So, today I put on a pair of jeans that had a hold in them. Guess where the hole is?? The hole is in the back of the jeans where my butt-cheek is. Yep, that's right! I put on a pair of jeans that showed off my butt-cheek.

The funny thing is that I didn't even realize I had a hole in my jeans was when I was sitting in a chair during my first period class.
My butt cheek felt cold. I sat up, and I felt that there was a hole in my jeans.

Why do I have to be so stupid sometimes?? Why did I have to put on jeans with a hole showing off my butt cheek??

Argh....I hate these goddamn jeans!