Matrix: *posts a super low quality image in the group chat*

Childe: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents

Matrix: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after read this text I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Emo: Actually I did the math Childe would have $225 not $0.15

Childe: Fam I'm right here

Xiao: If I had a dollar I would buy a soda :)

Matrox: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Xiao: Sorry I only have a dollar

Matrix: :(

Emo: Hey I just realized my friend is right Childe would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel not a cent

Xiao: If I had $22,500 I would buy a soda and an apply juice

Emo: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Flora: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Emo: Apply juice to what

Keqing: Directly to the forehead

Childe: Great chat everyone