"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Someone was screaming.

It was dark and someone was screaming.

It was dark, hard, damp, and some idiot was screaming.

"AHHH-"

"SHUT UP!" someone else yelled.

"Who's there!?" yelled a third.

"AH! SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!"

"GET OFF OF ME!"

"OW! What'd you do that for?"

"Who are you idiots!?"

"Oh god please don't tell me-"

"Yo. Guys?"

"NO!"

"Ohmygoodness GUYS! YO IT'S MEEEEE! CHARASMATIC ACNOLOGIA! THE BLUE ONE!"

"GET OFF OF ME!"

Now someone screamed, it was high pitched and made two of them cover their ears.

"WHAT THE HECK!"

"Touch me again and I'll rip your face off!"

"GUYS!" the third voice yelled, "Where are we?"

"Hey! Smart guy... where are you?" the first voice asked, he was heard groping around in the darkness.

"We're in a cave."

"Well no shit Sherlock," the first laughed.

"You want to-" The second began in a dangerous tone.

"NO! He doesn't. Look I don't know why we're here but it would be easier to find out once we can see where we are."

"I missed you smart guy."

"I didn't."

"Does anyone smell a draft?"

"No""Yes" the other two responded at once.

"THAT'S A LIE YOU DON'T SMELL ANYTHING!"

"YES I DO! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SMELL!!!!"

"I am superior to you."

"Yeah, in your dreams."

"You piece of-"

"Okay... Okay... I got this," the third sighed. Suddenly the room was full of a soft blue light. In the small cave were three men.

One had long unruly hair, a snarl on his face and dark eyes. His skin was tan but had no markings on it. He was sneering at the other who stood besides him. The one who stood besides him had short groomed blue hair and a smile on his face. His skin too was dark and unmarked. The third however... the one glowing... his skin was almost completely covered in blue tattoos.  His hair hung wildly around his head and his eyes were weary and cautious.

The three looked at each other.

And then they all screamed.

Why... because they had never seen each other in physical form... and now suddenly, they were scared as hell.

(Light hearted, cheesy, weird and messed up; just what the doctor ordered. This is story will have no real tear jerkers, just laughs.)