long blue cloak and perched on his shoulder. He was dressed in a dark blue hooded garb and held a dark scythe with which he had defended the mice with. His eyes were covered in bandages but the man's smirk remained the same.

"Now, couldn't have you two biting the dust on me. Levy wouldn't be too happy and good ol' Leo would be pretty upset too," Bickslow laughed, sticking his tongue out.

The executioner had recovered and faced off with Bickslow.

"So, you're the guy that does the Queen's dirty work, right?" Bickslow asked, leaning on his scythe. "I guess my job's kinda like yours. I'm an executioner too."

The executioner stalked forward, gripping his ax.

"Then again," Bickslow continued. "I suppose it doesn't matter what happens to people after you behead them..."

The executioner raised his ax and Bickslow only smiled confidently, his eyes still covered but his hands on his scythe readjusting.

The executioner's ax came down and Bickslow's scythe sliced upward, the two blades met with a 'clang' and forced the two foes to stumble away from one another.

"Well, it matters a whole lot to me when wonder leaves the world," Bickslow growled.

There was a giggle as a green aura radiated off Bickslow, the giggle of a child. It rung through the air and Bicklow grinned knowingly.

The executioner only glared at Bickslow through his mask.

"That's why my Queen never made me execute someone," Bickslow smiled confidently. Jet and Droy cheered from his shoulder.

"An executioner's job is to kill," the executioner spoke at last in a gruff voice that made the two tea-mice on Bickslow's shoulder stop cheering and shiver.

"That's where your wrong," Bickslow sneered as he swung his scythe in an impressive show. Suddenly, there we the outlines of green spirits behind him, spirits of children that giggled when they saw their opponent's eyes widen.

"It's an executioner's job to understand how important life is," Bickslow growled preparing his attack. "And understanding when he has to take it for the better of his country."

"Foolishness," the executioner growled.

"Ignorance," Bickslow shot back, and with that, he ran forward. His scythe swung madly making him seem like some graceful bringer of death as he flipped and dodged and weaved around the executioner who defended his blows. The green spirits converged on the executioner with a cacophony of giggles.

"How many dead? How many dead?" the ghosts cheered as Bickslow fought the executioner.

Jet and Droy, meanwhile, were clinging onto Bickslow's cloak for dear life, not noticing the creepy scenario around them.

"BY THE WAYYYY! I FORGOT TO TELLLL YOOOUUUUU!" Jet cried as they were thrown around by Bickslow's ridiculously wild movements.

"WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?" Droy cried back.

"HAPPY UNBIRTHDAAAYYYYYYYYY!" Jet called.

"THAAAAAANNNKS!"

Meanwhile, elsewhere - 

"I would recommend you all retreat," Freed ordered as he glared at the card soldiers before him. He was shuffling a deck of cards in his hand and when he looked back up to the soldiers, his gaze was dangerous. The soldiers hesitated.

"Forward!" someone yelled and with no confidence, the card soldiers charged.

Freed unsheathed the sword strapped to his belt and faced them with no fear. He tossed his cards into the air and they whirled around madly as if controlled by some invisible force. Then, Free raced forward, concealed in the whirlwind of cards, his sword slashing out as he attacked.

"I shuffle decks... and sort cards," Freed explained coldly as he sliced a card in half. "Cards cannot kill me."

There was a streak of blonde hair as a familiar Joker ran by; Laxus.

The black joker smiled as he raised his fist and when he threw it, strange things happened. Time, space, reality, they all warped and in a single punch, Laxus had cleared away an entire legion of cards and warped the ground on which he was standing. Laxus brushed a bit of dust off his suit and checked back on Freed who had just dispatched his final foe.

"Black, have you seen Bickslow or Ever?" Freed asked, sheathing his sword. The cards that flew around him raced back to his hand until they formed a deck once more that Freed began to shuffle.

"No," Laxus shook his head as he looked to more attacking cards, "But this is far from over."

There was a loud 'crack' which made them all look towards the middle of the battle. A strange aura of red rose from there as space, time, and reality warped around that battlefield.

"Seems Red is getting angry," Laxus recognized as he recognized the handy work of his fellow joker.

Indeed, Erik was angry. He wiped the blood off of a cut on his cheek that he had received from a spear and laughed as he raced around his portion of warped time.

The Acnologias stood in the middle, gawking.

"What the actual hell?" the second wondered as a card soldier ran past him in slow motion.

"I'm done. I quit," the third shrugged, sitting down. Lucy, who was also unaffected by the warped time sat down beside the third and offering him a cup of tea.

"Tea makes everything better," she assured him.

The third, who had given up, took the teacup and drank it as he watched Erik jump onto a card and shred it with his red knife.

"Hey Red! You're falling back into the crazy side of things! Remember! Mad is okay! Crazy, not so much!" Lucy called cheerfully.

"Whatever the hell you say, March!" Erik yelled back as he snapped his fingers, causing the ground in front of him to warp and form a small set of stairs so he could run up them and tackle a very tall card who's time was warped as well.

"Oh... I wonder how Heart's is doing?" Lucy murmured looking back to the castle.

Natsu was glowing with a red aura as he knocked cards aside left and right with enhanced speed and strength. Rogue came to his side, glowing with a black aura. He slipped into a portal in the shape of a club and emerged by another card before punching him with such strength that the card fell to bits.

"I'm at thirty cards," Rogue told Natsu.

"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, CLUBS!!" Natsu laughed, blowing past a bunch of cards. Rogue only smirked.

"Ah, he's just fine," Lucy smiled, a cup of tea appeared in her hand and she sipped it. 

Suddenly, Erik's warped dimension warped once more and the cards around the Acnologia's and Lucy were in real-time.

"Oh, shi -" the second hissed as he dodged a sword.

A spear came flying for Lucy but she reached up and caught it before it could touch her face.

"Do not make me spill my tea please, I'll be quite upset," Lucy scowled.

"What?" the third demanded moving to get up.

"No, no, no! Stay seated until you have finished your tea, it's only polite!" Lucy reprimanded, pulling the third Acnologia back down.

The third Acnologia watched in horror as a group of cards came rushing for them.

"We're going to - " the third began in horror.

With no issue at all, Lucy jumped above the first attack and came down with a dropkick that knocked out the first card. Keeping her teacup steady, she round-house kicked the second card who's sword went flying into the air. She then jumped up and kicked the sword handle so that it soared over the battlefield and impaled the card trying to kill the second Acnologia. When all that was said and done, Lucy fell back to her sitting position and sipped her tea, her expression remaining neutral as it had been the whole time.

When her cup was empty she put the small china on the ground and stood up before reaching up and smoothing out the fur on her white bunny ears.

"Well, that was a wonderous tea break, I suppose we should get back to the fight now. Farewell!" she smiled before she bounced away.

The second and the third stared after her. After a moment, the third gave up on life and merely resorted to drinking his tea once more.

"RELEASE THE BEASTS!" the Queen of Heart's screamed from above.

"BEASTS? WHAT BEASTS!?" the second demanded.

At his words, thousands of blackbirds, like the ones the Acnologias had met at the beginning of this adventure, took to the sky before divebombing their enemy. There was a roar as the same monsters that had kidnapped the first Acnologia bounded out of the castle and attacked the wonderlanders.

"Ah, those guys," the second nodded. As he said that, he spied a very familiar beast, one who had his face scratched up - the very beast who had kidnapped the first Acnologia after being chased off by the small blue dragon. The blue dragon, speaking of, was still clashing with the Jabberwocky while crying things like:

WELL I'M THE PRETTIER ONE!

SCREW YOU TOO, UGLY!

YOUR MOTHER BUYS YOU MEGA-BLOCKS INSTEAD OF LEGOS!!

The second, meanwhile, was staring in horror as the beast approached.

"Smart me..." the second hissed.

"Not now, I'm busy having a mental breakdown," the third dismissed, sipping his tea.

"Smart me.." the second hissed urgently.

"After the tea," the third dismissed again.

"There's a familiar little monster bastard that looks like he wants to eat me," the second growled backing away as the beast stalked closer.

"Tell him that's a bad idea and that you'll give him indigestion," the third shrugged.

"I don't need you to be broken right now, I need you to THINK!" the second cried as the beast lunged. The second braced himself for the attack.

"Alright, that's enough!" a voice squeaked. The beast with the heart-dotted fur skidded to a halt in horror. The second Acnologia looked down and saw Cana, the tea mouse, at his feet.

The tea mouse looked, in a word, pissed. She strode up to the trembling beast and grabbed him by his nostrils.

"Listen up, you teddy-bear," Cana squeaked. "I should be backing in my tea that's actually beer in disguise. What am I doing right now?"

The beast whimpered in terror at the small thing before him that was fifty times smaller than him.

"Am I DRINKING?" Cana demanded.

The terrified beast whimpered and shook his head.

"NO! I'm dealing with THIS!" Cana cried gesturing to the battlefield with her paw. "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!! I SHOULD BE DRINKING!!"

The beast shuddered.

"Now!  You're gonna help me, or I'll get mad. Do you want me to get mad?" Cana demanded in a squeaky voice.

The beast shook his head fearfully.

"GOOD! Now do what I tell you if you know what's good for you," Cana grumbled scampering up the beasts' snout and sitting on his head. She grabbed his ears and directed him to turn. She pointed him towards a group of cards. "Alright. FOREWARD!" she yelled and with a roar, the beast did so, with the small tea mouse on his head, steering him.

The two Acnologia's watched them go.

"Tea?" the third offered after a moment of silence that was only broken by the sounds of war.

"No thanks," the second denied. "I'm good."

Meanwhile... in the back, four individuals watched the battle.

"I think we're doing pretty good," Serena smiled as he watched the battlefield.

"I agree," Wendy nodded slowly. She then looked to Ultear, who was by her side, "Any news on when the other two arrive?"

"No," Ultear snapper angrily, "Though they never will on time."

"Relax White Rabbit, they'll be here," Serena assured the woman.

Wendy looked over to the final woman, Erza.

"Titania... would you like to join?" Wendy smiled, recognizing the look on her friend's face.

"My duty is to protect you," Erza stated firmly.

"I can protect myself just fine," Wendy smiled. "Go, cause some chaos!"

Erza looked to Wendy gratefully and nodded. "As you wish."

The scarlet-haired woman took off into the battle. Ultear checked her watch and tapped her foot impatiently.

"They're late. They're late. For a very important date. They must arrive or it's goodbye. They're late! They're late! They're late!" Ultear chanted.

Elsewhere, the battle wore on.

Wakaba, a giant caterpillar, was perched on a mushroom, smoking his pipe as he blew his smoke attacks on to upcoming cards.

Romeo and Macao were at his side, both were giant purple lizards that blew multicolored fire and defended their caterpillar friend.

"Who are you?" Wakaba asked an oncoming card. His smoke forming an O, R, and U.

"Uh... five of clubs, sir," the card stuttered as he looked fearfully to Romeo, who flicked his forked tongue as smoke poured from his mouth.

"Are you fighting?" Wakaba asked nonchalantly forming an R, U, and I.

The card took one look at Romeo and then at Macao and then turned and fled leaving Macao cackling.

"Never gets old!" the old Lizard laugh.

"No! No, it doesn't," Wakaba laughed, his smoke forming two o's that blew into Romeo's face making the young lizard sneeze a small bit of fire which only made the two men laugh more.

While the lizards and caterpillar had their fun, others continued their battles.

The war seemed to wear on for a good long while, with neither side gaining due to the sheer numbers on the Queen of Heart's side. Then, there was the chime of a bell and everyone froze. The two sides separated and everyone sat down for tea time.

"Quite a good fight!" Levy announced as she dipped her china plate into her tea before crunching down on it. That made the Acnologia's cringe.

"Indeed," Lucy concurred, her ear twitching.

"Wonder when the Ace's will show up," Natsu wondered as he looked to the Queen of Heart's castle.

"I dunno, after tea time, I would guess," Gajeel answered.

The first Acnologia, who had landed and was looking back fearfully at the Jaberwokky who seemed to be talking to the Queen of Hearts.

"So, how long does tea time last?" the first asked.

"Forever," the third moaned.

"Good... good..." the first breathed.

"Alright, good tea time, now, it's wartime again!" Levy smiled getting to her feet.

"WHAT!?"

And just like that, the war resumed. The first had to fight the Jabberwocky and everything went back to being whack until there was the sound of a chime of a clock.

"FINALLY! FINALLY!" Ultear laughed as she sprang around the battlefield. "THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!"

"The aces!!" Sting laughed as he threw another diamond.

"' Bout time!" Gajeel yelled.

The groups separated again as four individuals stepped forwards. All of them were decked in clothes that were decorated with all of the suits.

"Oh dear," the third recognized.

Serena, Wendy, Guildarts, and Mavis... they all smiled up at the Queen of Hearts who stood upon her castle.

"We really must ask you to surrender!" Wendy called up. "It isn't going to be to pretty from here on out!"

"YOU TOOK MY THRONE AND MY KINGDOM... BUT YOU WILL NEVER BY A QUEEN!!" The Queen of Hearts screamed down.

"No, she can't, cause she's an Ace," Guildarts smiled. At those words, the four of them threw off their garbs that were decorated with the suits exposing their clothes underneath. Guildarts wore black clothes with one, large whit club painted on the cloak over his shoulders. Serena wore an elaborate robe of diamonds and when he smiled, small red diamonds appeared around him in a sort of aura. Mavis wore a small white dress with a large Heart on the front as she smiled sweetly. Wendy, why she was dressed in a black fighting suit with a large spade decorating the cape over her shoulders.

"Face it Queen of Hearts!" another voice echoed. Everyone looked shocked as a fifth participant arrived on the field; Zeref. He was dressed in his normal clothes and glared at the Queen. "You're time is over. Time is not on your side!"

"Time!" Mavis greeted sweetly.

"Ace of Hearts," Zeref greeted back. "Nice dress."

"Thank you," Mavis smiled.

"Where have you been!?" Ultear demanded. She skidded up to Zeref and tapped her foot impatiently.

"I waited for as many ticks as possible," Zeref smiled.

"Well, it was too many ticks!!" Ultear scowled glaring at her clock.

"WONDERLESS!" the Queen of Hearts demanded, pointing at the Aces. "Deal with them."

The same man who had caught Erik from before seemingly appeared before the Aces.

"Ah, I have heard of you," Serena smiled taking a dramatic pose. "One who is without wonder and can suck the wonder out of those he attacks. How. Strange."

"How pitiful," Mavis smiled.

"Sounds like a fight to me," Gildarts laughed, cracking his knuckles.

"No, no, no," Zeref laughed walking up to them. "We cannot fight him. Should he take our wonder we would be helpless. No, that is why we have other wonderless on our side."

That made everyone turn their head in confusion. Zeref held the bridge of his nose and looked to Wonderless.

"Give us a moment," Zeref sighed.

At his words, the battle froze. Everyone was frozen in time, save the two Acnologias and Wonderless. Zeref massaged his head before striding over to the Acnologias, grabbing their wrists and dragging them along. He placed them in front of wonderless and massaged his head again.

"You three have no wonder," he explained. "Because you have no wonder you are the perfect foes. Fight and win, while us with wonder will fight and win."

Zeref then looked to the two Acnologias. "When I say, 'fight and win', I mean that you two fight him and that you two win. Understood?"

"No," the second cried.

"Good, have a good time!" Zeref smiled. And just like that, the battlefield was unfrozen from time. Wonderless lunged for the second Acnologia with his hands and the second growled as he punched him away.

"Alright, fight someone and win... I can do this," the second growled.

"We can do this... he has no magic," the third nodded as he watched Wonderless compose himself.

"I need coffee..." the second groaned.

The two Acnologia's then had to duck down as the third Acnologia in dragon form and there Jabberwockky flew lower and nearly knocked into the two.

"WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOUR FLYING!" the second yelled.

"I AM FIGHTING A HUGE FREAKIN THING WHO'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE TEA-CAKES! I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!!" the first Acnologia roared back as he bit into the Jabberwockky's wing and locked claws with him, flapping his wings urgently.

"Watch yourself!" the third warned, shoving the second out of the way as a dagger was thrown. They both looked to where Wonderless stood, arm outstretched.

"Ah, so he has knives," the second growled sarcastically, "Great."

"Indeed," the third agreed. "Wonderful."

Wonderless charged, throwing another knife, one that the third caught with no issue. The second ran forward and tackled Wonderless and the two grappled on the ground.

As that happened, Gildarts ran forwards and crashed through the wall of the castle, there was a shock-wave and suddenly the entire wall crumbled to the ground. Serena was next, he ran by Gildatrts, laughing something about sparkles, before he shot into the air, glowing red, and crashed into the Jabberwocky's underside. The Jabberwocky screeched and was thrown away, the first Acnologia grinned. Serena perched on the first Acologia's head after his attack and smiled down.

"Thanks!" the first Acnologia grinned.

"Yeah, yeah, nice to be working with you! Now let's destroy this empty tea-pot who's two teat times late and treat him to a bit of wonderlandian wonder!" Serena laughed.

"I have no idea what you're saying but I agree," the first laughed. He then flapped back to the Jabberwocky to fight once more.

Mavis and Zeref were talking to one another, ignoring the battlefield as they have a conversation about tea-cakes. Only when an unfortunate group of soldiers appeared did Mavis raise her hand and blast them away with a beam of red.

"How much longer should this take, Time?" Mavis asked sweetly.

"Oh," Zeref supposed, tapping his chin, "Only a few more ticks. As soon as the two Wonderless of ours beat the Queen's Wonderless, there really won't be any competition.

No sooner had he spoke then Wonderlass flew past him, running as fast as humanely possible. The second Acnologia was on his heels yelling all sorts of draconian insults as he held his bleeding nose.

"Mother freakin *input word* you little *input word! When I'm done with you you'll be *input word* *input word* you *input word*. I'm gonna break every bone in your *input word* body!!!" the second roared.

The third Acnologia walked up to Mavis and Zeref and sighed.

"My, my, what occurred?" Mavis asked sweetly.

"The guys punched him in his nose. He got pissed. Wonderless is going to die," the third sighed defeatedly.

"It has been a rough day for you, no?" Zeref asked.

"Yes... oh, yes," the third moaned.

"When this is all said and done, I shall speed up the days so that you can go through that portal of yours," Zeref smiled.

"How do you know about that?"  the third asked suspiciously.

"I'm time... I know everything," Zeref laughed.

Meanwhile, the Queen of Hearts found herself facing her opponent; Wendy Marvell. They were on one of the castle walls that Gildart's had yet to destroy.

"Child, you cannot beat me," the Queen sneered as she backed away from the girl.

Wendy approached and smiled, "Then why are you trembling?"

Now, I could tell you about how Wendy sent the Queen of Hearts flying out of wonderland with a single blow. I could tell you about how Serena and the First Acnologia completely decimated the Jabberwocky while both singing Nursery Rhymes. I could tell you how the second Acnologia nearly committed murder three times. I could tell you how Gildarts and Cana destroyed everything in their path while bickering the entire time in a fatherly-daughter way. I could tell you that Bickslow killed the executioner. I could tell you that Levy and a card soldier sat down in the middle of the battle to read an excerpt from a book and became best friends (he was a two of spades so Gajeel had no issue with it).

I could tell you a lot of things about how they won the war.

...but then we'd miss tea time.

"PASS THE FREAKIN CRUMPETS! THOSE THINGS ARE AMAZING!" the first Acnologia ordered as he practically lunged over the table to grab the plate of said crumpets. The two Acnologia's to his side sweatdropped.

"SHARE THE CRUMPETS!" Serena cried, tackling the first out of his chair.

"FIGHT ME FOR THEM!"

"HAPPILY!

Wendy giggled at the sight as she dipped a biscuit into her tea.

They all sat around the Mad Hatter's table, said Mad Hatter was grinning as she fixed Gajeel's newest hat to his head. It was a top hat with a Raven Feather sticking up in it. Levy clapped excitedly to see it and drank more tea.

Erik and Laxus were down at the end of the table arguing about who was the better joker. Natsu and Lucy were on Erik's side while Freed, Bickslow, and Evergreen were strongly disagreeing. Jet and Droy scampered over the tea table as they snacked, oblivious to a whole lot. Wakaba, Macao, and Romeo were talking and every so often, Romeo would snort fire to stop the old men from hitting on the ladies. Cana was lounging in her teapot and when Gildart's tried to talk to her, she put the lid on the teapot and ignored him.

Mavis and Zeref sat near the center, next to each other and were discussing a variety of things that no one understood. Mira and her siblings were having a grand old time as they started up a food fight that soon the rest of the table was engaged in.

The second and third Acnologia took cover as tea plates were thrown like ninja stars, nearly decapitating them. The first Acnologia however...

"HA! YOU COWARDS! THERE'S NO SAFETY HERE! WE DIE LIKE MEN!!" the first yelled as he stepped on to the table, frosting covering his face like war paint.

"INDEED!" Serena yelled heartily getting up beside the first Acnologia and chucking a cake into Gajeel's face.

The Jack of Spades glared at the Ace of Diamonds and practically lunged up at him. 

Sting and Rogue were having a utensil fight on the table, Wendy joined in.

Erik and Laxus's argument had escalated and now the two were fighting, using forks as swords and dishes as shields.

Happy, an actual cat, was romping around the table with Charle, Pantherlily, Lector, and Frosch, and yelling all sorts of encouragement towards those in the fight.

The first Acnologia had eaten some magic food and was now tiny, causing havoc as he threw food in his little form.

The two Acnologia's hiding on the table were traumatized.

"When do we get out of here!???" the second demanded fearfully.

"Soon... Great Mavis, please let it be soon," the third shivered.

"COME AT ME YOU SLIMY NO-TAILED DOUBLE HEADED GECKO!!" the first shrieked from above them. He ate something else and was now at normal size, holding up a cake as he threw it into Serena's face.

It was soon.

They left after tea time...

But tea time lasted a week.

The third's sanity... not so much.