Incorrect Genshin is back for now because a month has passed & I completely forgot about writing the next part of Xiao bloodlust, I am a f o o l

Also looking back on it, all my previous Incorrect Genshin chapters are so outdated because Genshin was pretty new at the time ong

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Players before the update: Oh, so Mihoyo is adding Fishing? Ok. Cool.

Players after the update: shrieks I THOUGHT FISHING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A RELAXING ACTIVITY?!?!)

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Inazuma cube puzzle: *exists*

Player(1): Fuck you. Summons oz

Player(2): randomly hits the cubes

Player(3): solves

Player(4): ??? Ignores the puzzle

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Thoma:

Thoma's Filipino VA:

Filipinos: Then I guess we can call you Mang thomas ;)

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Eula: Just remember, don't get knocked or launched into the air. That would be most inelegant.

Player: Don't get knocked or launched into the air. Alright. I can do this.

Player: ...

Eula: That won't do! You've exposed your shortcomings.

Player: alright, that's totally fine, we can do this right the second time.

Eula: Remember, you must be elegant... Don't get knocked or launched into the air.

Player: Leaves dragonspine

Eula, left in Dragonspine until player returns to attempt quest again: shivering

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Sayu: What's with all the noise? I'm trying to get some sleep...

Klee, outside her window waving: Sayu! Sayu! Want to make some boom boom bakudan with me?

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Bennett: goes to Yashiori Island

Bennett: ☠

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