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→ Mingi🍋 has added 7 people to the groupchat.

Mingi🍋:
I swear to god

Yunho🍊:
Oh no what's this

San🦑:
Ah shit here we go

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
???? Why

San🦑:
Sup Hongjoong

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Hey San! why am I here ☺️

San🦑:
Tbh you never know with this one

Jongho🍏:
O god what is all of this

Yeosang🙈:
Ummm
What in the hell...

San🦑:
Pls don't ask me I don't know

Seonghwa🦋:
Whatever it is, I didn't do it

Mingi🍋:
Waiting for one person to see this

Jongho🍏:
Who isn't here yet??

San🦑:
Wooyoung isn't here yet
😳👉🏻👈🏻

Mi Amor❤️:
HUH??

Yeosang🙈:
Well here he is

Mi Amor❤️:
Wtf is happening 😍

Mingi🍋:
Ok!
Now that we're all here I have to ask

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
God what's it gonna be

Mingi🍋:
Which one of you motherfuckers

Seonghwa🦋:
Wasn't me

Mingi🍋:
Threw away a goddamn
Opened fucking durex condom wrapper
In my trash can 

Yunho🍊:
LMAO WHAT

Jongho🍏:
Bruh who would've...

San🦑:
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT??? PUT IT IN THE KITCHEN SINK??
THROW IT INTO THE POOL?????

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
aKSJAKSAJ SAN WHAT

Yeosang🙈:
uHhhh Choi San got some explaining to do...

Mingi🍋:
Ah, so it was
Y O U

San🦑:
🤭 um

Yunho🍊:
Hahaha San's in trouble

Mingi🍋:
YOU are the reason my moms came home this morning and saw it and gave me an hour long lecture about having safe sex
DO U KNOW HOW STRESSED I WAS
ME??? GETTING THE SAFE SEX TALK??? ME?????

San🦑:
At least they believe you were protected 😎

Mingi🍋:
I am going to kill you

San🦑:
Smh if u think about it I did u a favor
Free sex ed

Mingi🍋:
I am so distraught I can't even bother to ask what you possibly could have been doing to require one of those much less throw it away

Mi Amor❤️:
Doing me lmfao

San🦑:
WOOYOUNG AJSJAJSKAJS
YOUREALTKFKFJ 😭👊🏻👊🏻

Yeosang🙈:
Damnn gET IT SANNN🤪🥴

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
SHITT Woo finally joined our non virgin club

Seonghwa🦋:
Wooyoung how was the dick game thooo

Jongho🍏:
YEAH we need the rating

San🦑:
I am right here

Mi Amor❤️:
It was 🤤🤤
11/10 rating

San🦑:
Oh my god

Yunho🍊:
Big F in the chat for Wooyoung who will have to deal with only getting San dick for the rest of his life

San🦑:
HEY
BITCH

Mingi🍋:
Holy fuck thank god I'm not Wooyoung 😫😫

Yeosang🙈:
Oh my god... RIP Wooyoung

Jongho🍏:
Save Wooyoung from this fate

San🦑:
All of u are uninvited to the wedding

Yunho🍊:
There's not even a wedding happening how can u uninvite me

San🦑:
Shut up let me fantasize

Yunho🍊:
You fuckin fantasize about marrying wooyoung

San🦑:
Y-yeah.....

Seonghwa🦋:
Oh god don't let Wooyoung see this he'll lose his mind

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
You still have time to delete this before Armageddon happens

Mi Amor❤️:

Jongho🍏:
We were too late fuck

Mi Amor❤️:

Seonghwa🦋:
Oh god someone make him stop

Mingi🍋:
Fuck San do something save us

San🦑:
No why me

Seonghwa🦋:
You're the only one he'll listen to please I can feel him getting more memes

San🦑:
You say that as if I have any interest in stopping him

→ Mingi🍋 has removed Mi Amor❤️ from the groupchat.

San🦑:
WOW
Suddenly this group chat is boring asf
Bring him back

Yeosang🙈:
Finally... peace in this chat

San🦑:
Mingi I will cut your fucking toes off bring him back

Mingi🍋:
Anyway guys so who wants to go get coffee & ice cream this wednesday

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
I'm down

Jongho🍏:
What time???

Yunho🍊:
Yeah I'll probably be free lmao

Mingi🍋:
Nice ok cool

San🦑:
Mingi I will come to ur house and put you on the FBI's top 25 scariest unsolved disappearances list

Mingi🍋:
Wow! What a party pooper
Anyway jokes on u San I'm not even at my house

San🦑:
Ugh fine I'll come to Yunho's* house and
Rearrange your internal organs
In a non sexual way

Yunho🍊:
Mingi isn't at my house tho...

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Oh he's here at my place

San🦑:
Ahh I see Mingi is branching out finally

Yeosang🙈:
Smh and they didn't even invite me?
Could've been a lit threesome 😩

Seonghwa🦋:
Sang NO

Yeosang🙈:
OOPS

Mingi🍋:
Should've invited Wooyoung to the threesome shitt

San🦑:
No
Don't even think abt it

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Guys I'm just teaching him to bake chill outttt

San🦑:
... to bake what

Mingi🍋:
Cookies you sick fuck

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Look at these bad boys

Jongho🍏:
Sighhh
That looks fun I'm so bored

San🦑:
OOOH YUM ikr
Hey Jongho do u wanna come over man

Yeosang🙈:
Yet again I'm not invited
When will the world accept me

Seonghwa🦋:
Yeosang do u wanna umm 👀

Yeosang🙈:
O h
I'll be there in 20 minutes 😳

San🦑:
What the fuck just
I-
HHHHH MINGI ADD WOOYOUNG BACK IM LONELY

Mingi🍋:
No ❤️

San🦑:
PLEASEEE

Yunho🍊:
Oh u think YOU'RE lonely??
I'm gonna cry no one will come over and cuddle me

Jongho🍏:
If ur that desperate I can, Yunho

Yunho🍊:
ughhh it's not him but it'll do,,
Come over jongho I'll buy us some instant ramen we can chill out

Jongho🍏:
RAMEN AND CHILL??
Oh heLL NO

Yunho🍊:
I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY STFU

San🦑:
Who the hell is him

Yunho🍊:
Mingki 😞 he's better than all of you at cuddling

San🦑:
Well maybe if u weren't so fucking huge
Actually
Wait
@ Mingi🍋 get in here

Mingi🍋:
What
Oh
...,,,,,
Uhhhh Yunho if u want I'll be free in like an hour

Yunho🍊:
God please come over I am so touch starved holy fuck oh my god why a whole hour

Jongho🍏:
What about me wtf 🗿

San🦑:
You'll get used to it Jongho

Yunho🍊:
Whoever comes over I will literally suck your dick idc
PleasEEE I just need a fucking hUGG

Jongho🍏:
Now how the hell you gonna suck something that doesn't exist yet

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Yo who's offering free head?

Mingi🍋:
[fucking sprints to yunho's house]
wait brb I'm gonna take the cookies off the tray

San🦑:
Hey Joongie

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Yeah?

San🦑:
Do me a favor and add
+82 xxx-xxxx-xxx
To this gc on Mingi's phone

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Umm okay

→ Mingi🍋 has added Mi Amor❤️ to the groupchat.

San🦑:
aHAHA
I GOT EM

Mingi🍋:
oh fuck I shouldn't have let my guard down

Mi Amor❤️:
Mingi you asshole what the fuck
What have I missed

San🦑:
Mingjoong are bakers now
God knows what Hwa & Sang are doing
Yunho's giving out free head
And Jongho is probably having a moment rn

Mi Amor❤️:
Amazing
Btw San do u wanna go out with me tdhsysh

San🦑:
We are already together, actually!😃

Mi Amor❤️:
TODAY*
out with me today

San🦑:
OH the way I thought that was a keysmash
But hell yes
Where do u wanna go

Mi Amor❤️:
There's this uhh
Donut shop near my house
Couples get 50% off this weekend

San🦑:
Hot damn what a deal
What are we waiting for

Mi Amor❤️:
Make it a date night
Donuts are 50% off and my clothes are 100% off

San🦑:
Hey
Come over rn baby
no reason

Mi Amor❤️:
Hehehhehehehhe ok

Mingi🍋:
Bitch I am STILL here

San🦑:
Ok and?

Mingi🍋:
I did nOT birth this chat just to sit here and suffer through woosan dirty talk

San🦑:
Dirty talk??? Oh bitch this is
n o t h i n g
You got no iDEAA

Yunho🍊:
Why did you interrupt we were getting to the good part

Mi Amor❤️:
[Audio Message 00:26]

San🦑:
...
oh my god
oh my  g o d
Unsend tHAT AJSJSJSJAAAH

Mi Amor❤️:
wHY

San🦑:
private msg that shit to me instead... oh lord 🥴

Mingi🍋:
Never have I been so terrified of listening to an audio message

San🦑:
Don't listen to it I'll kill you

Mingi🍋:
Damn okay possessive much? Now I wanna hear it

Mi Amor❤️:
Too late I unsent it 😇

San🦑:
Mmm good ❤️

Yunho🍊:
I listened to about 2 seconds of that and dipped
I regret not finishing it now

Jongho🍏:
I am so glad I just missed that

Mi Amor❤️:
Ah wait fuck actually
San imma need u to come over here instead
I need u to help me move some shit

San🦑:
Aight I'll b there
What are we movin

Mi Amor❤️:
Dresser
It's kinda annoying where it is now so I'm gonna move it
Better to do it while my moms not in town because she'll get worried about me moving heavy stuff

San🦑:
AKDHAKS cuteee I love ur mom

Mi Amor❤️:
No I love ur mom
and dad actually

Mingi🍋:
San's parents are the fuckin bomb
Chillest people ever

Yunho🍊:
^^^
San do u remember a couple years ago when your parents came home and found us drawing a pentagram on the floor

San🦑:
YESSS omg throwback
And my dad was like "damn why didn't u tell us so we could join"

Mi Amor❤️:
I'm sorry you were drawing WHAT

San🦑:
Babe we were like 14 and weirdly into the occult don't ask

Mingi🍋:
Yeah it was my idea bc I saw someone doing it on YouTube and thought hmm
Looks fun!

San🦑:
Yeah and I thought Mingi was cool back then so I went with it

Mingi🍋:
"Thought"
"Back then"

Joong🧚🏻‍♀️:
Mingi I'm done frosting the cookies come try one

San🦑:
Oh so tHAT's where Hongjoong was
Now where's Jongho

Jongho🍏:
I'm gonna take a nap bye
Can't stand it here

San🦑:
AKDJAKS BYE

Mi Amor❤️:
Yeosang and Hwa must b dead

San🦑:
Yeah that's one way of saying it...
I'm coming over rn btw I just left my house

Mi Amor❤️:
Ughh king shit

Mingi🍋:
Bye hoes lmao I'm going over to Yunho's

San🦑:
Heheheh have fun Mingi

Mingi🍋:
Shut up
Blocked

San🦑:
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Mi Amor❤️:
Bye hoes I'm out
See u when u get here San

San🦑:
Yeehaw
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