(Full title at the end)

Hey guys. Sorry for the long wait and sorry that technically this chapter is not the one you've probably been waiting for. I've been making some progress and am about halfway done with it, but life has kept me busy with work and getting ready for Christmas.

But rest assured that I am making progress on that chapter!

For now, here's a chapter for a different world since it's shorter and I wanted to give you guys something since it's Christmas and all.

(Wanted to put the new chapter for the Liyue Arc up but I've been both slacking off and having to go to work earlier than usual. So, unfortunately I couldn't finish it in time.)

Just a little oneshot for you guys.

Enjoy!

"Okay!"

Zero clapped his hands together.

"I know you guys are cuirous to see what happens next..."

"Hell yeah!"

Paimon shouted.

"The suspense is killing me!"

'HOLY SHIT PAIMON SPOKE IN FIRST PERSON!!'

Many people thought in shock to themselves.

"You kept us waiting forever!"

???

"But...it's only been a minute?"

Lumine asked.

"For us, yes!" Paimon shouted. "But the readers have been kept in suspense for weeks now. WEEKS!!"

"...Say what now?"

Sandrone just stared at the floating pixie in confusion as did the rest.

"You wouldn't understand." Venti waved them off, knowing what Paimon was saying. "You don't have the honor and privilege to know the secret of secrets."

"HUH!? W(ﾟДﾟ)w"

Sandrone shouted in shock. While a majority of other people just stared at him in shock and confusion.

"Poor little fools."

Kiana whispered to herself.

"You know what they are talking about?"

Mei asked her friend.

"Don't worry your pretty little head, senpai."

Kiana smiled.

"Bronya thinks Subject Idiotka got into the crack again."

"I did not!"

"What are we going to watch?"

Ayaka asked.

"You'll see."

Zero smirked as he changed the channel to show another world.

Enjoy!

"Man!"

People jumped as they heard (M/N) voice.

But...

"Is it just me or does he sound younger than the one in Teyvat?"

Huffman asked.

"He kinda does."

Mika nodded.

A (H/C) haired, (E/C) eyed, (S/C) male exclaimed. "Fontaine was one hell of a roller coaster!"

"Ohhh...that's why."

Huffman said.

"He's a teenager."

"He's kind of cute."

HI3 Himeko and Lisa both said.

"HIMEKO!!" "LISA!!"

Theresa and Jean shouted at them.

"What?" Himeko raised an eyebrow. "He is!"

"Doesn't mean you can go ara ara him!"

"But why ever not?"

Lisa pouted.

"He looks in need of a mommy."

"..."

"...Never say that again."

Jean deadpanned.

"Awww..."

(M/N) wasn't ashamed to admit that he had been growing tired of Genshin Impact due to the repetitiveness it had become.

"Huh?"

Thoma blinked.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"There are worlds."

Zero began explaining.

"Where things are different as you all know. In certain worlds, you guys are not real."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?"

Itto and several others shouted.

"Yeah, it's called fiction." Kunikuzushi deadpanned. "In worlds like those you guys are in what's called a video game."

"A what now?"

Dottore asked, looking interested.

-One explanation, with all the details about their games, because I am not feeling the desire to make one-

"Interesting."

Mobius and several others were quite intrigued by what they were told. ...While others were having an existential crisis.

"Kind of like the Simulated Universe."

Herta nodded, unphased. Then again, when is she ever fazed.

"No surprise." Silver Wolf blew her gum. "Reality IS a game after all. The prize is entirely up to what we perceive it to be."

"A simple, yet astute explanation Silver Wolf."

Screwllum nodded.

"Wait..."

Wriothesley suddenly realized.

"What happened in Fontaine?"

?!?!

"That's...a good point."

Navia slowly spoke up.

"We're only just in Liyue so we don't know what he means by that."

"There might be a little bit of spoilers."

Ei smiled.

"Don't worry!" Mikey shouted out. "You'll find out soon enough!"

The Ninja Turtle said as he continued eating his pizza.

Seriously, it was open the game, get the Welkin rewards, do the commissions (thank whatever God that exists that Hoyo gave them an easier way to now complete them!), spend Resin, do boss battles for ascension materials and farm ascension materials (curse you Hoyo for making us wait 48 hours every time we farm them), and rinse and repeat.

"...Sounds like we are a fun, yet complicated game for these other worlds."

Yae Miko chuckled.

...It made it hard to continue playing the game when it was basically the same thing every day. And he wasn't ashamed to admit he had been playing Star Rail and Honkai Impact 3rd. Star Rail, because it's new. HI3, because of the lore and wanting to understand a bit about the similarities between the three games.

"OUCH!"

(Y/N) winced.

"That's gotta hurt!"

"I'm guessing that HI3 and Star Rail refers to us, then."

Otto asked.

"Yep!" Donny nodded. HI3 for you guys."

He points to the HI3 cast.

"And Star Rail for you guys."

He points to the Star Rail cast.

"Interesting."

Einstein spoke up.

"Very."

Tesla agreed.

'A shame that Gun Girls Z is no longer playable in the US.'

???

(M/N) thought to himself.

Getting back to the subject at hand. He was getting bored and slowly losing interest in the game until Fontaine dropped and his love for the game was renewed.

"What did happen in Fontaine then?"

Arlecchino asked, curious to know WHAT had happened in Fontaine to reignite the male's love of the game.

"Drama." Shadow deadpanned. "Lots and lots of drama I bet."

"...Yeah, that fits."

Lyney agreed.

Fontaine is dramatic if nothing else.

He could not believe all the twists and turns that he had encountered in the region.

'Well, at least the prophecy was fulfilled, and everyone lived.'

?!!?!?

"The prophecy did happened!?"

Many Fontanians shouted in surprise. You couldn't blame them though, for most of their lives they had swept the prophecy under the rug so to speak and kept on with their lives. Never believing that it would happen in their lifetimes.

The fact that it did happen...was terrifying to say the least.

"Wait."

Furina suddenly realized something.

"Even though the prophecy happened...no one died?"

!!!

THAT got their attention.

"She's right!" "He said everyone lived!" "So, then...what was the prophecy about?"

Arlecchino could not help but breathed a sigh of relief at the knowledge that her home country survived the prophecy.

Neuvillette, while happy, wondered what happened and if everything did work out as well.

(M/N) thought to himself. '...Well, almost everyone...'

!?!?

"Oh no!"

Xavier shouted in shock.

"There it is."

Shredder spoke up.

"The catch: not everyone will live."

Fontainians did die, most notably Melus and Silver.

!!!

"NO!!"

Navia shouted in shock, pain, and despair!

"Not them, too!"

She yelled as tears started falling down her face.

She was going to lose her most trusted companions? She was going to lose them like she lost her father?

She couldn't lose them too!

"Navia..."

Clorinde gave a sad look, unable to offer her any words of comfort due to the girl resentment of her.

"Mademoiselle."

Silver gave her a sad look, knowing that his and Melus deaths were the cause of her tears.

"Mademoiselle." Melus spoke up. "Please compose yourself, my dear. You are the President of Spina di Rosula. You must be strong."

"But you two will die in the future!" Navia cried. "I can't lose you two like I lost my father!"

Clorinde winced, knowing that she was the one to end Callas, Navia father, life.

"Mademoiselle, you must understand that eventually we will all die." Melus said. "I am saddened to know that mine and Silver fates will no longer be at your side, but you must not that stop you."

"I know!" Navia shouted. "...I know..."

She weakly said.

"..."

"..."

"Can you give us a minute?"

Silver asked Zero who nodded.

"Of course."

Zero said.

-Timeskip-

"Apologies for the wait."

Melus said as Navia had calmed down and was drinking some tea that Nahida had made.

"It's fine."

Zero said.

"..."

Furina felt guilt at the fact that people still had to die in order for the prophecy to be fulfilled. The Fontanians just sighed as they now realized just how serious the threat of the prophecy really was and that they should start taking it more seriously.

"We should look on the bright side."

Silver suddenly said.

"There's...a bright side?"

Freminet asked.

"We know it's going to happen." Silver crossed his arms. "Once we get to our nation, we will learn everything that will happen and figure out the best way to ensure that no one has to die."

!!!

"That's true!"

A Fontanian said.

"We still have a chance!"

With that happy thought in mind, the viewing continued.

Poor Navia.

'Speaking of Navia.' (M/N) thought to himself. 'I did manage to pull her, now it's just her weapon I need to get.'

"...The weapons are separated?"

Chevreuse asked.

"Gotta make a profit somehow."

Zero shrugged.

"That's pure evil."

She said.

"Pure genius!" Dori shouted as her eyes turned into Mora. "I could make a killing like this!"

"Do that and you'll find enjoying time behind bars."

Cyno deadpanned.

"...Yes, sir..."

Dori deflated, causing people to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Same goes for you."

Ningguang added as she looked to the merchants and businessmen of Liyue.

"If I catch exploiting such a thing, you can kiss your business goodbye."

MEEP.

(M/N) suddenly let out a chuckle.

'TFS Alucard was right.' He thought to himself.

"Who?"

GI Ei asked.

"A badass, psychopathic vampire that can kill you."

Palpatine answered.

'Bitches do love cannons.'

"Is he referring to me using my trump card?"

Navia asked.

"Yes."

"Oh."

(If you've seen Navia burst, you know what I mean)

'Still...'

(M/N) suddenly thought to himself.

'...I'm still mad about Sumeru Archon Storyline even though we get info about Abyss Sibling in the end.'

"We do?"

Lumine blinked in surprise.

"Didn't see that coming."

"Fucking sages..."

He muttered under his breath.

"What his problem?!"

A sage shouted indignantly.

What our dear protagonist is referring to is the events that took place in Sumeru. Starting from the first main Archon quest involved trying to escape from a dream.

"...Why am I getting the feeling that we are not going to like it when we get to Sumeru?"

Eula and Mace Windu asked in exasperation.

"Because you're not."

Alhaitham sighed, not liking what he was hearing.

But it wasn't the events that set that into place, it was the events throughout Sumeru that got him infuriated.

"Stupid, whiny ass sages and not letting go of the past." (M/N) grumbled, he gets that the Original Dendro Archon -Greater Lord Rukkhadevata- was a very much beloved God for the people (*Cough* Sages *Cough) of Sumeru.

"Why that ignorant fool!"

A Sage shouted.

"He should learn to mind his business if he is not well trained in our ways!"

"Oh, fuck off and shut up!"

Ahsoka shouted.

"HEY!"

The clones yelled at her for swearing.

"Oh, come on!" Ahsoka yelled. "Even now?!"

"YES!"

But that was not a good excuse to ignore the existence of her successor.

"She is her SUCCESSOR for a reason."

Anakin glared at them, channeling the Dark Side once more as his Darth Vader self flowed through him.

"Imprisoning her before giving her a chance to truly flourish is the height of folly."

'Now that I think about it.' Zero thought to himself. 'I never did show them that opening.'

Oh, well.

Thereby, ruining his respect for a majority of them.

"Do those idiots think that the Original Dendro Archon would be happy with the way they are treating her successor?"

"NO!"

Many people shouted as the Gods/Aeons/Archons glared at the Sages.

How dare they try to usurp a god for malicious goals!

"Honestly, if she was able to come back for a short while. She would have been pissed and probably told them off for what they have been doing since her passing."

"She was. Just so you know."

Nahida told them, remembering her 'mother' (in a sense) reaction when she had gave them a proper scolding and punishment for what they had done.

The sages shivered as they realized that they really were toeing the line with the Divine. And now that everything was being revealed to the rest of Teyvat, they were learning that actions did indeed have consequences.

They were no exception.

Dottore was debating whether or not he should pull the plug on creating a new god out of Scaramouche.

Scaramouche was internally fuming at the prospect that he might lose his chance to becoming the god he was meant to be.

Regardless of her end goal of saving Irminsul.

???

"Save...Irminusl?"

Candace blinked in confusion.

"It'll come up eventually."

Zero said.

"But know that by saving Irminsul, the afflictions that have plagued Sumeru will purified and erased."

"Including Eleazar."

!?!?

"Include-!!"

Tighnari was interrupted as the show continued.

...It made him feel somewhat hollow that Rukkhadevata erased herself from all of existence. Making no one remember her (with the exception of Traveler/us) and everyone thinking that Nahida was the original Dendro Archon.

!?!?

"She's going to die!?"

GI Nahida shouted in despair at the thought of never meeting her predecessor.

The sages were in despair at hearing that their beloved Archon was going to sacrifice herself to save Irminsul and erase himself from everyone memories.

"Such is the fate, some things are."

Yoda sighed.

A depressing thought to be sure.

Sighing, (M/N) turned off the game and decided to go take a walk.

"Maybe I'll go to Barnes & Noble or something." The teen mused to himself. "Need to get out of the house for a while."

"Barnes & Nobles?"

Faruzan blinked.

"A bookstore."

Aku answered as he flipped a page on the book he was reading. His reading glasses being fixed into position.

"Interesting."

With that said, the male grabbed his jacket and headed outside.

...

"Here's your (F/D)!"

A Starbucks barista shouted, (M/N) taking it with a thanks as he sat down at a table.

"Starbucks?"

Asta asked.

"A coffee shop that does sell somethings that are not coffee."

"Interesting."

HSR Himeko smiled.

Opening the Wattpad app, he scrolled down the list of reads to find something of interest for him to read at the moment.

"Hmmm, nope." He said, passing one story. "Nah-uh" "Nada" "Not the one."

"He must have read a lot to not just pick any old story."

Yanqing blinked.

"Finding that diamond in the rough can be quite difficult than what one would expect."

Furina answered,

'Man' He thought to himself. 'Are there no good reads at the moment?'

"Probably not if you can't find anything."

Perhaps he should scroll the reading lists instead of the search list. There was always something better there.

(No lie, when I use the search function, on the app, I usually go to the reading lists after typing my search words. Gives me the relevant stories that I want, not stories that seriously have nothing to do with what I asked for.)

(To bad it's only on the app, if I try searching on the website itself. It won't have that option.)

Tapping the reading lists bar, he started searching for an interesting read.

"Hm, that's an interesting one...wait the title (and summary) are in English but the language is not?"

"...The heck?"

HSR Seele looked at the screen with a look on her face.

"Why the hell would you have the title and summary in one language but the story in another?"

"Clickbait most likely."

Caelus answered.

"Seen a few of them."

Stelle also answered.

"Kind of stupid if you can't even read it to enjoy it."

HSR Seele shook head.

"True."

"...The hell?"

(That's me when I see an interesting title, but when I click it. It shows an entirely different language. I don't really like using translate since it will mess up some words and sentences. Though sometimes it doesn't even work. It's very annoying because it sounds interesting but I can't even read it!)

"Kind of a rip off if you ask me."

Tail said.

"Oh? What's this?"

A title caught his eye.

"Taking over the Abyss" By corviiknight.

!!

"Who dares to take over MY ABYSS!?!?"

Aether shouted in anger!

"...You don't want to know."

(One of my favorite Genshin Impact stories. It's good mixed with comedy and weirdness)

"Well then," (M/N) said "Let's take a look, shall we?"

-Several, with annoying ads that take forever to go away (I just said fuck it and bought the premium. Don't care that I'm wasting money, sometimes the ads screw up the app or my page and I have to refresh/restart them), hours later-

"Wow" (M/N) put the phone down, having just finished the story to its current chapters. "Damn that's a good story."

"Not a bad story, I'll give it that."

Wriothesley nodded as he drank some tea.

"It's fucking hilarious!"

Itto doubled over in laughter.

"I'm surprised that the Main Character didn't try to murder Xingqiu for the pigeon debacle." (M/N) said, impressed at her self-restraint. "I don't think I would have been able to hold back in sending the smart ass to the hospital for that stunt."

"..."

"..."
"Xingqiu, if you do that to me."

Chongyun began.

"I will slowly and brutally torture you as I rip you apart limb by limb and feed to the buzzards."

"Understand?"

He said all this in a calm voice.

"...Yes."

Xingqiu shivered as Chongyun gave him a look of death, which was followed by Shenhe own death glare.

"After all, the MC isn't Nikola Tesla. She ain't in love with a pigeon of all things."

"...Do I even want to know?"

Tesla asked.

"No."

Leo shook his head.

"You don't."

(That's my thought on the whole legally married to Liyue pigeon population insanity)

"I wonder what dear old Pierro reaction was to finding that out."

An image of the First Fatui Harbinger chasing a terrified for his life Xingqiu, sent him reeling.

"...PFT!!"

Childe was the first to break as he fell over laughing.

"Oh, my TSARITSA that is a funny image indeed!!"

Soon, many people (yes, even the Tsaritsa herself) began laughing as Pierro actually blushed a little bit at that!

"Hahaha!" (M/N) laughed a bit. "That would definitely be something worth seeing. Probably legally marry him to the pigeon population before Yanfei fixes that problem."

"What comes around, goes around."

Blade smirked at a shivering Xinqiu.

"And I have to admit, I love the lore the author gave Azar and the others. Fleshes them out and not just having them look like assholes and bitter people. Does give one a whole other perspective."

"Unfortunately."

Padme crossed her arms in frustration.

It pissed her off at how they treated a child like that, but it did give some character too them and not make them out to be solely antagonists.

"Wonder if that was in their backstories or if that was something the author decided to add in the book."

"I wonder if I was born a girl if that would have been my kind of personality."

"We may never know."

Smiling, he got up and left.

'I definitely needed that.'

"Nothing like a little picker upper to brighten your day."

-Insert Ringtone here-

"Hm?" (M/N) looked at his phone, clicking yes as he saw who the caller was. "Hey Dave! What's up? Haven't heard from you for a long time, I was starting to think you were dead."

"Dude..."

"Sorry about that, (M/N)" Dave said, "I've been really busy with school and all that I completely forgot to call you and tell you about something that happened months ago."

"Oh?" (M/N) raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"I was able to finally get Zhongli from his rerun banner and got his weapon too!"

"...Huh?"

Dave shouted excitedly.

"No way!" (M/N) said, "Really!?"

"Is it really that impressive?"

Zhongli blinked while others were kind of jealous at the reactions shown on screen.

"Your shield is OP when handled well."

Zero answered.

"And add your constellations, people will be saying goodbye if they ever fought you."

"That's Rex Lapis for you."

Xiao proudly stated.

He knew that Dave had been trying to get Zhongli ever since he started playing the game. (M/N) himself already getting him in a previous re-run banner.

Though, he could never get his constellations. Oh well.

"Yeah!" Dave said, "Now I don't have to worry about dying too much."

"That bad?"

Han Solo asked.

"Sometimes it's a little difficult to dodge when you're attacking."

Donny answered.

"Having a Geo user who can deploy shields is a big help, especially against certain bosses."

(True story, I can't dodge to save my life in GI. Especially that damn boar! How the hell does he keep hitting me?)

(Now, though, I've switched him for Furina since she does do healing. And I grew tired of hearing him constantly say "Osmanthus wine taste the same as I remember...")

"Heh, well I'm glad for you." (M/N) said, looking both ways before crossing the streets. "Well, I'll talk to you later. Need to get home now."

"Always look both ways before you cross."

Cecelia nodded.

"One time!"

Siegfried groaned.

"I don't look both ways one time and you never let me hear the end of it!"

"And I never will dear."

???

"Ookay?"

Kiana (and Durandal for some reason) said in confusion.

"Alright, see you later!" Dave hung up, as (M/N) did the same.

"Yep! See you-"

HONK!

"Oh, you got to be kidding me!"

Suddenly a loud honk grabbed his attention, as out of nowhere a massive truck came hurtling towards him.

"...Well, he's dead."

Was all Kallen could say.

"Deader than dead."

Jackal and Raven said at the same time.

"RIP."

Qiqi said.

(Truck Kun: Isekai time!! 😈😈)

"...Later?"

BAM!

Was the sound of the infamous Truck Kun violently slamming into the poor teen.

Many people winced and shudder at the sound of the impact, and of bones breaking/cracking as his body was smashed.

As someone started to play the Teyvat version of 'Taps'.

Causing (M/N) to black out with one thought in his mind.

'Where the hell did that truck come from?!'

"Seriously, where DID it come from?"

Kaveh asked.

"I could have sworn it wasn't there a second ago!"

"It's like the Astral Express." Lust explained. "It has the power to travel between worlds."

"But it also has the power to travel between dimensions as well." Helga added. "And FYI, the Truck is sentient and it is his job to...give people a nudge in the right direction to achieve what fate has in store for them."

"By killing them?" Mona asked. "I'm not sure that's how it works."

"You'll see, soon enough."

Master Splinter halted anymore questions.

-???-

"...gun"

???

"Is this his afterlife or something?"

Kosma asked in confusion.

"That would be one hell of an afterlife then."

Huh?

"Al...Sho"

What?

"Almighty -gun"

"Almighty Gun?"

Diona blinked.

"No."

Ralph deadpanned.

Who the hell was talking?

"Wait..."

Sara's eyes narrowed.

"That voice sounds awfully familiar..."

"Almighty Shogun!"

That startled him awake as he opened (? Wait, aren't I dead?) his eyes to a semi bright room.

!?!?

"He's...alive!?"

Rosaria shouted in shock.

"Bu-But how!?" She asked/yelled. "No normal could survive that sort of impact!"

"ZOMBIE!!"

March shouted as she jumped into Dan Heng arms.

"GAH!"

Said male fell down from the unexpected additional weight.

"Hah!" Ivan Ooze laughed. "Good one, but no."

Putting a hand to his eyes, he noticed that he was wearing some kind of sleeve covering his arm.

"Huh?"

Groaning, and taking a pause to realize that his voice sounded different, he looked to the source of where the other voice was coming from.

And to his shock, the person was-

(Kujou Sara)

"It is me!" "The Tengu!?" "What the hell!?"

"Sara?" 'He' asked "Wh-What is?"

"Oh, thank goodness that you're okay Almighty Shogun!"

"...Am I suffering some sort of eye problem in that world?"

Sara deadpanned.

"Because I'm pretty sure we're talking to a male, not the Almighty Shogun herself."

"Or are you?"

Zero mysteriously said.

!!!

"Why did you have to phrase it like that?!"

Gorou shivered in fear.

"Next time, don't accept random gifts from anonymous sponsors without really checking them."

Zero deadpanned.

Sara shouted in relief, startling (M/N).

"Shogun? What?"

"Oh no!" Sara shouted in fear "Did your collapse cause you amnesia!?"

"Am I blind or just stupid like the Oni?"

Sara just shook her head.

"HEY!"

Itto shouted at the jab.

"It's true though."

Kuki deadpanned.

"Shinobu!"

Itto yelled, only for his gang to nod their heads as well.

"Oh, fuck you all!"

"LANGUAGE!"

The Clones shouted at him.

"Oh, come on!"

"Suffer like I did."

Ahsoka deadpanned.

"Wait right here Almighty Shogun! I'll be right back!"

"S-Sa-Sara w-wait!"

But it was too late, the Tengu general quickly left the room to bring professional help.

"...Talk about fine."

Someone muttered to themselves.

*CRACKLE*

"Who's the dead one."

Sara growled, a blush on her face at the 'compliment.'

"..."

No one said anything.

'...Did she just call me 'Almighty Shogun?'

"Why though?"

Columbina asked.

Drake sweatdropped as he already figured out what happened.

'He's going to have an identity crisis.'

The god thought to himself.

That question rang in his head.

Frowning, 'he' got up. But accidentally feeling himself in the process.

'What the!?' He thought to himself. 'That's not mine!'

"What's not yours?"

Grabbing 'his' chest he squeezed it, letting go as he realized they were exactly what he thought they were.

"Did he suddenly gain a growth spurt and grew man boobs?"

Kalpas asked.

"If so, welcome to the club!"

'Those are most definitely not mine!'

Grabbing 'his' hair he jumped when he felt the length.

"Pretty sure his hair was shorter than that."

'Yeah, not mine!'

Then he went to grab his ass, jumping when he felt the difference.

"That's a rather fine ass."

Luka admitted.

"Just as fine as his ass was before he got isekaied."

Topaz added.

"You already got it?"

(Y/N) asked.

"I do read different genres from time to time." Topaz admitted. "And his ass was rather fine."

"That's a teen, you know."

Jingyuan sweatdropped.

"...Do you know that just makes it better?"

Topaz asked.

"So many, naughty, forbidden r-18+ fantasies between a young man and older woman? That's only making it that much more enticing."

"And I'm not the only one in the room with those kinds of dirty thoughts."

She ratted out other mature women who looked away or whistled nonchalantly.

"And some of the girls here are not so innocent as well."

Well, she's got them there.

'Most definitely not mine!'

Trepidation in his very being, he slowly walked to a mirror.

"Ohhhhh, boy..."

Heizou slowly said.

"This may or may not be good."

And what he saw was mind blowing.

Instead of a male teenager, he saw.

"WHAT?" Someone said. "What did he see?"

(Raiden Shogun)

...The air was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

'Three...' Zero counted in his head. 'Two...one...'

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!?!?!?!?!?!?"

The scream was so powerful it shattered reality in several dimensions.

"And there it is."

Zero said.

"He's the Almighty Shogun!?" "What the hell!?" "What in the name of Celestia?!"

"Holy Shit!" "Oh, my Barbatos!!" "How the!?"

"Is that the truck power!?"

Mona screamed in shock.

"YEP!"

Zero nodded.

"Truck Kun, as well as his brethren, has the power to send people to other worlds!"

"Hoo Lee Sheet!"

You hear that?

"The sounds of despair at the loss of his balls?"

Itto asked.

*WHACK!!*

"Shut up Itto!"

Sara screamed.

"My ear!"

That is the sound of a very traumatized person screaming at their sudden gender change.

"That's...is going to be interesting to see."

Venti blinked.

This was new.

Zhongli had no idea what to say.

GI Ei was in shock that the puppet was suddenly being controlled by someone not her.

Yae Miko was suddenly reminded of a certain novel.

'It's like the live version of it!'

She realized as she started getting giddy at the thought of it.

Everyone else was just in shock.

The other gods/divines just blinked in befuddlement.

(And he will forever deny that he screamed like a girl)

"Too late."

Raiden Shogun clicked the tape recorder.

"Got it all on tape."

"That poor soul."

Ignika shook his head.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

While (Y/N) just laughed, and Shadow was just hiding his amusement.

And cursing the infamous Truck-Kun for screwing with his life.

"And we're stopping there and going back to our previously scheduled broadcasting."

Zero said as he looked at the crowd in amusement.

"Wait!" Sara shouted. "What about the Almighty Shogun!?"

"Yeah!"

Someone shouted as they snapped out of their stupor.

"What about out Archon!?" "What'll happen to her?!" "Lucky bastard!" "Yeah, why did he get to possess her?!"

"Don't worry."

Zero raised his hands as he explained, quieting the crowd.

"Your Archon is still fine. The body he's possessing is not the Electro Archon body."

?!?!

"What do you mean it's not!?"

Many Inazumens shouted in shock.

"She discarded her original body 500 years ago at the time of the Cataclysm."

Ei answered as she explained what her counterpart had done.

"To achieve the Eternity she desired, she created an artificial body that would act in her stead of ruling Inazuma."

!!

"After she accomplished the perfect creation, she transferred her mind into her sword, Musou Isshin and created the Plane of Euthymia. All this to achieve that Eternity that she sought for so long."

"...Then!"

Kokomi suddenly said.

"Don't think it'll be easy." Raiden munched on a dango. "Mother is incredibly stubborn, and it took father almost forever to change her mind. Do you think that her counterpart is going to be easy to change? She's aware of what goes on...for the most part, she only cares if it concerns Eternity and the like."

"Changing her mind won't be an easy thing to do."

(Does it bother anyone at how quickly she changed her mind in the game? I felt that Yae Miko sort of stole the spotlight when we were fighting her. I mean yes, Traveler was empowered by the ambitions of many, but only because Yae interfered. And then she does the Talk-no-Jutsu and bam! Ei changes her tune)

"...Oh..."

Kokomi said sadly.

"Will we ever get back to watching this world?"

Furina asked.

"It's kind of interesting to see what happens next."

"Perhaps."

Zero nodded.

"But we'll see."

"Now, we should see the next part of the Liyue Arc!"

Done!

Full Title:

That One Time I Got Reincarnated As The Raiden Shogun

Could have been better, but I still have a shift today, so I'll end it here.

Hope you guys like this little oneshot (I actually had this little oneshot made quite a while ago but never felt the need to post it. But I felt a little bit bad that I haven't updated this book in a while.) and I'll see you all later.

Have a happy Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!