A/N: The author is in the borderline of boredom, someone halp

Credits to GloriousBlue_15

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Fuck you

*inserts dat Karkalicious opening music*

Listen up ya'll

I don't know what I am saying

All my ships are just crazy

And this song is just lazy

Kurulicious definition

Makes Shii Kozakura loco

I blame Yuki for all of this shit

I get along with everybody

I'm currently dying from all the shippings

I'm trying to NOT ENTERTAIN them 

No reasons why I tease my ladies 

I just find them so amusing //hheeehehehehe//

I'm Kurulicious, so delicious

No I don't do kismesis

And if you ship me with Yuki

...

Well I um... *coughs while adjusting his collar*

I don't blow kisses //ewww//

It's all just too cliche 

It's all in the way of how I pull on the strings

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So delicious

Super manipulative

So delicious

I'm not fucking adorable 

So delicious 

Even Minori wants a piece of me---

//Minori: WAIT WAT?! >:/

I'm Kurulicious

L-l-l-like candy candy!

*Kuru was unable to finish his made-up song because Minori just pushes him off of the screen and everything blacks out*

the author is bored .-.