Inspired by boredom and listening to Student Body candidates in mah school.

Rose: *le pops out as the MC* Greetings to students and teachers alike, welcome to the Student Council Election 20XX-20XX. Before we go see who are our candidates, let's hear remarks from President Hussie.

Andrew Hussie: *strides up to the microphone thingy* Hey to you all, yeah you all fuckasses, so yeah, vote wisely or we will be screwed yet again like LASSSTTTT YEARRRRR. Like seriously guys, fucking vote wisely for this better economy of this school and DONOTBEFOOLEDBYDOCSCRATCH. Good fucking day to you all. *jumps off the stage* IM BREAKING THE FORTH WALL BITCHES!!

Rose: *takes the microphone again with a plain face* Um...okay then... ._. Well then, let's meet our first party. The Knights of Blood.

KOB: *appears from the sides of the stage, dressed in red shirts and yah ur imagination shit* 

Audience: *le screams and cheers*

Karkat: FUCK THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CLASSROOM. *covers ears* 

KARKAT VANTAS- RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT

Dave: im sure they are cheering for me not at you *shades shine*

DAVE STRIDER- RUNNING FOR BUSINESS MANAGER

Karkat: *hits Dave on the head* FUCK YOU! 

Dirk: *suddenly comes behind Karkat and le gives him the pat on the shoulder* Chill bro, no bad influence for the school here. 

DIRK STRIDER- RUNNING FOR AUDITOR

Kankri: Yes, yes, I agree. Let's n9t be triggered by suck w9rds. *crosses arms* 

KANKRI VANTAS- RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Aradia: *sits down on her respective chair and leaps in happiness* I'm enjoying this~

ARADIA MEDIGO- RUNNING FOR SCHOOL REPRESENTATIVE

ANY MANY MORE RANDOM PEOPLE IN THIS PARTY

KOB: *sits down on the left side of the stage on chairs*

Rose: The second party is the Blue Bloods. *gestures to the party in blue walking up the stage*

Vriska: This is it, people. The moment we all 8een waiting for. That I, Vriska Serket, will 8e the next president of this shitass school!

VRISKA SERKET- RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Equius: *le pats her on the shoulder, sweating up a bit* D -----> Uh Vriska...I suggest that you should lower your voice down...I shall not command this.

EQUIUS ZAHHAK- RUNNING FOR BEADLE 

Aranea Serket: *sits down silently while smiling at the audience and her sister's idiocy* 

ARANEA SERKET- RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT

John: oh come on guys, we're delaying the third party! *drags himself and Vriska onto the stage*

JOHN EGBERT- RUNNING FOR SCHOOL REPRESENTATIVE 

Jane: Gog, I'm so nervous ~_~ 

JANE CROCKER- RUNNING FOR SECRETARY

Horuss: 8=D Neigh I have no idea what am I doing here .-.

HORUSS ZAHHAK- RUNNING FOR BUSINESS MANAGER

AND MANY MORE RANDOM PEOPLE IN THE PARTY

Rose: Okay, last party is Justice in Green.

JIG: *enters through the right side of the stage*

Terezi: T3H3H3 T0D4Y 1 5H4LL BR1NG JU57IC3 70 7H15 5CH00L! >:DD

TEREZI PYROPE- RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Latula: 17'5 G0NN4 B3 4 R4D1C4L Y34R. *rock sign* ;))

LATULA PYROPE- RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT

Jade: Get ready guys, we're so bringing out the big guns! :D

JADE HARLEY- RUNNING FOR SECRETARY

Jake: *literally brings out pistols and rifles* YEAH LET'S DO IT MATES! >:D

JAKE ENGLISH- RUNNING FOR BUSINESS MANAGER

Audience: *le gasps* 

Jade: *throws away the guns off screen* DUDE DONT BRING GUNS HERE! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SNEAK THEM IN HERE?!

Jake: *le shrugs* XDDDD My apologies, Jade, you know how I love my guns~

Kanaya: I Don't Really Have A Reason Why I Have To Join This Campaign....

KANAYA MARYAM- RUNNING FOR ASSISTANT SECRETARY

Nepeta: :33 < Me nefur but it's gonna be fun~~~ *purrs*

NEPETA LEJION- RUNNING FOR SCHOOL REPRESENTATIVE

The three parties sat down in their respective chairs.

Red Party- Knights of Blood

Blue Party- Blue Bloods

Green Party- Justice in Green

Rose: Alright, all the parties are all here. Tune in for the next installation of Campaignstuck ;)

END OF PART 1

SERIOUSLY, IM GETTING LAZY BUT I STILL WANNA WRITE XDDD