Can I Slap My Family?
I wanna cry
Like I can feel a lump in my throat
Okay so my dad was watching the "Hallelujah" for the first time right?
He saw Scott in the beginning and said something. I thought that maybe he said "fat"
So I said "Dad Scott isn't fat, he's just built and really tall"
And then my mom said "He said fag Sam."
My dad called Scott a faggot
I can't believe I actually just typed that, it makes me wanna cut my hands arm
THAT'S ONLY NUMBER ONE THOUGH
Then when it came to Mitch's part, my two sisters my mom AND my dad all said he looked like he was sick
I asked how and they said because of the bags under his eyes
So I was like "Those are genetic for him."
Then they were like "not tired sick, it looks like he has aids."
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW
OHHHH THERE'S MORE THOUGH
So at the CMAs or Grammys or some awards show, Pentatonix did a short bit of a cover of Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys, a retired country band. I'll put the video in the medoa box
My dad said "The boy is an emo bitch."
I said "Which one?"
"The one with the long bang."
"Huh?"
"The one who can sing really high."
"Uhh two of them. The blonde guy and the short brunette Italian."
"The Italian."
MY DAD FUCKING CALLED MITCH AND EMO BITCH
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW
DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT AROUND ME I WILL LAY INTO YOUR ASS LIKE NO TOMORROW AND WON'T GIVE A SHIT LESS
I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CRY
And yes some of you may think "It's just a band Geeky."
Not to me
They are so much more
They calm my stress
They help me through thick and thin
They're the reason I met you guys
I feel like I can connect with them
They get me up when I'm down
I go through the day so I can listen to their music while writing chapters for you guys
I will yell at my parents next time they say ANYTHING like that
Ever
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