_
Messages

young.blood
hey sexy

kq_genie
oh shit he messaged me on here
Henlo hottie ;)

young.blood
I hate you sm lmaooo
Still in disbelief

kq_genie
In disbelief that u have a sexy ass boyfriend bc thayd whjat I flole

young.blood
????
San get help please turn on autocorrect

kq_genie
bc that's what I feel*
I'm tired lmao

young.blood
Go to bed then wKSJSJ

kq_genie
why would I go to bed when I can talk to you 💗💖💫💗💘✨

young.blood
...
Go to [my] bed then wKSJSJ

kq_genie
now THAT is an offer I can get behind

young.blood
won't b the only thing u get behind... 🥴

kq_genie
I'm gonna scream
Don't do this to me

young.blood
I ain't doin anything to u
Ur the one who's gonna be doing m,,,,

kq_genie
WOOYOUNG ASJSJ

young.blood
hHSJJS PLEASEE
it's like 2am let me be horny for my own boyfriend

kq_genie
please please please
stop speaking
You are,,, an ant bait
And I am a mere ant, tempted by the sweet scent of the poison

young.blood
Okay Shakespeare, come over

kq_genie
You are an unassuming box,
I am Pandora, tempted by the treasures within

young.blood
Jfc
Didn't Pandora's box like kill everyone or some shit

kq_genie
no???
it just released like plague n evil and etc. on the world

young.blood
Same difference
Anyway what does this have to do with me tryna canoodle you

kq_genie
With you tryna WHAT me

young.blood
Canoodle
I'll canoodle you

kq_genie
Brb googling what that means
...
.....
Oh my g o d

young.blood
yes exactly
Now shut up and come over and snog me to death

kq_genie
.
hey wooyoung?

young.blood
yes?

kq_genie
Never say that again ☺️

young.blood
Maybe I'd shut up if you'd hurry over and buss me ;)

kq_genie
b u s s —
Gonna go into incognito mode to google that one 🗿

young.blood
nO it doesn't mean anything baD AJSH
It means the same thing as osculate !
As in 'If Choi San doesn't osculate me within the next hour I'll riot' :)

kq_genie
oscu-fucking-late
Where are you getting all these damn wORDS from
I'm married to a whole dictionary 🗿🗿

young.blood
you're m-
Omg stfu rn 🥺🥺
I'll kiss u wtf shut up

kq_genie
his duality 😩❤️

young.blood
That's just how I roll, babeY

kq_genie
Put that shit in reverse then lmaoo

young.blood
SAN AAHAHS
Wait I was gonna ask u sumn and I just remembered what it is

kq_genie
y e a h ?

young.blood
did you
did you um
uh maybe
like possibly by chance
happen to uHh

kq_genie
I believe in you
You'll get there

young.blood
shut up lmaO
Did you ever talk to Mingi about going to his house over the weekend

kq_genie
???
You mean like to swim?
Yeah he invited me
Wait how do YOU know about that

young.blood
he's my friend now too >:(
Nah but he texted me to invite me over bc he said some plans changed

kq_genie
Um what??
What plans??? Mingi wtf

young.blood
when ur bf doesn't want u at his friends' pool hangout 😔

kq_genie
aAAAH no shhh of course I want u there
My bouncing baby boy how could I not

young.blood
you disgust me 🤢

kq_genie
you disgust me more dw
But!
I was more saying that because Mingi's weird ass always be up to some shit

young.blood
Honestly tho
Like he even invited Seonghwa!
I was like WHO!? Since when tf does Mingi know my main hoe

kq_genie
I thought I was ur main hoe 😢

young.blood
listen.
There are some things which you have seen.
Which I hope Seonghwa never sees in his whole life.

kq_genie
👁👅👁👍🏻

young.blood
That is a HORRIBLE response
Thank you so much

kq_genie
Ur so welcome

young.blood
Back to the mf topic
Seonghwa told me he's gonna bring Yeosang to the swim party so like ???????

kq_genie
HE'S BRINGING Y E O -
Oh my god
I don't know whether to be excited or scared ???
Wtf is Mingi even doing, wayament

young.blood
I DONT KNOWW
He said some shit about it being a Gays Only Event
Apparently Yeosang is excited to see you so at least there's that

kq_genie
Holy fuck
Wait a minute.
"Gays Only Event" and Hwa is bringing Yeosang-
I'm gonna SCREAM ? HE'S ACTUALLY GAY?

young.blood
DID YOU NOT KNOW ?

kq_genie
No wtf wtf
To be fair if he knows I'm dating you he probably had the same reaction

young.blood
It really do be like this.
But yeah so the full list of people attending is uHh
Me, you, Yunho, Mingi, Yeosang, Seonghwa !

kq_genie
Good group honestly
Time to tell Yeosang I still have one of his pens he left in my room 5 years ago

young.blood
Imagine knowing San five years ago
Lucky bastard

kq_genie
Hell nah
You did NOT want to know me in middle school
My annoying gay denial ass would've driven you crazy

young.blood
you drive me crazy anyway 🤩

kq_genie
...
Was that supposed to be romantic or an insult

young.blood
Interpret it however you want

kq_genie
I'm-
No words luv...
No thoughts head empty

young.blood
MANY thoughts
Head FULL

kq_genie
Oh this reminds me
I was gonna say sumn earlier

young.blood
Spill

kq_genie
My mom noticed our rings 🤡
She seemed quite pleased ngl

young.blood
Yeah ur mom likes me wbk
A woman of TASTE

kq_genie
When we get married she's gonna be having the time of her life lmaO

young.blood
"When"

kq_genie
aHAHSHSH WOO
It's your fault

young.blood
I-
Wtf u mean it's my fault
WHAT is my fault
The marriage??1??1?1?1?

kq_genie
YEAH like damn
You really just had to dm a shitty advice blog inevitably leading to me meeting the love of my life??? The audacity.

young.blood
Ur so right I should have honestly just
Kept creepily watching u in class
That would have worked out well! 👍🏻

kq_genie
HONESTLY
so funny looking back at it
U were so scared to approach me and my gay ass was like 🤩

young.blood
YEAH but can we talk about my braincells
I really unknowingly fell for the one guy in class who was gay
A psychic! A magician!

kq_genie
He sensed the future
Wooyoung seeing San for the first time in class: Oh shit I can already envision our 2 bed 2 bath house

young.blood
I mean ur not wrong but that's less a vision and more fantasizing
But still!
The coincidence. Amazing.

kq_genie
Fate really blessed my ass
I must have done some GOOD SHIT in a past life

young.blood
No me wtf
I must have like cured the plague or sumn
The amount of things that had to align is astounding aHAHS
Like imagine if u had never made genie in the first place

kq_genie
Oh god 🤢
Don't even say that

young.blood
I said it.
You would be Wooyoung-less
So tragic 😪

kq_genie
Wooyoung-less?
Why even live then

young.blood
AAAEHDH SAN shut up
Ah shit wait I'll be back in like one minute

kq_genie
???
Alright bb you okay?

young.blood
Yeah shhhh
My dad says he wants to talk to me
So scary lmao

kq_genie
tell him ur boyfriend says hi 😩

young.blood
haha the woRST idea ever thanks
Ah fuck he came into my room

kq_genie
Ur dad gonna say
'Y/n, I've sold you to One Direction to support my crack addiction'

young.blood
SHUT UP NOOO
He doesn't seem to mind me texting rn but he's saying sumn

kq_genie
Ah yes the Jung family tea.
So glad to be here to witness it

young.blood
He says that my mom is gonna be visiting my aunt this weekend
Same date as Mingi's swim party lmao

kq_genie
That's nice

young.blood
Ah fuck that means it'll just be me & my dad in the house tho
😰😰

kq_genie
My heart goes out to you
Good luck

young.blood
Wait he's sayin something else
....

kq_genie
???

young.blood
I'm SCREAMIN lMANDNSN

kq_genie
???
WHAT HE SAY?

young.blood
He just told me that there's no way in hell I'm allowed to invite you over that day fuCK AHAHA

kq_genie
I
MY GOD??
What is the REASON
Mr. Jung please... please sir allow me to be near your son
Does he even know ????

young.blood
I swear to god I never told him
I just asked him why 🗿
do I have a death wish? Maybe

kq_genie
Can't wait for this reason
It better be good

young.blood
I
I'm
He
Okay so he DOESN'T know we're dating

kq_genie
...
Then what is the REASON

young.blood
He says he doesn't want me to make any decisions I'll regret 🗿
He can tell I like you
byE lmaoo

kq_genie
KSKSKDK
Oh the poor soul
He has no idea...

young.blood
fJSHDISJ
HE JUST ASKED WHY IM LAUGJING AHSHSH

kq_genie
YOU'RE DEAD OH NO
WKDHSJSJ

young.blood
O fuck he just asked who I'm texting
This is my punishment

kq_genie
😳😳
Tread carefully, soldier

young.blood
Apparently "no one" wasn't the right answer oOPS

kq_genie
HHH WHY

young.blood
HE JNOWS ITS YOU FUCKEID
Never seen a man look more disappointed

kq_genie
Okay bet

young.blood
...
hey baby I might need a favor 🤡

kq_genie
y e s ?

young.blood
This man just said the only reason he hasn't done shit about us is because my mom is here—
SO ANYWAY guess who will be staying at your house over the weekend!
I am afraid! 😂✊

kq_genie
I-
THE EMOJISBD
but also OKAY

young.blood
Thank you king

kq_genie
You want me to come get you or what?

young.blood
Nah I'm going to Mingi's anyway
I'll just go home with u after 😳

kq_genie
😳😳
Sounds like a plan to me

young.blood
Deadass gonna start packing my bags rn haHa
I practically live at your house at this point

kq_genie
Wish you did 😔

young.blood
Damn me too 😔✊
But like hey
I'll talk to u in a little while okay??
My dad just left and I need to go run and grab something to eat for dinner 😭

kq_genie
Ah yes of course
Go eat pls

young.blood
Bye bye lmaOo

kq_genie
Byeahh
I lov you :(

young.blood
I love you too aaHshsks
Peace out bitch ✌🏻

kq_genie
✌🏻❤️❤️
Read

_