Whoops I disappeared from writing so here's so bad boatboys stuff (cuz I suck)

Time: season 10 of hermitcraft start (not cannon start DUH)

Pov: joel

Me: returning to writing, obsessed (reference yoooooo) with lists

Name is what joel has with etho

I'm on hermitcraft of course I am I'm the best

Took them long enough to get me in

I take my copium medication

It's because I'm too cool amd their all nerds, especially eefo, definitely dont like him.

Speaking of eefo I need to go mining with him

Like I get grain and scar wanted alone time but like come on ME wit eefo no way

Like eefo why just thinking about it makes me blu- annoyed ANNOYED

Anyway I gotta get going and deffinently not care about how I look

"So joel it's us 2 together" eefo says

"Ugh I hate this" I say

"Then why are you blushing" eefo says

"Shut up I'm not your probably blushing under that mask" I say

"I'm not" eefo says

"Oh yeah I know you are eefo" I say

"It's pronounced etho" eefo says.

"Yeah whatever" I say pulling his mask down

Shoot he's hot- I mean he's horrifying I definitely dont wanna kiss him hehe

"Joel buddy your staring at me" eefo says.

"I'm not" I snap immediately

"Oh sure" eefo says

An explosion goes off and gas fills the area I swear I heard grain

"Eefo what's going on" i ask

"Are you obsessed with me" eefo asks

"Maybe..." I say

"Gotcha yeah smells like truth serum" eefo says "but you seem so delusional it's struggling"

"My Copeium prescription is not denial" I complain

"Sure" eefo says

"You like me don't you" I say

"Yeah" eefo says "you are so lucky I like short guys because people don't touch my mask"

I jump up so I can get above his waist

"I'M NOT SHORT YOUR TALL" I yell.

Eefo pick me up and pecks muly cheek. I'm disgusted and deffinently not in denial about liking it. 

BTW we are definitely not secretly dating now.

This is good enough