*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Emo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know

Everyone:

Flora: ...I did. I broke it.

Emo: No. No you didn't. Keqing

Keqing: Don't look at me. Look at Xiao.

Xiao: What? I didn't break it

Keqing: Huh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Xiao: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken

Keqing: Suspicious

Xiao: No it's not

Matrix: If it matters. Probably not but Childe was the last one to use it

Childe: LIAR! I don't even drink that crap

Matrix: Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Childe: I used to wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Matrix

Flora: Let's not fight. I broke it let me pay for it Emo

Emo: NO! WHO BROKE IT!?

Keqing whispering: Emo. Matrix has been really quiet.

Matrix: REALLY!?

Keqing: Yeah really

Matrix: OH MY GOD!

Everyone: *starts fighting*

Emo: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

Everyone: *still arguing*

Emo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here