Mom: Me

Dad: Partner

Son: Partner's friend 

Vodka Aunt: My friend 

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Mom: OH MY GOD LOOK AT HERR

Mom: SHE'S HERE 

Mom: wOW

Vodka Aunt: Yes

Vodka Aunt: I am here 

Mom: After Son asked a bunch of times to add her 

Mom: God herself is here 

Vodka Aunt: I am god

Mom: Exactly 

Son: So what relative are you 

Mom: The Vodka Aunt 

Dad: I'm either the babysitter or the baby, theres no in between

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I'm so sorry