Let's Make a Deal
Everyone (Except Joe) was Eating Breakfast In The Morning.
Joe: Nawwwww REALLY? When the Fuck ELSE do you eat breakfast?
Knock off that fucking attitude.
Joe Walks Out of his Room.
Raheem: Hey Bro. Hungry?
Joe Ignores it & Immediately Goes Outside.
Everyone: ..............
Rhea: I'm sorry Raheem. I know what that's like.
She gives Raheem a Nice Hug.
Raheem: Don't worry about him yet. This is just his typical attitude.
Aria: I don't think I've ever seen Joe with Such..... Regret and Emotion.... Ever. Usually he's just like (Joe impression) I-I-I'm gonna do this Bad Thing to you. (Normal Voice) or some shit like that.
Rhea: Yeah. I guess he believes he really did fail us... But this wasn't his fault. He didn't see this coming, none of us did.
Outside....
Joe Was Silent in Kitt.
Kitt: Joe if you're still mad at least SAY Something. This is the most silent you've been since kindergarten.
Joe: How do you know my kindergarten?
Kitt: Ask Harley.
Joe: of Course.
The other 3 got inside.
Raheem: Bro are you doing ok?
Joe stayed silent.
Rhea: .... Joe?
Aria: Joe Is this about yest-
Joe Gave all 3 of them Intensely Pissed off looks.
Aria: Nevermind.
College....
Anoai: Where's Joe?
Rhea: He's... Not feeling well right now....
Angel: Yeah he isn't.
But in Reality, Joe was actually heading towards the basement.
Guard: Sorry, no entry allowed.
Joe immediately kicks the head of the guard and walks in anyway.
He Walks in and Sees Xavier, Nicole AND The Master all standing there.
Joe: ohh so you guys ARE smart?
Nicole: What Are YOU doing here?
Xavier: Weren't you Fired?
Joe: Fired?! You can't Fire Me! I Quit! 😂😂😂
Master: Enough with The Jokes Joe! I already showed you what would happen if you fight me again.
Joe: oh I'm not here to fight.... Yet. I'm here to make a deal.
Master: You Still have some balls kid. What KIND of deal?
Joe: All of us know this is only gonna end 1 of 2 ways. Either YOU Die, or I do.
Master: So you've learned that much huh?
Joe: So I... Have an idea. How about a 4 on 4 Match?
Master: Woah! Seriously?
Joe: YOU, Nicole, Xavier, and Whatever 5 dollar prostitute you can find..... BESIDES Nicole.
Nicole: HEY!!
Joe: Vs. ME & My crew.
Master: I'm liking what I'm hearing.
Joe: And, if you agree to this, Hand to hand, power to power, Face to Face, not teleporting behind me or cloning yourself like a Pussy!
Master: Deal.
Joe: Great. Day 5?
Master: Yes.
Joe: Pleasure doing business.
Master: That IS of course if you can Make it till then.
Joe had a confused look on his face and Then a Bright Green Laser bursted through the wall and Joe Dodged it.
Bursting Through The Wall was a Car That is Very Similar to Kitt. However, he had a YELLOW scanner instead of Kitt's Red one & The bottom of him was painted Silver.
Joe: What The?!
???: I am The Knight Automated Roving Robot, The First in a Bold New Experiment. You May call me K.A.R.R.
Master: Karr.... Finish him.
Kitt (on Joe's Watch): Joe!
Karr: Damn! The Time isn't right Yet. But when next we meet, you WON'T escape.
Master: Joe you have one too?!
Joe: Yes I've been driving him here for 2 weeks now.
Karr: That is The Inferior Production Line copy.
Joe: I wasn't asking you. See you all on day 5.
Lunch...
Joe: GUYS WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!
Angel: What?
Joe: MOVE!!!
The 5 Friends All Rushed to Kitt.
Little did they know, Michelle also tagged along, seeing as Angel Brought her along.
Joe: What is Michelle Doing here?
Michelle: Rude.
Joe: No I mean, WHY are you here?
Michelle: because I want to know what's going on.
Joe: We're just going to a pizza party.
Kitt: You are the worst Liar Ever.
Michelle: ....... Did..... DID THE CAR JUST FUCKING TALK?!?!?
Joe: Now You're catching on.
Rhea: Michelle, I'm afraid we can't tell you all the details. I'm sorry....
Joe: I Can. But I'm not gonna sugar coat it. We're in a book about sci-fi teens.
Aria: What Are you talking about? What Book? And NONE of us are teens.
(A/N: unless you ARE one in real life. My first book I was 16)
Joe: Well that's the story!
Kitt: Can you say it in a way that Makes SENSE!
Joe: Fuck it. Kitt. Take over.
Joe: Look, Like it or not, now that you know about Us, now you're stuck with us until we win Against Xavier, Nicole and The Master.
Michelle: What?!
Joe: oh yeah, I forgot to mention A Possible prostitute they might hire on their team..... Unless Nicole Counts.
Aria: Wow. You have no chill huh?
Joe: no I do not.
Rhea: A Semi Truck is in The Way.
Joe Smirks.
Joe: Kitt... Wanna show off what else you can do?
Kitt: You Can't Be Serious.
Rhea: What?! What are you planning?!
Raheem: Bro?
Joe Pushes the button Marked "TURBO BOOST"
Kitt Jumped FOURTY FEET up and Jumped OVER the semi.
Aria: ..... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?
Kitt: Ta-da!!
Home....
Joe: Now that we're done Ripping off Knight Rider, which we will do Plenty more of this week, Time for dinner.
Michelle: So am I just supposed to ignore all of this shit?!
Raheem: Pretty much yeah.
Michelle: We WILL deal with this tomorrow.
Joe: Fine.
Rhea: I'm sorry
End of Chapter
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