*The four GAP members are situated in a living room, doing their own businesses.*

Shii: *resists the urge to put her crossed legs down to the floor* Uwahhh, I'm so scared!

Minori: *looks up from her laptop* Of wat?

Shii: If I put my feet down to the floor...I feel like someone's gonna take my legs from under the couch... *cringes*

*Suddenly hands grab Shii's legs from under the couch*

Shii: *MANIME SCREAM*

Kuru: *head pokes under the couch creepily* I'm gonna take the legs now~

Norami: *quickly leaps into hero mode* *grabs Jelo from under the couch*

Shii: :D

Minori: XD

Kuru: *struggles off Norami's hold and hides under the couch again* I am EVERYWHERE!

Minori: XD

Norami: *grunts and suddenly carries Shii and her laptop outside* *burns the house*

Minori: *lets herself die*

Kuru: *obviously becomes a fucking teleporter and teleports outside on top of a tree*

Shii: MAH LAPTOP~ <3 <3 <3 *hugs laptop*

Norami: *stares at the fire* *suddenly wants to firebend* FIRE! *firebends*

Kuru: XD

*Norami suddenly realizes that she made Minori die. She suddenly has time-travelling powers and fixes the freaking timeline and shit*

Kuru: *retreats back under the couch*

Norami: *glares and suddenly summons Rose and Vriska out of nowhere* HERE ARE UR BABES KURU, COME AND MAKE OUT WITH DEM OR SOMETHING!

Vriska and Rose: :?

Kuru: NEVAH

Norami: *rolls eyes and suddenly summons John and Dave*

Shii: *O*

Minori: :? O_O

Norami: *throws the boys to Minori and Shii respectively* HERE ARE YOUR HUSBANDS, MAH GIFTS TO YOU! *adds heroic sparkles to her background*

Shii: ◕ヮ◕ *hugs Dave* ◕ヮ◕

Minori and John: *tumbles down to the floor unceremoniously, John on top of Minori*

Shii and Norami: JOMIIIIIIIIIIIII

Dave: Da fuck is happening!?!?!??!

TEEHEE!

THE END!