Matrix: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke

Childe: Okay but what is updog?

Emo: Updog is a long sausage in a but often served with ketchup,mustard,onions,and/or relish

Xiao: No that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

Flora: No that's and update. You're thinking of the 4th largest city in Snezhnaya

Keqing: Surely that's Uppsala (A/N: Just go with it). Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter

Matrix: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

Xiao: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward moving air current

Emo: No that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway

Childe: What's a henway??

Matrix: Oh about five pounds