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Mingi🍋:
Guys I'm bored wyd

San 🦑:
I'm doing updog rn

Mingi🍋:
San do you really think I'm dumb enough to...

Yunho🍊:
What's updog ?

San 🦑:
N....
Not much.... wbu

Yunho🍊:
...
I'm leaving this damn chat

San 🦑:
Do it coward
#YunhoLeaveTheGcChallenge

Mingi🍋:
Yunho while ur off being mad at San can u grab me some Pringles

San 🦑:
Lmao he's at your house??
He came to the party early 🗿

Mingi🍋:
ahahahaha NO
I'm actually at his house thanks x

San 🦑:
Wow ok very different Mingi

Mingi🍋:
Anyway tho like San what are u actually doing rn
You wanna ft and watch some YouTube?

San 🦑:
Umm no
I'm watching a movie with my hot boyfriend gtfo

Mingi🍋:
Okay damn I see how it is... 😞
No time for Mingi anymore... I get it 😖

San 🦑:
aSJAHJDHA NO
Stop guilt tripping me smh I'm literally going to ur house in like a day

Mingi🍋:
Send blackmail pics of Wooyoung at least

San 🦑:
I-
Why would I do that

Mingi🍋:
Please come on dude
I'm ur best friend on god do me a favor
Dude

San 🦑:
Dude we're watching brokeback mountain pls don't interrupt

Mingi🍋:
YOU'RE WATCJING B-
Heh
Hey San... u know....

San 🦑:
O god what

Mingi🍋:
Considering you ARE mountain...
You tryna tell Wooyoung sumn with that movie choice? 😏

San 🦑:
Eye-
You did NOT just say that

Mingi🍋:
Sounds like I was right 🥳

San 🦑:
On god.......
Mingi he already knows we gon fuck why would I be so cryptic🥴

Mingi🍋:
Your confidence is amazing yet I wonder how you'd act if Wooyoung were here...

San 🦑:
Oh no
...
MINGI NONONO WAIT
WAIITRT I TAKE IT NBACK

→ Mi Amor ❤️ has been added to the chat
(+82 xxx-xxxx-xxx)

San 🦑:
OU NO
Wait lmao I forgot I changed his contact name to that

Mingi🍋:
?? My contact for him just says "Wooyoung" tf is yours

San 🦑:
I'm not telling u that 😳

Mi Amor❤️:
What the hell is this

San 🦑:
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Mi Amor❤️:
Brb after I read this chat history bc he's def panicking over something he said

San 🦑:
NOO IM NOT WYM :)
I ain't say anything ✌🏻

Mingi🍋:
Goodbye San!
It was nice knowing u

San 🦑:
Stfu I hate it here

Mi Amor❤️:
M i n g i
Why'd your het ass want pictures of m e

San 🦑:
He didn't even focus on what I said
Love is real

Mingi🍋:
I'm not even he...
On second thought I will also be leaving this gc

Mi Amor❤️:
San why would I care about you stating inevitable facts 🥰

San 🦑:
I.....
Ur so hot come here rn I'll kiss u

Mi Amor❤️:
I'm literally on your lap how can I 'come here' 💀

San 🦑:
Figure out a way darling

Mingi🍋:
Lord why did I add him to this gc
I should've known y'all would get all uwu crushy babie pwincess cuddles within two seconds

San 🦑:
sHUT UPPP
Ur just jealous smh 🥱

Mi Amor❤️:
Yeah smh
He wants what we have

Mingi🍋:
The only thing of yours that I want is your silence

Mi Amor❤️:
Well DAMN

San 🦑:
You also want his blackmail pics but I guess we're not discussing that :/

Mingi🍋:
Ok u know what?
@ Wooyoung do you got any San blackmail pics

Mi Amor❤️:
Yeah like a million why

San 🦑:
WOO-

Mingi🍋:
What do u want me to buy for u in exchange for San pics

Mi Amor❤️:
Hmm
$50 amazon gift card

Mingi🍋:
Done deal 🤝

Mi Amor❤️:
🤝

San 🦑:
I hate both of y—

Mi Amor❤️:
Say it I dare u
You can't
U know it's a lie

San 🦑:
hhhhhh
fine
I hate Mingi

Mingi🍋:
Understandable really

Mi Amor❤️:
And me?

San 🦑:
Don make me say that shit

Mi Amor❤️:
Say it

San 🦑:
HHHHh fine
i;;;
ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵒʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ

Mi Amor❤️:
:')

Mingi🍋:
Y'all gROSS

San 🦑:
If u don't shut up I'll start sending Mingi pics in chat

Mingi🍋:
Do it coward
I look cute as fuck

Mi Amor❤️:
His confidence...

San 🦑:

Mingi🍋:
Ah fuck he really sent it
Well
Let's see how you like it

San 🦑:
I- HUH

Mingi🍋:

Mi Amor❤️:
hEY that's me tf did I do

Mingi🍋:
Nothing but it'll work great on San

San 🦑:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hesss sso ccutteee 🥺😍
Where'd you get that >:(

Mi Amor❤️:
Yeah where'd you get that (2)
The fuck

Mingi🍋:
I looked thru your tagged insta posts

Mi Amor❤️:
I-
Why were you doing that...

San 🦑:
Yeah I've totally never done that before 😳

Mi Amor❤️:
SAN

Mingi🍋:
AYEE
Me 🤝 San
Stalking Wooyoung

San 🦑:
☺️💕

Mi Amor❤️:
Leaving the chat bye guys

Yunho🍊:
Lmao it really be like that Wooyoung

San 🦑:
AKSJSKA Yunho's still here

Yunho🍊:
Yeah 💔

Mingi🍋:
Ah shit now that Yunho's back
You wanna tell them abt the change of party plans?

San 🦑:
You changed them AGAIN

Mi Amor❤️:
Istg this man...

Yunho🍊:
Yeah so my friend Jongho is coming and he's bringing someone else

San 🦑:
...
You mean Wooyoung's friend Jongho

Mi Amor❤️:
You mean MY friend Jongho?
Ah shit San our minds

San 🦑:
OUR MINDS
Me & Woo share one brain 🥰

Yunho🍊:
DUDE I always forget he's your friend
He's bringing your other friend, what's his name?? The short one

San 🦑:
THE SHORT ONE

Mi Amor❤️:
AHJSLSJS HONGJOONG ?

Yunho🍊:
YEAHH HIM

San 🦑:
Damn we really got the whOLE family out here today

Mingi🍋:
So like the full list of who's coming is:
Me, Yunho, Woosan, Seonghwa, Yeosang, Hongjoong, & Jongho

Yunho🍊:
^^

San 🦑:
...he counted us as one entity
@ Wooyoung

Mi Amor❤️:
i mean did he lie

San 🦑:
You right he didn't

Mingi🍋:
So like yeah
ALSO
Everyone except for Woosan have said they're staying the night at my house
You guys up for it??

San 🦑:
I mean... yeah sure

Mi Amor❤️:
Ofc sounds great

Mingi🍋:
Cool I'll tell my moms
BUT
On god don't even tHINK about making a baby under my goddamn roof

Mi Amor❤️:
LMAOO WHY HE SAY IT LIKE THAT 😭

San 🦑:
I—
On second thought maybe I won't stay over 💔

Mi Amor❤️:
AJDHDKD SANNN

Mingi🍋:
DEADASS
You can have your way with each other ANY other night of the 365 days per year
Give me PEACE

San 🦑:
Mingi what do you think we dO IN OUR SPARE TIME

Mingi🍋:
Honestly?? I don't wanna know

Mi Amor❤️:
Mingi;;; we just,,, like,???

Mingi🍋:
Shut up I said I don't wanna know
ANYWAY
I didn't even get around to discussing the plans

Mi Amor❤️:

He didn't even let me finish...

San 🦑:
AABAHAHA
Aww my poor baby 😩

Mi Amor❤️:
Ah my love... I am so wounded 🤧

Mingi🍋:
Thank fucking god I'm on the ace spectrum 😫🙏🏻
Don't have to deal with y'all shit

San 🦑:
STFU MINGI
Unless your ass is aromantic too don't come in here with that shit

Mingi🍋:
What if I aM huH 👀

Mi Amor❤️:
Oh shut your pan ass up you act like you ain't told me that shit

San 🦑:
SMH a hypocrite...
#SONGMINGIISOVERPARTY

Mi Amor❤️:
#SONGMINGIISOVERPARTY
My gay ass can't handle this hoe

San 🦑:
My gay ass can't handle this hoe either

Yunho🍊:
Guys I'm bisexual aND lonely

San 🦑:
WE KNOW

Mingi🍋:
WE KNOW

Mi Amor❤️:
WE KNOW

Yunho🍊:
WOW thanks for the support guys 😚

San 🦑:
You're welcome 😇

Mingi🍋:
A N Y W A Y !!
The plans for tomorrow
Everyone come over at like 12-1pm
I'll order some food but feel free to bring stuff

San 🦑:
Amazing plan Mingi thanks

Mingi🍋:
Ok so San is uninvited !
Then after that we can swim for a few hours or do whatever

San 🦑:
ALDJSOS PLEASE MINGI IM SORRY

Yunho🍊:
Smh I'll explain
After we swim I brought a few board games so we can play those! I got twister and monopoly and shit,,
ALSO I'm not saying there'll be vodka but like there might be vodka

San 🦑:
I—
Who the fuck out of us is old enough to buy alcohol

Yunho🍊:
:)
Don't worry about it
I just need to know who's drinking so I can estimate how much to bring

Mi Amor❤️:
I'm out, I can't handle alcohol
one sip and I die

San 🦑:
I'm fine with it but
I'll stay sober for Wooyoung💞💘

Mi Amor❤️:
Omg 🥺 you wouldn't

San 🦑:
I would 😚

Yunho🍊:
disgustingly in love...

Mingi🍋:
I  k n o w  right...

Yunho🍊:
Mingi... how long have they been dating now...?

Mingi🍋:
I don't know... couple of months...?

Yunho🍊:
why don't they hate each other yet... kinda weird....

Mingi🍋:
ikr...? how's the honeymoon phase still going on... they okay....?

San 🦑:
We're literally right here

Mi Amor❤️:
why are they...typing...like this...?

San 🦑:
I think they're trying to whisper

Yunho🍊:
mingi... you hear sumn...?

Mingi🍋:
yeah...? idk what that is....

San 🦑:
Just dm each other for fuck's sake 😍

Mi Amor❤️:
I need to pee
San pause the movie I'll be right back

Mingi🍋:
Wooyoung send pics

Mi Amor❤️:
What the fuck ☺️

San 🦑:
How do I kick Mingi out of his own groupchat
He gettin a lil tOO comfortable with my man...

Mingi🍋:
Shut up
My best friend's boyfriend is like my boyfriend in law

San 🦑:
"Boyfriend in law" hell no get outta here with that shit 👎🏻

Yunho🍊:
MINGI my mom's calling from downstairs can u go see wtf she wants

Mingi🍋:
No you do it

Yunho🍊:
No you

Mingi🍋:
No
she's your mom

Yunho🍊:
And?

Mingi🍋:
No

San 🦑:
They clown us for being sweet and yet bicker like a couple on their 60th anniversary 😪

Mi Amor❤️:
Pitiful...
San let's log off we don't need this negativity in our home

San 🦑:
Agreed...
Goodnight guys
Me and l'amour de ma vie will see you tomorrow

Mingi🍋:
you and the fucking what

Yunho🍊:
it means love of his life in french 🥱

Mingi🍋:
They actually leFT AHAHAJA

Yunho🍊:
Unfortunate
Mingi you wanna play Uno

Mingi🍋:
Yeah okay
Let's go then yEET

Yunho🍊:
👍🏻

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