Germany sat down on the couch with his phone playing some Flappy Bird.
~I'm sorry lol I'm just bored right now!!~

He tapped on the screen till the bird hit the pipe.

"Shiz!" He would say, "Don't hit the Gott tame pipe!!" And kept on playing.

"Germany, baby, you~a okay?" Said the courious Italy hearing his rage.

"Nein, everything iz fine." Germany looked down at his phone again and kept on playing Flappy Bird.

"Oh~a okay~a, multa Benne." Italy said while he went back to the kitchen.

"SHI*!!" The German yelled as the bird hit the pipe and fell to its death.

"Gah!" Italy yelled through the kitchen,"Germany! Are you okay~a!?" Italy marched to the couch and sat down next to the angry country.

Germany sighed and gave Italy his phone,"If you really want to know play zis."

"Si~ hold my flower, Germany. Things are going to get ugly... ve~"

"Sure go fight the birds, baby!!" Germany said as he stepped back.

"As vela esta~Pasta!!" Italy took our Germany's gun and shot it into a million pieces. He blew the smoke off of the gun and gave it back to Germany, "There~a! All~a fixed, ve~!!" And he walked back to the kitchen.

"Holy vurst." He left Germany there in astonishment, "I have one bada**, wife...."
~I'm so sorry!! Sweden x Finland reference!!~

"Ve~" Italy said as he winked.

"Oh my Gott..." He said. He never seen Italy so angry before.

"Hey~a, is~a Pasta okay for dinner tonight~a?" Italy asked through the kitchen. He just acted like nothing happened.

"Ja! That's fine~!!" He called back.

~I'm so sorry....I'm just super bored right now and had to do this!! XD I hoped you enjoyed and stay tuned for more~! :3~