Alone With The Stones
Before we conclude Brian's list of girlfriends, let's find out which "one of the fabulous five is the right guy for you!"
I have no idea what magazine this is original from, but does it matter? It's for fun. And yes Mick is missing. I'm sorry, but he is on the other page with the answers and i don't want to ruin the surprise.
Before we just jump into this we need a bit of an introduction and luckily this highly important article offers that.
"Ah- ALONE AT LAST! And what a groovy quintet you've got to pick a "mate" from! Here are Mick, Brian, Keith, Charlie and Bill- also known as the swinging Rolling Stones. The setting is a secluded spot on a deserted Island. The moon is shining and the palm trees are swaying in the soft breeze. But- no matter how much in love you are- sooner or later you are bound to wish for a little "company" or outside amusement.
Each of the Stones was asked to imagine that he was stranded on a desert island. Each was given five specifies from which he could select a fave. Below you will find what each of the Stones wished for in each category. At the end of their wishes is a blank line for you to use to put your two cents' worth. When you've spelled out out the truth review what Mick, Brian, Keith, Charlie and Bill wished for and compare your answers. After that you ought to be able to come up with the right reply to the question "Which Rolling Stone is the right guy for me?" Lotza luck!"
So yeah, but this is my version so we'll do this a bit differently. To show you how this will work, I'll just do this myself and probably end up with Mick and trow smth angrily against the wall.
We have 6 questions with 4 to 5 replies, just chose the one that applies the most to you and at the end I reveal what the Stones answered. Of course you can cheat to get the Stone you want, but seriously where is the fun in that?
Anyway so let's start with the first question!
YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE LONG-PLAYING RECORD ALBUM TO LISTEN TO- WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
1. James Brown at the Apollo
2. Chuck Berry on stage
3. Gil Evans Roots
4. Jimmy Reed T'aint No Big Thing But He Is...Jimmy Reed
Judy (that's me your lovely author, if sb wondered) : hmm... either Jimmy Reed or Berry. fuck it Jimmy.
You:.........................................................................................................................................................
YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE GIRL (REAL IMAGINARY) TO BE WITH- WHOM DO YOU PICK?
1. Ursula Andress
2. Ordinary girl
3. One with a candle for a head
4. A petite, slim and dark girl.
Judy: I kind of feel stupid to answer this, but I'll go with the ordinary thing. the others are weird.
You:............................................................................................................................................
YOU MAY SELECT ONE FAVOURITE FOOD- WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
1. A steak.
2. Shepherd's pie.
3. A variety of mushrooms.
4. Veal Escalop.
Judy: The steak obviously, considering I haven't eaten any meat in idk 7 years? So yeah my choice is limited, but I like mushrooms.
You:...................................................................................................................................................
YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE BEST FRIEND TO KEEP YOU COMPANY- WHOM DO YOU PICK?
1. Yourself
2. Keith
3. Charlie
4. Your Pet.
5. Mick
Judy: hmm.... my pet sounds tempting, but Charlie does too... Then again my cat is fluffy and cute, where as Charlie is only cute. So I vote for my cat. I'm a crazy cat lady after all.
You:..................................................................................................................................................
YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE TV SHOW TO WATCH- WHICH DO YOU PICK?
1. Dean Martin's Hollywood Palace.
2. The Johnny Carson show
3. Whatever show the Stones are on next
4. Ready Steady Go!
5. The evening news.
Judy: I don't watch many shows, the only thing I manage at least to see everyday are the news. I know I'm boring.
You:.........................................................................................................................................................
YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE MOVIE STAR WHOSE FILMS WILL BE SHOWN TO YOU- WHOM DO YOU PICK?
1. Andrew Oldham
2. Sydney Poitier
3. Rudolph Valentino
4. Mickey Mouse
5. Kirk Douglas.
Judy: idk the only one I think I know is Mickey Mouse.
You:.................................................................................................................................................
So let's reveal now who is behind every answer, to be fair while typing this out I hid the names, so that I didn't know who said what, but some were probably more obvious than others.
1. YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE LONG-PLAYING RECORD ALBUM TO LISTEN TO- WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
Mick:"I want James Brown At the Apollo."
Brian: "I'd chose the same Lp than Mick choose. It's a 'knock out'."
Keith: "I like Chuck Berry on Stage."
Charlie: "I like every Gil Evans recording, I guess Roots is the best."
Bill: "Just give me Ain't no Big Thing by Jimmy Reed."
2.YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE GIRL (REAL IMAGINARY) TO BE WITH- WHOM DO YOU PICK?
Mick: "Ursula Andress."
Brian: "Just an ordinary girl - with long blonde hair."
Keith: "In that case I think I'll take a bald one- ordinary though, mind you."
Charlie: "Then I'll take one with a candle for a head- it'll probably burn lighter and I may need the light."
Bill: "A girl who is petite, slim and dark."
3.YOU MAY SELECT ONE FAVOURITE FOOD- WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
Mick: "Steak"
Brian: "The same for me."
Keith: "Shepherd's Pie- that's a mixture of mincemeat, spuds and vegetables with a crust on top of it."
Charlie: "A variety of mushrooms."
Bill: "Give me a veal escalope."
4. YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE BEST FRIEND TO KEEP YOU COMPANY- WHOM DO YOU PICK?
Mick: "Keith."
Brian: "My dog, Pip."
Keith: "Mick"
Charlie: "My own hands and legs will serve me well enough."
Bill: "Charlie."
5. YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE TV SHOW TO WATCH- WHICH DO YOU PICK?
Mick: "Why Dean Martin's Hollywood Palace. Wouldn't everyone?"
Keith: " The Johnny Carson Show."
Brian: "The evening news."
Charlie: "What show are we on next?"
Bill: "Ready Steady Go!"
6. YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE MOVIE STAR WHOSE FILMS WILL BE SHOWN TO YOU- WHOM DO YOU PICK?
Mick: "Why Andrew Oldham of course."
Keith: "Rudolph Valentino."
Brian: " Mickey Mouse."
Charlie: "Sidney Poitier."
Bill: "Kirk Douglas."
So now to find out what Stone is the right guy for you, just count with whom you agree the most and voila there's your result. So let's see for me:
Result:
*drum roll*
Question 1: Bill
Question 2: Brian and Keith
Question 3 : Charlie
Question 4: Brian
Question 5: Brian
Question 6: Brian
I think that is rather obvious. lol 😅
I hope everyone had fun and got the Stone they wanted. Well if not, sorry this doesn't exactly mean anything. Well next chapter I hopefully manage to close the topic of Brian's girlfriends, because I have lots of ideas for other chapters.
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