So... I was talking to someone on Wattpad about ace culture and stuff and I brought up garlic bread.

My brother was playing Doom.  He was reading the intro aloud for me because I was doing other stuff.  Also, he wanted to do the voice.

So... my brother was like "rip and tear until it is done.  Blood.  Gore.  Death.  Demons."

And I was like "garlic bread!"

Because my brain sometimes says stuff out loud.  My brother looked at me like '...I'M SORRY WHAT!?'

And I just laughed.  Because garlic bread.