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Diluc:

Diluc: Omoshiroi

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Player: omg Genshin is so cool it even has environmental interactions

Rain during the cooking showdown quest: Hahahaha I know right

Player: Hello darkness my old friend

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Little Liu: Need Vision, have power

Little Liu: No vision say byebye to hero dreams

MC: But I can control the elements-

Little Liu:

Little Liu: N o

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Lisa climbing:

Lisa's VA using Lisa: Don't let out such lewd sounds oml

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Player: i'm so unlucky huhu- I have no 5*

MC: Am I a joke to you

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Barbara: Healing for everyone!

Barbara:

Player: Wait that's not your line-

(Hdhfhs pls be my friend if you got this one XD)

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Razor:

Razor: Hit sniff to determine whether target hostile or friend

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Player seeing dog: cmere, lemme pet

Dog:

Player: what the fuck why can't I pet you, what is this disappointment-

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Starbucks: So what size would you like?

Person: A Venti, please.

Venti: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Bank in Liyue:

Player: I heard treasure was held here

Player: moneymoneymoneymoney

Upgrades: Yes that is all for me ;D

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No one:

Timmie: The pigeons KSJXJDHSHHSH

Timmie: what If they don't come back? Just like my dad...

Player: *proceeds to turn the birds into fowl*

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Jean: Master Diluc

Diluc: ????????

Jean: oh shi

Diluc simps that ships the two: I can't decide if I want you to marry me, or you to marry her! (╥﹏╥)

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Enemy slime approaching:

BG music: FITE LIKE YOU'RE BEING CHASED DOWN BY 1000 RUIN GUARDS! FITE FITE FITE!
┻━┻ ヘ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰)

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Everyone: Abyss Mage

Klee: Mr. Fluffball!!

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Cryo abyss mage: Prepare for trouble

Water abyss mage: make it double

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Xingqiu reading:

Paimon: AKDJHDHWHDHSH NOTICE ME

Paimon: D:<

Paimon: ok now I call you Guhua Geek!

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Smol A/N

Hullo guyss, tis Kei here! (≧▽≦)
Just wanna ramble about a few things, ok ok so like first things first

I enjoy reading y'all's comments, they have me wheezing LMAO

Also, screams in I want klee so badly because loli with elf ears but AAAAA I has no primogems sobsob