A/N:...... Damnit! I forgot the joke!

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Location: Falmart, Skies.

Jack pov

Since the saderan empire has kidnap the Japanese, Me and my units manager to save them. But They's one thing....... They were looking at me with weird looks if they were seeing a 8 year old child. I don't know what is going? But the weird part that they're saying that the empire of japan was abolished since 1945. I decided to ask one of them in Japanese.

Jack: (JAP) So, How's the ride?

They're were Quietly, But one of them decided to speak.

Japanese civilian 1: (JAP) Fine.

Japanese civilian 2: (JAP) T-Thank you for saving us.

Japanese civilian 3: (JAP) But.... Who are you and your people?

This Japanese asking about who and what we are? They didn't know who we are? Since why did empire of japan didn't tell us about another gate appear in someway. I tell them about what we are.

Jack: (JAP) We are the USCF or United States of Continent Forces.

Historial Japanese civilian: (JAP) United States Continent Force?

Jack: (JAP) Yes, What? You Japanese don't know about the United States Continent of America? The largest nation on earth, The globe superpower.

The Japanese look at each as if they were looking at the 8 year old was playing trick. One of the Japanese was female in 20s and has short black hair.

Noriko: Kid, Stop playing tricks, We all know your lyi-

USC (Mexican) Riflemen: Ma'am, Did you know who this kid is!

USC (Canadian) Riflemen: Yeah! You Japanese were fans of him since WW2!

Japanese civilian 5: We didn't know him! Look at him! He's 8! 

Noriko: In my affairs, The child was too young to command an army!

(A/N: WRONG!!! HE'S JACK!!! HE'S 302 YEARS OLD WOMAN!!!!)

USC (Brazilian) soldier: How dare-

Jack: Soldier! Stand down!

USC (American) Riflemen: But sir-

Jack: Stand. Down!

My soldiers did has they're told. The Japanese were looking at me in the shock expression.

Jack: No fighting in the VTOL plane, If you guys do something stupid or reckless. I don't take kindly on tourist. Got it! 

Japanese (Fan weeb) civilian: Uhh, kid.

Jack: *Sigh* What?

Japanese (Fan weeb) civilian: Are your ears and tail real? *Pointing at jack fox ears and tail*

Jack: *Though* This is going to be a long trip. -_-' kill me.

(A/N: Later)

Timeskip brought to you by this:

And back to the story:

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Location: Falmart, America occupied base.

3rd person pov

The VTOL lands in the base, what was waiting for them was medics arrived. They're take the Japanese to the medic bare. Jack decided to take them to the meeting room, He will ask one of them.

Timeskip brought to you by author who was force to marry an yandere.

(A/N: Please send help p_p, I'm scared)

And back to the story.

Now with the Japanese treaty well, Jack was now in the meeting room with the Japanese civilians. And he decided to ask them questions what they were doing here.

Jack: Now then, I will start by-

He didn't finish his sentences when one jack soldiers enters.

USC Riflemen: Sir, Your brother Y/B was here for the meeting.

Jack: Wait? What? Why?

USC Riflemen: Don't know sir, But he just wants to ask you.

Jack: *Sigh* Fine, Whatever my brother said. *Turn to the Japanese* Sorry, But the meeting will wait for a minutes.

With Y/B.

Y/B, A small red hair boy came with a pen and his book (Y/B's dairy book) has he was waiting for his brother jack. When he waiting, He see a his brother jack.

Y/B: Jack, You here!

Jack: Yeah, What was all about?

Y/B: Well, Did you have the Japanese captive that was captured by saderan empire.

Jack: Yes? Why?

Y/B: Can you leave me and the Japanese civilians.

Jack: Huh? What?

Y/B: Listen is private, I don't want you to disturb it.

Jack: Well, Ok.

Y/B: Thanks.

Jack: Good, If you excuse me, I'll going to torture someone in the cell.

(A/N: You know who~ :) )

Y/B: Ok, Fine.

With the Japanese.

Is been a few minutes had waited, Until the door open revealing to be fox child with the same age has jack. He has a red hair with fox ears and tails came.

Y/B: Hello, My names is Y/B Washington.

Japanese civilian: Another!

Y/B: Yes, But Now!

He takes out his book (Y/B's dairy book).

Y/B: Let's ask my question!

To be continued.

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Male + Lolicon = FBI

Female + Shotacon = CIA

A/N:.......SuS.......... It is very, very sus. >:/