Dave, Karkat, Shii, Aina and Paul: Draw human bulges
Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are at it again.
The Knight of Time has triggered the troll yet again to draw graphs about shit that the boy doesn't care, the two were struggling for DOMINANCE HOHOHOHOHO //unknown author was kicked out// for the pen, Dave was winning all the way, suddenly scribbling penises.
"Dude, why are you making dicks, oh man here's another one!" He teases with a slight grin. "ARGGGGGHHHH GET THE FUCK OFF STRIDER! AND I AM NOT DRAWING FUCKING HUMAN BULGES!" Karkat yells under the Strider's arm, shaking around resulting to papers flying around, pictures of penises here and there.
Suddenly Aina, Shii and Paul enters the scene.
"Would you all shut up? I was trying to read." Aina scowls but was interested what were the two boys *wonk wonk* doing.
"DAVEKAT! DAVEKAT!" Shii squeals, bouncing and blushing red as the fujoshi enters.
"Did I hear bulges~?" Paul winks and wiggles his eyebrows while eating a bacon.
"NO. NO! YOU GUYS DID NOT HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT FUCKING "BULGES" AND WHAT THE FUCK?! DAVEKAT?! YOU HUMANS ARE SICK!" Karkat yells at the GAP members in true disgust as he unhooks himself harshly off Dave.
Dave raises his hands in surrender. "Uh bro, I'm not gay."
"Pfft yeah right." Shii exclaims with a huff and a grin.
Paul picks up a paper lying on the floor and looks at the drawing. "No, no, no. Bro, the dick should be more like this." The fatass smart boy walks to the table, grabs the pen and draws a dick that the reader won't see.
Dave looks at his works over the brown haired boy's shoulder and slowly gives a thumbs-up. "Woah man, that's actually cool." He was amused, his voice so tells.
Aina and Shii joins the god at the table, grinning and laughing.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~ OH LET ME TRY!" The girls exclaim time to time, passing the pen to each other and laughing and grinning at each other's success and shit.
Karkat was shitting freaking out at this.
This was fucking worse than the bucket.
No.
NO.
THIS IS EQUALLY WORSE LIKE THE BUCKET.
OH FUCKING GOG.
Karkat: Freak out and leave the room.
The troll indeed follows the narrator's orders and left the room with a "FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HUMANS." and slam the door behind him.
The four kids were still at their antics, laughing and doodling shitty penises and dicks and making the paper go messy around the room again.
Suddenly—-
"Um hey guys, I brought some...refreshments..." Minori suddenly enters the room with a plate of cookies when a paper suddenly flies down to her eye level.
She blinks.
Her eyes widen.
The other GAP members were in peril about this.
OH SHIT.
Minori screams.
OH
FUCKING
SHIT
*A wild Yuki suddenly appears!*
Yuki: *growls as dark aura emerges* YOU ALL ARE SO DEAD.
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