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Jan vs Crown douchebag

Zorzal and his co begin to run away from Dalmus Hill.

Jan then said, "Give 'em 5 minute head start. Then we begin, as they are primitives."

After 5 minutes Jan and his men begin hunting down Zorzal and his friends, it was so easy to find them as Jan found them enslaving a small village. He saw one of the imperial generals about to rape a girl no older than 16.

Jan eye's twitched in fury.

He then lift his M2A4 Battle Rifle and fired the .50 Beowulf(Raufoss rounds since the Geneva Suggestion doesn't exist) round killing the imperial general immediately. The remaining imperial troops were gunned down without mercy and the villagers saw these otherworlders killing these troops with such impunity to the point it scared them, but were grateful for saving them.

Author's Note: They are literally being hunted down like animals, but instead of doing everything possible to get away. They decided now a good time to go raping some innocent villagers. Jackasses.

Zorzal then said, "If you are people of honor! You will let me retreat and offer me food! As i am the crown prince of Sadera."

Oras then replied, "This is the crown prince you are talking too! You savages you are just lucky you won the battle! Surrender now or you will be annihilated! Refuse our demands and we'll commit acts of brutality so horrifying that your people will be mindless slaves to the Empire!"

Jan could not believe what he was hearing! These savage asswipes actually believe they can win? Oh and one of these sons of a whore actually threatened North America and it's people! He will make sure this "Oras" guy will die a slow and painful death.

Jan then ordered his men to round up remaining imperial troops in the village and aim a burrowed N99 pistol at their heads, some tried to resist only to have their brains splattered across the floor as 10mm bullet tore their heads apart. Jan then looked at the villagers and said, "You have no part of this, leave. Don't make me an enemy." The villagers immediately ran away from the village.

"Now I demand all of you to fight to the death for my entertainment. As Saderan culture has gladiators who fought to the death. See, I am very respectful of one's culture." Jan said.

Legate Oras then screamed, "Gladiators are slaves who fight for our entertainment! I am a imperial general of the Saderan Empire! I demand to be treated with respect!" Jan then shot his N99 at Oras with a glancing shot. Oras immediately shut up.

Jan then said, "The next time you open your imperial fuckin' mouth I will put a 10mm in your mouth. And if any of you win the matches you are free to go."

Oras then said, "How do we know you won't go back on your word?"

Jan replied, "I'm a man of my word. As a sign of good will, I will let all of you chose your own opponents but the matches must be fair and square."

A imperial soldier then said, "Let me go first, I chose." The imperial soldier then pointed at one of his comrades he thought could easily win.

The two begin to fight, the imperial soldier was much stronger, but his opponent was faster. It was a quick match as the imperial soldier was stabbed in the chest multiple times. Jan then said, "You're free to go." The imperial soldier immediately ran off. 

Legate Oras then volunteered and said, "If I win, I will be able go right?"

Jan then smiled and said, "I am a man of my word. Look at the previous imperial soldier."

Legate Oras then choose one of the slave girls he took with him and said, "This will be my enemy."

When the match is about the start one of his men said, "Wait? Sir you said the match must be fair and square. So they must earn their freedom, but I see this match as unfair."

Jan then said, "What do you mean?" As Jan acts to play along and he said, "You're correct I will make it fair. Now, I said the matches must be fair right."

Oras said, "Yes."

Unbeknownst to him, Jan took out his Lockheed Martin Thermal Katana.

Jan then swung down the sword easily cutting one of Oras arms off. The heated blade in the sword immediately caused a layer of burnt skin to form on Oras preventing him dying of blood lost.

Oras then shouted, "You said it will be fair!"

Jan then said, "You are fighting a girl who is severely weakened so I decided to make a fair fight. I did say the matches must be a fair and square fight."

Jan has actually planned for Oras death to be slow and painful when the fight begun, Oras immediately tries to pry his sword from his dismembered arm but while he was trying to get his sword from his dismembered arm the slave girl immediately pierce him with a wooden stick. She just kept on stabbing him to the point he died of blood loss.

Jan then allowed the girl to escape. Zorzal and the other of officers could not believe these otherworlders of Dalmus Hill possessed so much cruelty. So cruel are theses otherworlders that they might be mistaken for Emroy the God of Darkness, War, Death, Violence, and Insanity.

Zorzal then shouted at them, "You are a coward as you use staves to kill your enemy from afar and a fire sword that burns it's enemy!! In war, you face your enemy face to face!! I demand a fight with honor with no fire swords as I am the best swordsman of Sadera! Rivaling that of the apostles themselves!"

Jan then replied with a raised eyebrow, "Fine. I accept your challenge if you win, I will let all of you escape but if you lose you will all be killed."

Zorzal being the arrogant person he still is, acceptable the challenge as Herm shouted, "My lord will prevail as he was born of divine right to rule Sadera and your world!"

Jan then found 2 swords and give one to Zorzal. Zorzal then begun the fight by taking the initiative as he swung his sword at Jan. Only for Jan to casually block it. Every slash Zorzal gave to Jan, he just deflects the strikes with ease from this primitive monkey. "Is this the best swordsman in Sadera history? This is pathetic." Jan Wondered. After 5 minutes later, Zorzal is on the ground as he is exhausted.

Zorzal spoke, "How is this possible? I am the crown prince of Sadera! I'm-!"

Only for Jan to cut the crown prince off by saying, "Maybe you are weak. Oh well, I will end this. Don't worry I won't kill you with a sword, you are a royal and royals usually bury themselves with treasures. I will ensure you will have a treasure on your head." Jan then immediately ordered his men to start a fire and take a cooking pot from the now deserted village, Jan's men then start stripping the dead imperial general of gold and put it in the pot to melt it. In the process to speed up, they used their laser weaponry as some of Jan's men aim their lasers rifles at the gold melting them easily.

Zorzal saw this and begin to worry and asked, "What are you doing?"

Jan replied, "Your afterlife gift~ Your civilization has primitive thinking they own the world just because they develop swords, bows and some magic shit. Pathetic. My world has weapons that could bathed cities with a heat of star, weapons that fly across the world faster than the speed of sound and yet you have the audacity!! To threatened my nation and home with slavery? You think you could get away with this?"

As Jan brought the melting pot filled with molten gold to Zorzal then the former thought to himself, the women he will enslave for pleasure, the nations he will conquer, the songs that will be sung in his honor for generations to come, all of it will be gone. Jan then said, "Ah a emperor of a empire must have crown of gold. Tell the Gods that the 15 Tribes say 'hello'."

Jan then lift up the boiling pot filled with molten gold ready to pour it on Zorzal's head then he smelled something funny.

The crown prince Zorzal has just shit his own pants.

"I think I made him shit himself." Jan said unable to contain himself from laughter he drop the the molten pot of gold on in front of Zorzal causing him to also piss himself which made Jan's men laugh at the sight.

Jan calms after three minutes of laughter, "Well then, I shall spare you today because your humiliation and defecating was amusing."

Jan and his men walked away leaving Zorzal to comprehend what has happened. When Jan reached back to Dalmus Hill he said, "Well, looks like I have a new toy to play with. I hope you won't disappoint die yet. Cause your suffering has just started."

An evil smirk appeared on his face, already thinking ways to make Zorzal life a living hell. Little does Zorzal know, he is in a world of horror ready to come his way.

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