A/N - This pained me so much to write, it's not even funny...

3rd person POV

One day (Y/N) was wondering through the woods when suddenly *le gasp* A SWAMP!!! She started exploring le swamp to discover how similar it is to her long time crush Shrek's swamp. She takes of her (insert pant choice here) and panties, then remembers it's November so she can't nut, and puts her clothing back on sadly. Suddenly, shrek. "WHAT R YU DOIN IN MAI SWAAMP???" Shrek screamed ferociously.  "Looking for you, my handsome knight~" (Y/N) purred. Suddenly (Y/N) grew a tail and cat ears, and shreks pp got hard from seeing her. She stripped her clothing like a stripper, then began undressing shrek. Shrek suddenly stopped her. "Why'd you'd stop?" She asked. "It's November," he responded. "Fuck November," she cried. "Meet me here in two days time. Then, you will get the pp u so crave," shrek demanded in his manly ogre voice. "Yes daddy shrek," she whimpered. With that she got her clothing back on and left to go and sleep for two days straight before she finally got her masters pp.

A/N - Kill me, please.