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Let's Make a Deal

Everyone (Except Joe) was Eating Breakfast In The Morning.

Joe: Nawwwww REALLY? When the Fuck ELSE do you eat breakfast?

Knock off that fucking attitude.

Joe Walks Out of his Room.

Raheem: Hey Bro. Hungry?

Joe Ignores it & Immediately Goes Outside.

Everyone: ..............

Rhea: I'm sorry Raheem. I know what that's like.

She gives Raheem a Nice Hug.

Raheem: Don't worry about him yet. This is just his typical attitude.

Aria: I don't think I've ever seen Joe with Such..... Regret and Emotion.... Ever. Usually he's just like (Joe impression) I-I-I'm gonna do this Bad Thing to you. (Normal Voice) or some shit like that.

Rhea: Yeah. I guess he believes he really did fail us... But this wasn't his fault. He didn't see this coming, none of us did.

Outside....

Joe Was Silent in Kitt.

Kitt: Joe if you're still mad at least SAY Something. This is the most silent you've been since kindergarten.

Joe: How do you know my kindergarten?

Kitt: Ask Harley.

Joe: of Course.

The other 3 got inside.

Raheem: Bro are you doing ok?

Joe stayed silent.

Rhea: .... Joe?

Aria: Joe Is this about yest-

Joe Gave all 3 of them Intensely Pissed off looks.

Aria: Nevermind.

College....

Anoai: Where's Joe?

Rhea: He's... Not feeling well right now....

Angel: Yeah he isn't.

But in Reality, Joe was actually heading towards the basement.

Guard: Sorry, no entry allowed.

Joe immediately kicks the head of the guard and walks in anyway.

He Walks in and Sees Xavier, Nicole AND The Master all standing there.

Joe: ohh so you guys ARE smart?

Nicole: What Are YOU doing here?

Xavier: Weren't you Fired?

Joe: Fired?! You can't Fire Me! I Quit! 😂😂😂

Master: Enough with The Jokes Joe! I already showed you what would happen if you fight me again.

Joe: oh I'm not here to fight.... Yet. I'm here to make a deal.

Master: You Still have some balls kid. What KIND of deal?

Joe: All of us know this is only gonna end 1 of 2 ways. Either YOU Die, or I do.

Master: So you've learned that much huh?

Joe: So I... Have an idea. How about a 4 on 4 Match?

Master: Woah! Seriously?

Joe: YOU, Nicole, Xavier, and Whatever 5 dollar prostitute you can find..... BESIDES Nicole.

Nicole: HEY!!

Joe: Vs. ME & My crew.

Master: I'm liking what I'm hearing.

Joe: And, if you agree to this, Hand to hand, power to power, Face to Face, not teleporting behind me or cloning yourself like a Pussy!

Master: Deal.

Joe: Great. Day 5?

Master: Yes.

Joe: Pleasure doing business.

Master: That IS of course if you can Make it till then.

Joe had a confused look on his face and Then a Bright Green Laser bursted through the wall and Joe Dodged it.

Bursting Through The Wall was a Car That is Very Similar to Kitt. However, he had a YELLOW scanner instead of Kitt's Red one & The bottom of him was painted Silver.

Joe: What The?!

???: I am The Knight Automated Roving Robot, The First in a Bold New Experiment. You May call me K.A.R.R.

Master: Karr.... Finish him.

Kitt (on Joe's Watch): Joe!

Karr: Damn! The Time isn't right Yet. But when next we meet, you WON'T escape.

Master: Joe you have one too?!

Joe: Yes I've been driving him here for 2 weeks now.

Karr: That is The Inferior Production Line copy.

Joe: I wasn't asking you. See you all on day 5.

Lunch...

Joe: GUYS WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!

Angel: What?

Joe: MOVE!!!

The 5 Friends All Rushed to Kitt.

Little did they know, Michelle also tagged along, seeing as Angel Brought her along.

Joe: What is Michelle Doing here?

Michelle: Rude.

Joe: No I mean, WHY are you here?

Michelle: because I want to know what's going on.

Joe: We're just going to a pizza party.

Kitt: You are the worst Liar Ever.

Michelle: ....... Did..... DID THE CAR JUST FUCKING TALK?!?!?

Joe: Now You're catching on.

Rhea: Michelle, I'm afraid we can't tell you all the details. I'm sorry....

Joe: I Can. But I'm not gonna sugar coat it. We're in a book about sci-fi teens.

Aria: What Are you talking about? What Book? And NONE of us are teens.

(A/N: unless you ARE one in real life. My first book I was 16)

Joe: Well that's the story!

Kitt: Can you say it in a way that Makes SENSE!

Joe: Fuck it. Kitt. Take over.

Joe: Look, Like it or not, now that you know about Us, now you're stuck with us until we win Against Xavier, Nicole and The Master.

Michelle: What?!

Joe: oh yeah, I forgot to mention A Possible prostitute they might hire on their team..... Unless Nicole Counts.

Aria: Wow. You have no chill huh?

Joe: no I do not.

Rhea: A Semi Truck is in The Way.

Joe Smirks.

Joe: Kitt... Wanna show off what else you can do?

Kitt: You Can't Be Serious.

Rhea: What?! What are you planning?!

Raheem: Bro?

Joe Pushes the button Marked "TURBO BOOST"

Kitt Jumped FOURTY FEET up and Jumped OVER the semi.

Aria: ..... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?

Kitt: Ta-da!!

Home....

Joe: Now that we're done Ripping off Knight Rider, which we will do Plenty more of this week, Time for dinner.

Michelle: So am I just supposed to ignore all of this shit?!

Raheem: Pretty much yeah.

Michelle: We WILL deal with this tomorrow.

Joe: Fine.

Rhea: I'm sorry

End of Chapter

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